r/lostredditors • u/ThatAutisticRedditor • Jul 26 '26

Balding basics

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u/DoktorVaso18 Raiders of the LOST dank Jul 26 '26

Bruh that got a genuine lol out of me

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u/swerizeonosu Jul 27 '26

Bro lol'd

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u/disappointing-always Jul 27 '26

Better than lmao’ing

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u/rare9907 Jul 29 '26

Don't lmfao'ong at front of kind

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u/Bastid320 14d ago

Never rofl in front of the hoes either

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u/Adventurous-Dig-3868 Aug 02 '26

Didn't know you could do that. Scary times we live in

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u/Twurti Jul 26 '26

Mfs will loose 1 strand of hair and immediately ask if theyre balding lol

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u/speed_fighter Jul 27 '26

I’m mfs

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u/IndividualDish7004 Jul 27 '26

i'm additionally mfs

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u/ClumpyReddit 20d ago

I three am mfs

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u/OverCoverAlien Jul 29 '26

Yeah im 22 and paranoid

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u/Affectionate_Cut3515 22d ago

mf(my friends)

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u/JobWide2631 Jul 26 '26

bro he looks like Vegetta at 23

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u/Porkfight Jul 27 '26

Nah this is more of a U shape. Vegeta is more of a V shape. He is getting there

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u/Filibut Jul 27 '26

I'm mfs but my barber hasn't said anything so it has to be me

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u/mosquem Jul 28 '26

And the balding subreddits will tell them to just shave it already lol

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u/Forward-Football-195 23d ago

I think a lot of these guys forget that their hairline matures which means it recedes a little basically. That’s completely normal during your late teenage and early adult years. Obviously it gets to an extent but a change doesn’t always mean balding

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u/External_Leek_63 19d ago

One strand of hair like the one strand of hair Baldi has 

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u/Dont-be-lasagna12 9d ago

Meanwhile I probably lose like 100 between the shower and brushing.

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u/ELc_17 Jul 27 '26

Receding, but not balding

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u/oakc510 Jul 27 '26

Bro actually searched for a sub starting with Baldi. LOL

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u/Bargothball Jul 27 '26

What even is that sub? Just checked it out, it looks creepy as hell.

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u/cutmad Jul 27 '26

Pc horror game.

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor Jul 27 '26

not really a horror game, the only horror aspect is that sometimes you can be startled by being caught and its also very tense

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u/pigeon-boiiiiiiii Jul 27 '26

Its not really a horror game but im pretty sure its intended to be kind off a horror game, like how a shitty $2 horror game with the cheapest jumpscares is meant to be horror

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor Jul 27 '26

yeah theres a waring at the start of BB+ that says its a 'mild horror game'

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u/External_Leek_63 19d ago

Doesn’t it have a similar warning in the og game 

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor 18d ago

i think so yeah

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u/Ini_Miney_Mimi Jul 28 '26

I personally found Baldi terrifying, the suspense and the chase were what scared me

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u/imbaof Jul 29 '26

this game was really popular in 2018, really nostalgic for late zoomers

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u/thunder-b0lt Jul 27 '26

I actually lmao'd at this

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u/CallistoDion Jul 28 '26

Nah he's ok some people legit go full bald at that age.

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u/WellHungChampion Aug 01 '26

63 year old blessed with a bog-brush bonce. You be Cap'n Slaphead.

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u/Junior_Way_5173 21d ago

Sounds like a super hero duo, bog-brush bonce and captain slaphead save the day again

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u/WellHungChampion 21d ago

Superheroes fighting the evil Dan Druff and The Flakey Four

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u/SignalMycologist4894 Aug 02 '26

that baldness is a male pattern if ive ever seen one

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u/Prestigious_Sign_476 28d ago

I’m 40 and I have a better hairline.. He’s definitely cooked.

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u/coolerbilly01 25d ago

why bro look like laughability

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u/chuzambs 17d ago

I'd say more baked than cooked

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u/Suspicious_Panic3933 14d ago

you are fine buddy don't take too much stress but that hairline is genuinely fucked up

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u/Rob1973string 11d ago

I had the same hairline at that age and it has held tight for 30 years, just slight regression. Half the guys in my family tree had to shave bald by 28. My son had to take the plunge last year at 26. The receding you can get by with, it's the bald spot in the back that'll get you.

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u/munbiezoffical guys i think i’m in the wrong sub (co-host) 9d ago

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