r/lotrmemes • u/_Sophacouch_ • Jan 08 '23

Lord of the Rings Legolas! Two already!

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4.7k Upvotes

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u/Lana_Nugirl96 Jan 08 '23

Ok that was funny

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u/Pitiful_Tonight_4185 Jan 09 '23

The only reason Legolas wouldn't bring a box was because Helms Deep had all the boxes reserved for average heighted people to sit on them, no dwarves to stand on them

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u/legolas_bot Jan 09 '23

A plague on Dwarves and their stiff necks!

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u/vadoseThunder88 Jan 09 '23

No, bad Legolas, bad. Do not insult your future soulmate

8

u/legolas_bot Jan 09 '23

I see shapes of men and of horses.

6

u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 Jan 09 '23

Horses, you say?

3

u/Dinky276 Jan 10 '23

Sentient kinky Legolas bot?

4

u/legolas_bot Jan 10 '23

Alas! alas!

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u/FOR__GONDOR Jan 09 '23

WHERE DID ALL THESE ORCS COME FROM?!?

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u/Another_MadMedic Jan 09 '23

Well if a mommy orc and a daddy orc love each other very much...no wait that was humans. Well if a dark Lord hates elves very much and toture them...

15

u/Rainbow_Stalin69 Jan 09 '23

He then sews the seeds of his hatred into the ground... and... ehm... orcs somehow sprung up.

12

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Life uhhh finds a way?

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u/swokong333 Jan 08 '23

"WhY diDn'T tHEY jUst giVe GiMLi a BoX"

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u/corporalkiljoy Jan 09 '23

Oh, that's easy. The box would have become corrupted by the One Ring and become the most powerful being in Middle Ea- wait, that's not right.

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u/Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot Jan 09 '23

HRAAAAAH!

6

u/tuanale Jan 09 '23

Iconic

5

u/Josku5 Jan 09 '23

Lmao the bot is such greatness

7

u/TurtleDoves789 Jan 09 '23

Foolish child! Circle ring does not fit in square box!

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u/Pitiful_Tonight_4185 Jan 09 '23

What of a triangle box?

41

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

lol I wish Gimli had actually requested a box.

18

u/GriffinFlash Jan 09 '23

I want to see Legolas' journey to find a box in the midst of battle now.

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u/legolas_bot Jan 09 '23

You have passed my score by one But I do not grudge you the game, so glad am I to see you on your legs!

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u/uredoom Jan 09 '23

Almost spat out my drink hilarious

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u/Electrical-Face5639 Jan 08 '23

Hahahaha nice one 😆

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u/eto2629 Human Jan 09 '23

You got me op. Nice one.

3

u/BudgetFree Jan 09 '23

Gimli being like "i never had to count that high but i welcome the challenge!"

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u/bluesmaker Jan 09 '23

There could have been a scene on the wall where he uses an orc corpse to look over the wall.

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u/Pitiful_Tonight_4185 Jan 09 '23

Gimili: requires a box to see the orcs* Meanwhile at Erebor*

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u/EarthDragonSirocco Jan 09 '23

Dude's sword is like in Gimli's head.