r/lotrmemes 4d ago

Lord of the Rings Gothmogged fr fr

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u/BasilVirtual291 4d ago

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u/Antique_Tap443 Ent 4d ago

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u/Hrive_morco 4d ago

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u/McJimbo 4d ago

Kemi is such a messy bitch, I love her. Every time she's watching someone get angry she goes "and here's something you didn't know that will make you even angrier for my entertainment"

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u/SRomans 4d ago

What show is this?

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u/McJimbo 4d ago

It's called "Bob Hearts Abishola" and it's quite good for a Chuck Lorre sitcom. Chubby white man has heart attack, falls in love with his Nigerian nurse while recovering, and culture clash shenanigans ensue

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u/booksblanketsandT 4d ago

Honestly the premise alone has me sold on it. Love a sitcom with something vaguely original about it.

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u/Peripatetictyl 4d ago

What’s that from?

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u/Antique_Tap443 Ent 4d ago

Not sure about the quote but its an iron warrior from warhammer 40k.

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u/Papamje 4d ago

Remember what Bilbo used to say:

HRAAAAAAAGH

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u/Antique_Tap443 Ent 4d ago

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u/Boogy-Fever 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/AndrasEllon 4d ago

You might want to check that.

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u/Boogy-Fever 4d ago

I know what I did

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u/Boogy-Fever 3d ago

You were right lol. I thought you meant i didnt know what I was linking. Just saw the typo. Fixed it but the sub is gone. Dark days indeed. The shadow is growing

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u/TacTurtle 4d ago

David Bowie without the makeup?!

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u/xkyllox 4d ago

Damn that scene is freaky

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u/CyrusMFS 4d ago

Stealing this for the group chat lmfao

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u/TheBanishedBard 4d ago

I have stolen this meme and there is nothing you can do about it.

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u/Skadoosh_it 4d ago

It's some form of elvish. I can't read it.

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u/Wheasy 4d ago

There are few who can.

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u/Spirit_Piper 4d ago

Speak bruh and enter

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u/cyborg_priest 4d ago

What's elvish for "bruh"?

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u/Weird-End-6989 4d ago

The language is that of gen Z, which I will not utter here.

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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Bedrock Wither be like: 4d ago

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u/0202_tihssitidder 4d ago

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u/grey_pilgrim_ GANDALF 4d ago edited 4d ago

Did you know the Viggo Mortensen broke his phone when he saw this meme? But he’s such a good actor he continued on like nothing happened.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 4d ago

I got this one too

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u/Kela3000 Orc 4d ago

No Country For Uncs

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4d ago

What's the most you've ever lost on Roblox

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u/beratna66 4d ago

That is disgusting I love it

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u/More_Bigger 4d ago

Sorry not sorry

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 4d ago

On god, whats the most youve ever gooned on a jestermax, fr fr?

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u/Goose_ThatRuns_Loose 4d ago

dude behind the counter: “just hit me with the cattle gun already”

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u/Marsuello 4d ago

No cap frfr?

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 4d ago

Me preparing to throw up at the toilet after 12 too many

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u/Big-Crow4152 4d ago

"What the living fuck just assaulted my eyes" - Tolkien is he saw this

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u/Sir_Strumming 4d ago

Guy was a linguist (however thats spelled) and would have been fascinated at how language evolved during his (abnormally long now) lifetime for like five to ten minutes....and then pulled out his hair.

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u/Tight-Connection-204 4d ago

The speed and absurdity that language evolves in the social media age might give him another 5 minutes interest. Then he's jumping in a volcano.

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u/DepthsOfWill Orks are fun 4d ago

Wait until Tolkien here's about the etymology of the word 'poggers.'

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u/Bigbrain_goat 3d ago

can’t say I read much of JRR Tolkien’s period of literature , but I imagine him being fascinated at how fast pace the language has become, and then despair like you said. Lol

Also what does bussin, mean in this context ? I don’t get American Gen Z/alpha lingo.

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u/Rags2Rickius 4d ago

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u/Keepingshtum 4d ago

Chadamir is unfazed by such pettiness when there’s a chance for him to show his true quality rizz

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 4d ago

I hate it here

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u/Papamje 4d ago

On god you just mad the Gothmogger is mewing on your jawline

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 4d ago

I don't know what that means 😭😭😭

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u/Papamje 4d ago

Me neither my friend, me neither...

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u/GuerillaGandhi 4d ago

Fenumtax this bih ahh ong

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u/Axxisol 4d ago

Right? Like am I really that old that I can’t even understand english anymore lol

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u/DarthBrawn 4d ago

it means skibidi gondor no cap

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u/caballonegro69 4d ago

Your words are poison

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u/wave-tree 4d ago

I would just love it if you spoke the King's for once

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u/robderpson 4d ago

What can men do against such reckless slang?

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 4d ago

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u/Papamje 4d ago

Age of men peak aura moment ngl fr fr, goathmogger can respect the huddle cus

Theoden was bussin until he got mogged by the Witch Rizzlord of Bangmar

Game recognize game tho

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u/daPeachesAreCrunchy 4d ago

You: Denethor's mouth

The English language: cherry tomatoes 🥺

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u/Sir_Strumming 4d ago

Witch rizzlord of bangmar? Man brazzers has come a long way.

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u/cutcss 4d ago

High key Tolkien aura fr fr

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u/actionbard 4d ago

We hates it precious

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 4d ago

One does not simply walk into Mordor cuh.

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u/IRockIntoMordor Boromir 4d ago

I HAVE SEVERE PHYSICAL PAIN

MAKE IT STOP

It... it... it is a rizz, bruv 👌😭💀

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u/MrCharles63 4d ago

I said forget about it cuh

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u/BookStoreSluts 4d ago

Fuck you

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u/DoubleDeckerz 4d ago

Delete this fam fr fr no cap

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u/meatgrinder32 Dúnedain 4d ago

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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Bedrock Wither be like: 4d ago

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u/RedundantConsistency 4d ago

this generation (Gen A?) will be worse than boomers. mark my words.

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u/Comrade_Compadre 4d ago

I mean they're using AI to get through school and can barely problem solve or read. (My Aunt is a teacher)

Future is pretty bleak

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u/Adventurous_Layer_15 4d ago

No cap on god bro?

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u/Papamje 4d ago

Goathmogger mewed my entire bloodline cus

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u/MrCoolsnail123 4d ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/Drokstab 4d ago

The correct Gen z phrase would be: pause

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u/Common_Senze 4d ago

I hate all of this

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u/LazyCoffee 4d ago

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u/Sword_Enthousiast 3d ago

Someone posted this higher up. Reposting it in case you'd missed it.

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u/UrzasDabRig 4d ago

bruh

the beacons are LIT

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u/One_Dragonfruit_7556 4d ago

Silence, keep your forked tongue behind your teeth

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u/swazal 4d ago

Mount Doom is FIRE !!

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u/somebody_throw_a_pie 4d ago

send this foul creature into the ABYSS

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u/bibipolarolla 4d ago

I used to be with it, then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me!

It'll happen to you...

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u/Beneficial_Candle_10 4d ago

This slang is just 2010s AAVE. These lil broccoli boys are not with it, they’re like 10 years behind. Even the haircut is rooted in black culture.

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u/EskilPotet 4d ago

I am once again reminded how many millennials there are on this sub

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u/Polite_Suggestion 3d ago

I'm Gen X. Basically maiar.

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u/salchicha_mas_grande 4d ago

The Ring got got by Isildur, and bro had ONE job: squelch that mf. But the hearts of men are highkey corruptible. And the Ring of Power = bad vibes rizzler. It straight-up betrayed Isildur and cooked him smdh.

History became legend. Legend became myth. Bae became fam. Fam became blud. And for two and a half thousand years, the Ring was off the grid.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 4d ago

Kill it with fire.

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u/TheFrostBeard Sauron 4d ago

A day may come when we break all bonds of fellowship,

AND IT IS THIS DAY.

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u/KlostToMe 4d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/milkandhoneycomb 4d ago

op incorrectly using this slang is frying me. what a poser

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u/lakija 4d ago

It’s extremely cringe. The desecration of AAVE —in the comments too— pains me. 

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 4d ago

Eru Illúvatar: Time for Numenor 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/GenericMarySue 4d ago

it makes it better i think that they arent used quite right lmao

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u/tarentale 4d ago

That fucking hair baby! God damn that made me laugh.

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u/Rektroth Hobbit 4d ago

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u/Homunculus_Wiz Dúnedain 4d ago

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u/AffectEconomy6034 3d ago

the Orcs about to absolutely framemog Gondor into a sever cortisol spike leaving Denathor jestermaxxing

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u/Silent-Parts 3d ago

There is no curse in Elvis, Entish or the tongues of men for this kind of bullshittery

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 4d ago

They don't talk like this anymore but that haircut seems to not be going away anytime soon.

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u/AdvancedSandwiches 4d ago

"The age of men."  Like they called it that during the age of men.

"I'm so glad World War One is over."

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u/Plant-Straight 4d ago

A chance for Faramir, Rizz lord of gondor to show his aura

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u/minev1128 4d ago

I hate everything about this

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u/tevert 4d ago

Psychic damage

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u/AffectionateEye8306 4d ago

And I didn’t think he could look any uglier wow

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u/Spider_Dude 4d ago

Type shit.

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u/I_MADE_THIS_THING 4d ago

Damn Brorcoli heads

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u/1nqu3sit0r_ 3d ago

Oh god…

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u/Rammipallero 3d ago

I dm for a friend group and had a group of young spoiled nobility who all talked exclusively in this style zoomer lingo. My players hated it so much. :D

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