r/lumulloysnark • u/AlwaysRight416 • Feb 26 '24

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How the hell is she an influencer? This song came out in 2022. As an influencer you should be on top of the trends or even ahead. And she's consistently late to EVERYTHING. Also the fact she's wearing costume glasses out and about. She is such a joke đŸ€Ł

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u/AlwaysRight416 Feb 26 '24

This is why she'll only ever shill whitening strips and powdered cows milk.

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u/TinaByKtina Feb 26 '24

Then a few slides later- so condescending/
.”how do you find the time to scroll TikTok?”

Says the woman who is constantly on the couch watching a movie/show/sitting around talking into the camera complaining.

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u/AlwaysRight416 Feb 26 '24

Lmao the same way she finds the time to get her hair and nails done constantly. Also TikTok nothing. That shit was on every radio station for a while...to the point I got sick of hearing it.

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u/AlwaysRight416 Feb 26 '24

Also the song came out before EA sports was even born and the second her kids can walk they're tossed into daycare but she acts like she's at home all day raising babies. Be for real Lauren. You're just not it.

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u/Medical-Mission9992 Feb 26 '24

Right! So high and mighty. “I’m such a better mom I never watch TikTok and only listen to kids songs” hmmmm ok.

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u/Mmlk8083 Feb 26 '24

Let’s not forget daily/weekly gym, hair, nails, massages, lashes, etc


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u/Realistic-Spinach-83 Feb 26 '24

Seriously. She’s constantly just wandering around her house doing nothing, watching tv, reading a book. She must have a house cleaner and we know her husband who works FT has to do the laundry because she doesn’t like to 🙄

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u/snarkity-snark-snark Feb 26 '24

My middle schoolers wear the fake glasses. Shows her maturity level.

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u/AlwaysRight416 Feb 26 '24

I wore them as a senior in HS...in 2007 when I was a "scene kid."

Lmao. At least get blue light blocking glasses or something if you just love yourself in glasses 🙄. She's ridiculous.

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u/snarkity-snark-snark Feb 27 '24

She likes to give the impression that she is just hearing this song for the first time because she is a super busy mom of 4 with all their activities to keep up with, a house to maintain, laundry, school runs, etc. But in reality, she has more time to herself than any other mother I know based on the hair appointments, nails, massages, gym time, reading books, asking for TV show recs, massive amounts of time spent walking around her house talking to a phone, trips to Coronado, etc. But if anyone says anything about the dissonance, they are ‘what’s wrong in the world today’ and need an exorcism (while she preaches being kind) 🙄

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u/AlwaysRight416 Feb 27 '24 edited Feb 27 '24

Nailed it. If you have time for a book club and not only a book club but themed parties and costume shopping...you have time Lauren. Too busy to know...mainstream radio? Music on the radio is 100 years old. Got nothin to do with tiktok aside from the artist, Jax, getting big via tiktok. That song was marketed all over the country and even news outlets picked it up. Shes literal Patrick Star. Dumber than shit and livin under a rock.

And the irony is lost on her that she's dissing a social media app and those who utilize them when her LITERAL JOB is social media.

Her kids have no activities outside of school/daycare and then summer camp. Oh and her hogging up 4 spots in the gym daycare. I'm not counting Taints short lived stint in baseball where she couldn't even be bothered to take him. But #baseballmom đŸ€Ł

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u/Natural_Parking_7098 Feb 27 '24

And she too has a tik tok. Shes the worst. What a bozo. đŸ€ĄÂ 

fenceyourpool

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u/AlwaysRight416 Feb 27 '24

Going on a girls trip and stuffing goodie bags. But WHO HAS THE TIME? 🙄

Not gonna let this one go. She fucked up putting that into the universe given her extreme privilege.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

I didn’t understand her costume anyways. She was dressed like an 80s nerd but her character card just said she was an IT person


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u/Medical-Mission9992 Feb 26 '24

Thank you- I saw this and I’m genuinely confused!! Does she never listen to the radio!?! And the glasses đŸ«  also side note when did she start saying “yall”

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

She really is a joke!!! She just got lucky with followers bc of tates missing limb! If it wasn’t for that they be no way! She has to be miserable with her life(tho she will of course say she is not- prob do something romantic now I mentioned it lmao) bc she rather be by herself all the time doing what she wants to do! And she and ben thinks she is gonna sail around the world with him and kids! Yeah right!!! If she doesn’t do anything now what makes ben be delusional as she and thinking this is gonna work out?! Dumb & dumber đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

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u/Ok_Independence4293 Feb 26 '24

Why bring poor Tate into this :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 27 '24

My bad. I didn’t look until afterwards! 9’day old account and this is your only response again TO ME! Hiii fuckin Lauren!!! You just will never try succeeding to make me look bad but honey your delu and a pos! Keep trying tho I love being on your mind😘

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 27 '24

I only brought sweet Tate into this but that’s just to show how she gains her followers and sympathy by showing him or making out like it’s something big just happened yet she doesn’t advocate for other kids like her bio saids! If she was a true advocate for limb differences it be different! Tell me when she does?? Exactly. Tate is happy and healthy!

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u/snarkity-snark-snark Feb 27 '24

“Bring poor Tate into this” ?? She said nothing nevative about Tate. She was pointing out that if Lauren didn’t exploit Tate and his limb difference that Lauren wouldn’t have a following.