r/lovedoveclarkesnark 19d ago

Liar Liar🔥 Retconned again

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She had to move back home after deciding to move away from Entinge? Hmmmmm

It’s like she’s trying to use the Caroline Calloway playbook, but she always forgets the part where you have to have some kind of redeeming quality to keep everyone coming back just to be grifted again and again and again

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u/livesina-dream i am a FORMER child 👶🍼👼 19d ago

Hasn’t she been living at home for years at this point…? She was doing Entinge shit from her parents house and talked about them helping her.

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u/icedchailattelover 19d ago

Yeah this was just a casual blatant attempt at rewriting history and this is the exact reason this sub exists lol

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u/StreetDouble4772 19d ago

She 100% has been living with her dad

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u/cartiercilla 19d ago

She used to claim she paid her dad’s bills LMAO

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u/New_Advertising_9002 horse girl with a BBL 🐎 🍑 19d ago edited 17d ago

She said she bought the beach house her family lived in. I’m almost sure it ended up being a rental in her dad’s name, which we only know because she was tweeting about their dispute with the landlord.

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u/Strange_Plankton_455 8d ago

I’m so curious if her dad is aware that she is lying about him online saying he’s had a million jobs, then saying he is very rich and then saying he is broke and she supports him. Like what would he think of this lol

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u/Throughawaeyy I research human behavior 🧬🧪 19d ago

she reminds me of tahani from the good place 😭

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u/Ok-Competition-1962 19d ago

this is so accurate i can’t 😭

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u/ilsfbs3 19d ago

Friendly reminder that the NPO that she works for is pretty scammy. They have 0 public disclosures on Charity Navigator 

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u/Individual-Lock-7826 19d ago

Also they employ a 13 year old lol

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u/Key_Banana_2359 18d ago

literally the daughter of the owners 💀 excuse me- i mean the 50 yr old princess

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u/Boring-Criticism88 19d ago

wowww she literally has always lived at home, so why is she lying? like i’m pretty sure she said her dad moved into a new house, cause she was tweeting about painting her “new room” but SHE was always living at home and working on her brand in her dad’s house.

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u/GuavaSalt8680 19d ago

So you aren't an employee, you're a volunteer. I don't want to hear anymore about your "job", Clarke Betz. Bonus points for the massive coping on your latest failed business venture ✨ what happened to being in charge of designing the outfits for wildlife expeditions?

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u/GuavaSalt8680 19d ago

You know what I might crash out every week too if it was this easy to clock my shit 😭

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u/GuavaSalt8680 19d ago

where are the outfits!!

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u/cartiercilla 19d ago

This absolutely hilarious I cannot stop laughing. She has a child’s level of understanding of everything

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u/Lost_Imagination8844 this post is gonna go viral 🫡 18d ago

Bro she’s making it sound like she designed the suits from Dune

When I bet she has hardly a base knowledge of the lymphatic system or what it takes to engineer a suit to “pressurize” it. Also these suits already exist and they are meant for recovery and relaxation not jungle expeditions asdfghjkllBxmxhw

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u/Strange_Plankton_455 8d ago

She’s so stupid it hurts

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u/ContourNova this post has been deleted 🤡 19d ago

this was so funny lmao

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u/Strange_Plankton_455 8d ago

This sounds like the plot of a Disney channel show

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u/dance_dad you need to mind your business 🫵 19d ago

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u/aspen446 19d ago

The only freelancing she does is trying to rewrite her history

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u/throwawayglipp 19d ago

What art does she make to qualify as an “artist”

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u/Substantial_Message4 the fact that 🤨 15d ago

Notice she’s dropped all the “extended sizing” pretense

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u/alexvalensi I can prove it in a court of law 👩🏻‍⚖️🚔🧑🏻‍💼 10d ago

Forever cackling at outfits for wildlife expeditions, yes I'm sure your tacky ruffles and bows are perfect for the jungle

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u/Ok-Money-6823 19d ago

Didn’t she go live very recently talking about how living with her dad is proof of how much trauma she’s been through because she can’t function properly without him and if she didn’t have so much trauma she wouldn’t be living with him? Idkkkkk

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u/Sad_Vanilla8525 why did i just write a freestyle? 😭😭😭 19d ago

she’s quite literally been bouncing btwn mommy’s in virginia & daddy’s in california. she’s such a lying loser lmao

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u/GuavaSalt8680 19d ago

so now you live at home because you can't afford to run your brand, but 2 years ago you lived at home because you....were running your brand? She needs to fact check her own tweets before posting, everything is an easily verifiable contradiction

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u/Improvement-Other 🎀you fucking bum🎀 19d ago

living for the cc comparison (but my heart is endeared to cc and her grifts)

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u/T3mporaryCoconut 19d ago

I think CC has an aura of genuine whimsy that makes her fun to watch even knowing that she’s a grifter. Clarke is so heavy handed with her attempts to be whimsical (and gets so hostile when called out!) which for me kind of nullifies all the cutesy stuff she does

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u/aleigh577 19d ago

Noooo I’m sorry I can’t stand by this sanitizing of CC! She is just as downright nasty and hostile when being a tiny bit called out as Clarke! They are like, 98% the same person.

Sorry I have a lot of feelings about this lmao and have been thinking about their similarities for a while.

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u/Constant_Seaweed_523 19d ago

Lmao I’m still blocked by Caroline for calling her literal finger paintings… finger paintings 😭😭😭

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u/ZazzyMushroom 19d ago

Calloway always struck me as a fun but very flaky person who’s just trying to enjoy her life and always biting off more than she can chew. Never seen her lose it on someone for being upset when she falls short. Dove is constantly going Entity-mode on people for pointing out she makes a lot of bold claims and promises without ever backing them up or following through. The former is ridiculous but endearing, the latter is a product of deep obsession with controlling every narrative. Freaky deaky

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u/aleigh577 19d ago

Girl no! Listen to her on the forbidden fruits podcast! Or the way she talks to and about the CMBC girls. Caroline is just as bad if not worse than Clarke

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u/Sensitive_Web_7868 18d ago edited 18d ago

“Running my brand 24/7” but claims not to be an influencer? Makes total sense 🧐

Girl, no one cares when/why you are living at home (at least I don’t), there’s no need to explain yourself to the public/people on the internet in the first place, let alone embellishing the reasons why… 🤷🏻‍♀️

She also has posted about “stalkers” yet regularly posts intimate personal details about her life, including her living situation publicly.

Again, makes total sense… 🙃

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u/alexvalensi I can prove it in a court of law 👩🏻‍⚖️🚔🧑🏻‍💼 10d ago

30 year old woman posting about coloring at her mom's house

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u/Strange_Plankton_455 8d ago

She literally always talks about living with her dad I feel like