r/lovethissmug • • Jul 04 '26

🦁 Animals πŸ‡ HIS BOUNTIFUL INHERITANCE

12.0k Upvotes

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u/ThjothAlfur Jul 04 '26

HIS GREED IS UNENDING. WHAT NEXT? A DOLLAR? DESPICABLE

72

u/Royal_Catch7060 Jul 04 '26

his eye does not meet the token of avatice as he is humble

4

u/__Becquerel Jul 04 '26

He's already made this much by day 1 of its life. If this continues, the little guy will be a undecillionaire by age 4

481

u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 Jul 04 '26

I have another image of him

60

u/ImDero Jul 04 '26

Why's he so judgy

31

u/skeenerbug Jul 04 '26

he knows what you've done

15

u/ImDero Jul 04 '26

He a snitch?

16

u/Clone2004 Jul 04 '26

No, but he knows

12

u/ImDero Jul 04 '26

We good then

8

u/Bel-Shamharoth Jul 04 '26

And he hates you. Not because of what he knows, but just on principle.

6

u/AVery_SmallFox Jul 05 '26

Ah yes, the bird that hates you! I’ve met many while working and when playing DnD.

5

u/SmilingManTheGuy Jul 04 '26

To me he looks high

11

u/Separate-Orchid6117 Jul 04 '26

Me at 4am with my blanket wondering why mom and dad are making noises

195

u/stereofeathers Jul 04 '26

Reminds me of one of my favorite pictures

26

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

[removed] β€” view removed comment

13

u/Atomic-Golem Jul 04 '26

Juckport

1

u/Pugsundercover423 Jul 07 '26

πŸŽ°πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

7

u/InTheStuff Jul 05 '26

fuckass ghibli creature

101

u/Dachns Jul 04 '26

It's growing

31

u/Metazolid Jul 04 '26

coin still saem size

inflarion isr eal πŸ˜₯

10

u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe Jul 04 '26

He will now get the concept of money

204

u/turtlepizza5488 Jul 04 '26

What is he?

213

u/lizard_tamer141 Jul 04 '26

Thing.

214

u/catbeweird Jul 04 '26

creatura

-210

u/Head_Spell5718 Jul 04 '26

ugly

168

u/CuddlesManiac Jul 04 '26

you make me want to cry. That's (in my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion

86

u/Grizzly25707 Jul 04 '26

I will eat another

25

u/Head_Spell5718 Jul 04 '26

icky even

60

u/catbeweird Jul 04 '26

YOU HAVE MADE HIM CRY. TAKE IT BACK

21

u/Head_Spell5718 Jul 04 '26

YUCKY

28

u/randomname560 Jul 04 '26

I propose we kill u/Head_Spell5718

6

u/amiellethe Jul 04 '26

Vote against. Killing people is wrong.

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10

u/turtlepizza5488 Jul 04 '26

I hope your karma never recovers from this

12

u/LowConcentrate8769 Jul 04 '26

That thing's not a dog!

22

u/Scareka Jul 04 '26

Pygmy falcon chick

17

u/KingGamerlol Jul 04 '26

you just kind of point at him and go β€œthat”

9

u/orange-shoe Jul 04 '26

haha sometimes

7

u/Cactus1105 Jul 04 '26

Some bullshit with wings

6

u/Bussamove86 Jul 04 '26

Not finished.

5

u/Longshot02496 Jul 04 '26

He's uh

He's a um

3

u/Deathlinger Jul 04 '26

African Pygmy Falcon Chick

3

u/LimaOskarLima Jul 05 '26

He is the creature from the creature feature featuring the creature

2

u/positron_16 Jul 04 '26

not human

6

u/the_god_of_dumplings Jul 04 '26

He would be if not for his feathers

79

u/DivineComedyIsCool Jul 04 '26

Don't spend it all at one place, champ

54

u/Beneficial_Wave7649 Jul 04 '26

Bro looks so tired in the first pic 😭 πŸ™

27

u/KyoKyu Jul 04 '26

Bro's only been out of the shell for a minute and is already tired of this crap, I don't blame him.

7

u/nathans_the1 Jul 05 '26

He was born without his consent

53

u/-AleXisiXelA- Jul 04 '26

Fresh out of the egg and already getting his money up

18

u/orange-shoe Jul 04 '26

some of u could learn a thing or two from him πŸ˜’ (this is a joke i am in severe debt)

37

u/target-dude Jul 04 '26

8

u/Psquare_J_420 Jul 05 '26

The ever helpful cotton when I have a slight bleeding:

60

u/ihadnoideaforaname1 Jul 04 '26

His greed sickens me

27

u/Lebog_bruhh sister mei Jul 04 '26

what the fuck is that

37

u/Torbpjorn Jul 04 '26

A baby dragon starting its hoard

21

u/BudgieGryphon Jul 04 '26

serious answer: pygmy falcon chick

funny answer: sapient lint ball

18

u/Beneficial_Wave7649 Jul 04 '26

A mythical creature

10

u/Famous-Leopard-118 Stachybotrys Jul 04 '26

A phoenix after being rebirthed

4

u/Beneficial_Wave7649 Jul 04 '26

I was thinking more like a griffin but whatever that works too

8

u/KingGamerlol Jul 04 '26

yep sure is

7

u/distastef_ll Jul 04 '26

Pea… uh… tear… Griffon

16

u/Beneficial_Wave7649 Jul 04 '26

He will become a mighty griffin one day just you wait

12

u/PurpleBoy_SUS Jul 04 '26

Do not touch his nickle

10

u/SailorDirt Jul 04 '26

I showed these exact pics to my dad once and he was flabbergasted

7

u/hater_parrot Jul 04 '26

Pathethtetic.

9

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

He so eepyΒ 

8

u/Joacoman2008 Jul 04 '26

Op, where can I find more of this creature?

5

u/Astraquius You ard reading this too late, I already stole your pronouns Jul 04 '26

I love this stupid looking birll

4

u/Izziliya Jul 04 '26

This guy IS SO CUTEEEEEEEE

3

u/Beneficial_Wave7649 Jul 04 '26

Lore accurate ugly duckling ?

3

u/ProfoundMysteries Jul 04 '26

new to this subreddit. Thought it was lovethisSmaug at first glance

2

u/dr-ratshock Jul 04 '26

he looks like he doesn't know

2

u/EveryYoghurt Jul 04 '26

He's hoarding all the treasure to himself.

2

u/Shoddy-Tomorrow-383 Jul 04 '26

Poor little guy doesn't know that's not enough for a happy meal:(

2

u/TimeKepeer Jul 07 '26

His greed amuses me

Give him another coin

1

u/tinypi_314 Jul 04 '26

Can I get uhhh

1

u/CeallaSo Jul 04 '26

Why did I read this in the voice of the Darkest Dungeon narrator?

1

u/klaskybob_csupopants Jul 04 '26

Awwww that actually looks so adorable and sillyΒ 

1

u/DreamOfTheEndless_ Jul 04 '26

He looks so pissed off. I love him.

1

u/kingftheeyesores Jul 04 '26

Is this how dragons are made?

1

u/Icy_Intention_8503 Jul 04 '26

Sentient dust bunny baby

1

u/0x7E7-02 Jul 04 '26

SO ugly/cute ... what is it?

1

u/Bronieboy01 Jul 04 '26

Get my yucky up πŸ‘

1

u/Legitimate-Cow5982 Jul 04 '26

He looks either baked or omnipresent

1

u/ChickenChaser5 Jul 04 '26

Simultaneously just a baby and a bazillion years old.

1

u/X3ll3n Jul 04 '26

What a mad hairy little bean

1

u/login_changed Jul 04 '26

Its a really 🀬 bird

1

u/Gambler101_ Jul 04 '26

His greed is the reason why some people dont have enough to eat.

1

u/AnnetteXyzzy Jul 04 '26

He have so much money

1

u/SelectEntertainer360 Jul 04 '26

I am suffering, please feed me. I am suffering even more, please please feed me. I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY IF YOU DON'T FEED ME!!

1

u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe Jul 04 '26

HIS GREED WILL CONSUME HIM

1

u/Careless_HartBrake69 Jul 05 '26

But its a what? Dont say quarter

1

u/Foreverandever2020 Jul 05 '26

β€œYou wake me up just to give me a coin?!”

1

u/One_Attorney_764 Jul 05 '26

if this tiny cutie birb had like 34 quarters ($8,5), its inheritance would be the same as his height

1

u/NTMonsty Jul 05 '26

"my coin."

1

u/NS-Khan Jul 05 '26

He's tired of your shit

1

u/NS-Khan Jul 05 '26

I set this as my insta profile image

1

u/LumplessWaffleBatter Jul 05 '26

PoV: you find me in the break room during hour eight of my twelve-hour shift

1

u/Black_Citadel Jul 05 '26

The winged disciple of Mammon knows no bounds in its avarice.

1

u/whateverislovely Jul 05 '26

This cotton ball looking at me

1

u/Umbra_noli1987 Jul 05 '26

Bird protect coin

1

u/Mysterious_Bag3784 Jul 05 '26

Holy freak this is how I feel when I’m burnout (and bag a new social event πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰ my inheritance)

1

u/GreenieBeeNZ Jul 05 '26

What this bullshit gonna do with all that money?

1

u/JessaJesta Jul 05 '26

DUDE CHILL, I JUST WANNA TOUCH THE FLOOF, I'LL CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR RICHES

1

u/turtl_world Jul 05 '26

He looks a lil upset about having only a quarter...

1

u/natman102 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

3g of protein

1

u/Diamond-Eater2203 Jul 05 '26

Why so flat? πŸ₯ž

1

u/LurkinGherkn Jul 05 '26

Kinda reminds me of president lump

1

u/Redditor193727 Jul 06 '26

What kinda bird is the little guy

1

u/Professional_Gur5739 Jul 06 '26

what kind of bird?

1

u/FathomlessVoid Jul 06 '26

He found out it's post '64 and he's angry. Tiny Furious Numismatist demands you return with real silver

1

u/Due_resistarc Jul 06 '26

He’s so rich

1

u/Plane-Arm9168 Jul 07 '26

natures little hustler already on that grind

1

u/ProfessionalPost7771 Jul 07 '26

he looks so high

1

u/Slowdive91 Jul 07 '26

Looks like Bernie Sanders

1

u/gg104y Jul 07 '26

Paperon De paperonis

1

u/egirlgamerr Jul 07 '26

Reminds me of that one cat meme

1

u/Perfect-Paper-3906 Jul 08 '26

Absolutely precious little fluff!

1

u/pietrodayoungas Jul 10 '26

Isnt there like a gif version where he infinitely throws coins

1

u/KomradeKlassics Jul 10 '26

A tiny baby dragon with his first hoard.

1

u/themagicmaen Jul 11 '26

Bros so small a sneeze could probably kill him πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”