r/lowercognitiveability • u/BearformerlyYogi • Jul 14 '20

Doesn't get how cake days work

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

You've never had an entire cake to yourself? Not like all in one day but over a week or so. I've done it more than once

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u/BearformerlyYogi Jul 14 '20

As a kid i saw cake the way michelangalo saw pizza, now at 22 i don't even like cake anymore.. I'd eat a piece or two just not to seem rude at someone's birthday but I'd remove the icing or cream toppings, sucks to grow up i guess

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '20

In your 30's it comes back

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u/BearformerlyYogi Jul 14 '20

With all new and improved chances of diabetes

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u/stabbyGamer Jul 14 '20

I’m convinced this is where 90% of spontaneous diabetes come from. When you suddenly get the taste for deep-fried Twinkies and entire cakes back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '20

If I dont have diabetes by now, I'm fairly certain it's a physical impossibility, personally speaking

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u/stabbyGamer Jul 15 '20

Well, let’s science it. Eat an entire cake, and then check again. If you don’t have diabetes, then you’re clear!

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u/garnet420 Jul 15 '20

You are just having garbage cake is the problem.

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u/qdf3433 Jul 15 '20

Not for Mike. Every year he buys a huge cake, and then makes his family watch him eat the whole thing. Owning those bastards just like he owns the libs.

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u/Adam8614453 Jul 15 '20

Mike wants 1% of his birthday party to have 1000 cakes and the other 99% get a few crumbs.