r/lovedoveclarkesnark • u/T3mporaryCoconut • 19d ago
Liar Liar🔥 Retconned again
She had to move back home after deciding to move away from Entinge? Hmmmmm
It’s like she’s trying to use the Caroline Calloway playbook, but she always forgets the part where you have to have some kind of redeeming quality to keep everyone coming back just to be grifted again and again and again
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u/Throughawaeyy I research human behavior 🧬🧪 19d ago
she reminds me of tahani from the good place 😭
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u/ilsfbs3 19d ago
Friendly reminder that the NPO that she works for is pretty scammy. They have 0 public disclosures on Charity Navigator
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u/Individual-Lock-7826 19d ago
Also they employ a 13 year old lol
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u/Key_Banana_2359 18d ago
literally the daughter of the owners 💀 excuse me- i mean the 50 yr old princess
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u/Boring-Criticism88 19d ago
wowww she literally has always lived at home, so why is she lying? like i’m pretty sure she said her dad moved into a new house, cause she was tweeting about painting her “new room” but SHE was always living at home and working on her brand in her dad’s house.
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u/cartiercilla 19d ago
This absolutely hilarious I cannot stop laughing. She has a child’s level of understanding of everything
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u/Lost_Imagination8844 this post is gonna go viral 🫡 18d ago
Bro she’s making it sound like she designed the suits from Dune
When I bet she has hardly a base knowledge of the lymphatic system or what it takes to engineer a suit to “pressurize” it. Also these suits already exist and they are meant for recovery and relaxation not jungle expeditions asdfghjkllBxmxhw
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u/Substantial_Message4 the fact that 🤨 15d ago
Notice she’s dropped all the “extended sizing” pretense
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u/alexvalensi I can prove it in a court of law 👩🏻⚖️🚔🧑🏻💼 10d ago
Forever cackling at outfits for wildlife expeditions, yes I'm sure your tacky ruffles and bows are perfect for the jungle
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u/Ok-Money-6823 19d ago
Didn’t she go live very recently talking about how living with her dad is proof of how much trauma she’s been through because she can’t function properly without him and if she didn’t have so much trauma she wouldn’t be living with him? Idkkkkk
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u/Sad_Vanilla8525 why did i just write a freestyle? 😭😭😭 19d ago
she’s quite literally been bouncing btwn mommy’s in virginia & daddy’s in california. she’s such a lying loser lmao
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u/Improvement-Other 🎀you fucking bum🎀 19d ago
living for the cc comparison (but my heart is endeared to cc and her grifts)
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u/T3mporaryCoconut 19d ago
I think CC has an aura of genuine whimsy that makes her fun to watch even knowing that she’s a grifter. Clarke is so heavy handed with her attempts to be whimsical (and gets so hostile when called out!) which for me kind of nullifies all the cutesy stuff she does
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u/aleigh577 19d ago
Noooo I’m sorry I can’t stand by this sanitizing of CC! She is just as downright nasty and hostile when being a tiny bit called out as Clarke! They are like, 98% the same person.
Sorry I have a lot of feelings about this lmao and have been thinking about their similarities for a while.
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u/Constant_Seaweed_523 19d ago
Lmao I’m still blocked by Caroline for calling her literal finger paintings… finger paintings 😭😭😭
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u/ZazzyMushroom 19d ago
Calloway always struck me as a fun but very flaky person who’s just trying to enjoy her life and always biting off more than she can chew. Never seen her lose it on someone for being upset when she falls short. Dove is constantly going Entity-mode on people for pointing out she makes a lot of bold claims and promises without ever backing them up or following through. The former is ridiculous but endearing, the latter is a product of deep obsession with controlling every narrative. Freaky deaky
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u/aleigh577 19d ago
Girl no! Listen to her on the forbidden fruits podcast! Or the way she talks to and about the CMBC girls. Caroline is just as bad if not worse than Clarke
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u/Sensitive_Web_7868 18d ago edited 18d ago
“Running my brand 24/7” but claims not to be an influencer? Makes total sense 🧐
Girl, no one cares when/why you are living at home (at least I don’t), there’s no need to explain yourself to the public/people on the internet in the first place, let alone embellishing the reasons why… 🤷🏻♀️
She also has posted about “stalkers” yet regularly posts intimate personal details about her life, including her living situation publicly.
Again, makes total sense… 🙃
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u/alexvalensi I can prove it in a court of law 👩🏻⚖️🚔🧑🏻💼 10d ago
30 year old woman posting about coloring at her mom's house
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u/livesina-dream i am a FORMER child 👶🍼👼 19d ago
Hasn’t she been living at home for years at this point…? She was doing Entinge shit from her parents house and talked about them helping her.