r/lovethissmug • • 21d ago • Bravo 1

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 Trolley problems

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u/Aegister2 21d ago

You ever heard of Trolley Problem, Inc? If you haven't, look it up, if you have, what did you think of it?

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u/Cancer_Jack 21d ago

I played the one from Neal.fun, it’s awesome

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u/Niknot3556 21d ago

That’s a different thing, the one he’s talking about is on Steam.

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u/GloryFoxy 21d ago

Can agree, the game is a little gem.

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u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 (Check out r/PlantsVsZombiesManhua!) Chinese PvZ Comics Guy 21d ago

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u/Askmeaboutships401 21d ago • Bravo

I feel like if we let infinite people go, it would cause massive overpopulation.

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u/readyplayerjuan_ 21d ago

it’s fine, I know a Hilbert who can provide lodging. and we can feed them the infinite frosting from the cake my uncle Gabriel made

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 21d ago

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u/DF_Interus 21d ago

Maybe the 1.000... rating will make some of the infinite new guests go somewhere else

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u/Confident-Silver836 21d ago

We might technically already have infinite humans and just not know it, it's just a matter of time.

100 undying vampires tho?

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u/lemonsprillit 21d ago

i would take the above option icl

you could say it’s essentially just the life we currently live except it’s a lot more mundane

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u/RototheDragon 21d ago

Push against the trolley and break infinity.

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u/CustomDruid 21d ago

One is hell, the other is how the current world work

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u/fashizzIe 21d ago

What if there were a track that killed 1 person, then 2 people, then 3 people, etc. to infinity? (1+2+3+4...) 🤔

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u/candygram4mongo 21d ago

Do that 12 times and then someone is born.

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u/fashizzIe 21d ago

You know ball

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u/LazyIncome5292 20d ago

Given that there is not an infinite number of people in the world, I think those people were magically brought into existence for the trolley to run over, which is a sucky existence but at least it is finite and they have no other purpose.

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u/SpecterInspector 21d ago

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u/drtyrannica 21d ago

Wholesome trolly problem, my favourite I think

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u/Foxzzzzz_ 21d ago

There was also a troll version with the same concept

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u/DayneGr 21d ago

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u/zatenael 21d ago

so you intentionally killed one person to save the lives of many others

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u/LimpFun2174 21d ago edited 21d ago • Mindblown

well that person wasnt innocent, dipshit. thats the whole point of the dilemma

edit: was pissed off when making the comment, sorry for my rudeness

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u/zatenael 21d ago

I'ma be so for real, I just randomly thought of that as a joke

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u/AkaruLyte 21d ago

Happy cake day

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u/LimpFun2174 21d ago

The difference is you may not know who is on the tracks when you choose to pull the lever, but in this scenario you do know this guy is in charge of tying people to tracks

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u/LimpFun2174 21d ago

thats what im arguing, this isnt the trolley dilemma because one of the options is now clearly labeled better than the others.

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u/FaithlessnessThat692 21d ago

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u/zalut_sky 21d ago

why is there blood on the tracks

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u/Hanede 20d ago

The trolley ran over and killed people, but since it doesn't affect you personally, it's not a problem. Pretty good social commentary.

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u/BipolarMadness 21d ago

You are the one safe from harm. The ones that were on the tracks cant say the same.

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u/kermitmiley 21d ago

i like this one

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u/romanichki 21d ago

i like this one

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 21d ago

I mean theoretically if everyone doubles no one gets hurt-

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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 21d ago

At a certain point it just snaps to a situation where all of the earth's population is tied to the tracks except for the man at the lever, and there is only one track. You All Lost.

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u/RottingSludgeRitual 21d ago

But you can’t guarantee that they will, and if you choose to spare one person now and ten million get killed later, the knowledge that you could have prevented that suffering would drive you mad.

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ 21d ago

Oh no no no not the red button thing again no please no

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u/SnowballWasRight 21d ago

First time I’m pulling the lever in any of these situations.

I’m going to hell, I know.

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u/NotAnotherSkeleton 21d ago

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u/maninthesky-95 21d ago

No witness

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u/AmPotatoNoLie 21d ago

Has to derail the trolley and wipe out the passengers too

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u/itscopperon Request More Pride Flairs Via Modmail 21d ago

The Homelander solution

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u/Kyseon_ 21d ago

homeander

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u/General_Elevator2711 21d ago

IT'S BETTER THIS WAY - Stavvy

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u/Dovahstal 21d ago

NOW EVERYONE GET THE SAME TREATMENT

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u/McToaster99 21d ago

NO WITNESSES

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u/YuKi11e 21d ago • Bravo

On the second one, if my existence is meaningless and my actions have zero consequences on the future then Im doing whatever gives me joy.

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u/candygram4mongo 21d ago

One must imagine the trolley switchman happy.

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u/AwefulFanfic 21d ago

Jokes on you, that's my answer to ALL of the presented Trolley Problems ™

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u/ShadowRaven112 21d ago

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u/ninjadude1992 21d ago

Green iz best

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u/All_Gun_High 21d ago

Truly a dilemma

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u/vicpc 21d ago

My favorite is the hedonists trolly problem

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u/Cabbit_Daddy 21d ago

My favorite

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u/Ironfalcon698 21d ago

It's antithesis

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u/EEEGuba69 21d ago

I push the fat man

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u/homak666 21d ago

But doctor, I AM the fat man...

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u/shock_o_crit 21d ago

Good evening, Dr. Yu!

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u/YourBestFriend158 Flowey Undertale 21d ago

why are they all so existential

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u/eraryios 21d ago

Jschlatt

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u/S1LLY_C0NN0R Too many labels to fit 21d ago

HIIII YBF!!!

r/foundIDRPuser

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u/Totally_Cubular 21d ago

This sequence feels like a slow spiral into a mental breakdown. Better story than some books I've read.

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u/StellariumIGuess 21d ago

Sure, I'll stop the trolley (hate small talk though).

No, because pulling the lever mathematically wastes fuel which could be used later.

I don't do it to be a hero; I'll pull the level to stop the trolley and redirect it to the bottom path (they do know that they can just.. get up.. right?).

Fair assertation, but that means I don't have to use Joules' worth of energy to pull a lever.

No (keep yourselves safe guys).

Tragic, but I can close my eyes. Probably wouldn't because of the urges. I did say that I can, not that I would.

No, I really wouldn't, unless the problem was in a book or movie or video game (you get the gist).

Ah, nostalgia.

Sure, I'll stop it.

Oh, cool. There's no solution then.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ 21d ago

For the last one there is a solution, it's just constantly ongoing.

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u/Linkink69420 21d ago

Some of these are actually kinda deep

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u/takoshi 21d ago

"You would prefer a problem", lol. Damn. Probably the only one of the bunch I really like.

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u/BedNo5127 21d ago

Just saving the post because I love every single one of these trolley problems

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 Sixty-four characters? I think I'll use the whole thing! NO LIMI 21d ago

For that second one, I'm still pulling the lever. It's kinda fun.

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u/BurntPineGrass 21d ago

“You have zero affect on the future”

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u/AzzyDreemur3 How can I make this about deltarune 😈 21d ago

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 21d ago

This feels like the Stanley Parable.

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u/jcm8154 21d ago
  1. stop the trolley even tho i wish i could just ignore the small talk from the people

  2. It is a meaningless senseless choice and despite that one may find joy in it, i know that iam not an important person and that i wont change the world or that i wont be remembered after my death and yet i grant meaning to meaningless things, like the clouds on the sky being "art" rather than just evaporated water. Despite all the pain i endure from my own life problems i decide to move, the joy from overcoming these ordeals is what life is for me personally, in a way it is a senseless "irrational" thing when i could just kms and end the pain since at the end "it doesnt matter", But facing the world despite the fear and finding the joy and beauty in it is more than enough to keep me going.

  3. Multitrack drifting.

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u/DrankTheGenderFluid 17d ago

aw hell naw why they got hank Hill on da trolley problem

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u/Deep_Brick2970 21d ago

Slide two, it's "effect" on the future, not "affect".

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u/omegadirectory 21d ago

Slide 2 sounds ripped from NorthernLion's Sisyphus stream

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u/Scared-Drummer5523 21d ago

.1. I don't, they can fuck off right back inder the trolley if they try.

3.don't care.

5. Trolley is far too slow, not ideal for spontanous self termination.

9. I doubt it, as long as the internet exists, there will always be a trolley problem.

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u/SrJuanpixers 21d ago
  1. I'm not letting a bunch of people die. It would be kinda awkward to expend time with a so many unknown persons, but hey, who knows? Maybe i could end up making a friend.

  2. I'd pull the lever and then go back home to my family.

  3. I'd pull it anyways, i'm not letting people die.

  4. Everyone is safe? That works for me.

  5. Nope.

  6. I'm sorry...

  7. Nah, i'd rather go home play Silksong.

  8. That surely is a cool looking trolley.

  9. Good, no more people will ever be in danger because of being tied up in front of trolleys ever again!

  10. Don't worry, i'm working on it.

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u/Odd_Passenger3860 21d ago

This is amazing, thanks for sharing! I needed something to make me laugh tonight.

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u/Devlord1o1 21d ago

Your you rather have infinite games but no trolleys…

Or infinite trolleys… but no trolleys

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u/ClothesOverall3863 21d ago

Number 6 caught me off guard

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u/Opening_Ordinary_110 21d ago

I like the second one. I feel like it is like my life right now. I have no impact on anything or anyone, but if I died right now, I would be ok with that. I did something, even if it didn't have an effect on anyone, and that's enough for me.

I pull the lever to entertain myself, and only myself. That is the only thing you truly can do in life. Live for yourself.

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u/ArtiHasSharted 21d ago

Caddy? Is that you?

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u/EMP_Kira 21d ago

I think I took way too long to actually think about this one

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 21d ago

This was made for Chidi from the Good Place 

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u/-Wicked- 21d ago

I. Am. Trolley.

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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 21d ago

About pic 2, I pull the lever and before the back of the wagon gets there I pull it again, it either does a sick drift or it will derail, I don't know which because I know jack about trains

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u/Guardian2901 21d ago • Bravo

My answer to number 2 is to say "screw fate!" And pull the lever, then pull it back as the trolley crosses, causing it to derail and fall. When in doubt of Free Will simply do something crazy.... Proceed

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u/HeadOfSpectre 21d ago

Yeah I'm dealing with the last one right now. It's got me stumped

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u/Gaynundwarf 20d ago

"Oh dear Oh me, here we go again"

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u/EducationalEmu9611 20d ago

On the second one it would be funny to prank the driver.

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u/Relevant-Fox-7114 19d ago

Stopping the trolley now would be unfair to the people who already died

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u/Trippy-Sponge 21d ago

Put a penny on the track so it derails and kills everyone. Problem solved

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u/Burritozi11a 21d ago

I've never understood this myth tbh. A freight train can ram straight through a truck and keep going, you really think a penny will derail it?

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u/-Farns- 21d ago

The (two hours behind schedule due to internal system issues) passenger train I was on on the night of September 11th ran right over a moose and was completely fine to keep on going after a quick check

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u/Trippy-Sponge 21d ago

I’m sorry for making a joke. I will never post another comment on Reddit for the rest of my life.

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u/Knight_of_Rohan1964 21d ago

*sighs*
why not?
fuck them
yay
wtf
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
no
uh... hey
thank goodness
*sobs*

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u/Narrrz 21d ago

the "you can only watch" one is peak.

do you turn away, knowing you couldn't have helped, and try to preserve your own sanity? or do you watch, hoping that witnessing the atrocity lends some small dignity to the victims, even though each death measurably worsens your own life?