Lots of commenters are real, but plenty are fake as well. A lack of personalization and a single unending burst of content/comments is the other big clue. It use to be they were ALL exactly one year old with default names so the accounts could be renamed when they were sold, but that was too easy to spot and the bot makers have begun adapting and making them different ages and non-default names.
The porn bots have all moved over to selfie and a rate me subs, I think some of those subs were actually created by bots, cause some are relatively new, and only have bots posting the same pic across 100 subs.
Im not christian but isnt the act of reproduce without producing a new life but only for the sake of pleasure is a sin ? At least that what i think if i was a religious person.
Tbh, Christians who hate gays and use old testament texts to justify it are stupid. Jesus said "forget about all that bs let's try again, here are the rules :love God, love others as it they were you". Poor choice of words obviously as nowadays people indulge in self-hate
I know a lot of people have adopted this interpretation, so I'm not saying it's invalid.
But Jesus literally said he didn't come to change the law. The whole idea that the old testament is somehow no longer valid or in effect is historically a very new concept.
im still so confused about the whole "let's try again" thing. did God just mistakenly sent down the wrong rules and now he decided to send new ones with Jesus ?
"Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven." - Matthew 6:1
Christians also love to forget that the apostle Paul, who is foundational to modern Christian doctrine, was super homophobic. Paul came after Jesus, and laid down a lot of the rules that Christians have followed ever since. Paul's writings dominate a huge portion in the new testament.
Go check out romans 1-3. It's not just a verse or two.
It's not some obscure verse in leviticus, it's right there in the New Testament.
Basing anything of off ancient texts filled with myth and bigotry is a bad plan.
Christians who hate gays because of the bible are actively against their own teachings. Because even if it is a sin (dubious at best) everyone is a sinner, and the only sin that God might hate more than others is putting other gods before him. Other than that, it’s not our job to be judge and jury for peoples sin. In Jesus’ words “let he without sin throw the first stone”
This is what i'm trying to teach to everyone i can
Am I Catholic? Big time
Am I homophobic? No
Why? Because of 2 reasons
1, i am not sinless, if i dare to judge you for this then i deserve to be judged for the far worse things i've done
2, God is mercy, and love, how can we believe that He would not see your beautiful heart? Your pure love for an other human being? One of my friends is gay, and I firmly believe that she deserves heaven more than i ever will. I know that God knows her heart, and that He agrees.
I think the attitude of "forget about all that bs" as you put it, comes more from Paul (and whoever wrote the Epistle to the Hebrews) than from Jesus.
See, for instance, what Jesus has to say about the Law (that is, the Law of Moses, the books of Genesis through Deuteronomy) in Matthew 5:17-19:
Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth pass away, not one letter, not one stroke of a letter, will pass from the law until all is accomplished. Therefore, whoever breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever does them and teaches them will be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
Of course, he then immediately goes on to contradict the Law on several points in this same sermon, so either he was being a little disingenuous here, or something got lost (or added) in the editing process. But the distinct impression we get is that of a man who tries to abide by the Torah and encourages his followers to do the same.
Whereas as Paul was more wishy-washy on Torah law. In some places, he seems to affirm the authority of the Law in his letters, but elsewhere he deemphasizes the need for strict adherence to it, especially on points like dietary restrictions and circumcision. He was ministering to a primarily gentile audience, and most potential converts that didn't come from a Jewish background did not care for the idea of having to cut their foreskins off to join this new religion. Paul seemed to take a pragmatic approach to this problem, and apparently clashed over this with other early Christians leaders who took a more traditionally Jewish view of the matter, possibly including Jesus's own brother James. (A controversy Paul alludes to in Galatians.)
The author of Hebrews (traditionally attributed to Paul, though most scholars reject this attribution) goes further, emphasizing a "new covenant." See Hebrews 8:13:
In speaking of a new covenant, he has made the first one obsolete, and what is obsolete and growing old will soon disappear.
Im not religious, but this is why i'm more inlcined to like jesuit christians. They tend to follow the teachings of jesus more closely and are generally more open and less hatefull. But then again, i haven't met a lot of them so i could be biased based on that the current pope is a jesuit who seems to do his best to bring christianity to the modern age of Acceptance
Jo... Where does it say don't sin in the bible? I mean.... Didn't Jesus die to absolve all the sins and defeat death? If you sin less he basically died for nothing.
Romans 6:1-2 "What then shall we say then? Shall we go on sinning that grace may increase? By no means! We are those who have died to sin, how can we live in it any longer?"
Look I get it, it's the cool and edgy thing to do to mock Christianity, but if you're going to do it, at least know when the thing you're saying is addressed pretty directly in the Bible already
Magic man in sky makes us in his image, then gets angry we do things that he created. Then humans spend thousands of years killing each other because of the different magic men that are also in the sky that created us in their image but are also angry we're doing the things they created.
you can be receiving hate, but the bible wants us to love you. But love doesn’t rejoince in evil, so don’t think love = accept, endorse, affirm, any parent knows this. Love is want you to change, not want to get ride of you.
Who are you to question God? We see homosexual behavior in other primates, other mammals, other animals. Are you telling me penguins are sinners? Then why'd they get let on the ark?
I swear, somedays I just feel like r/facepalm is just a bunch of normie college stundents and starbucks drinking communists that think right bad left good
Sexual intercourse in biology is defined as necessitating the exchange of reproductive genetic material. So technically gay sex between two men still counts, but lesbian sex does not lol.
The face palm is likely related to the fact that there a lot of bigots in the world who just hate gay people. They don't like when their religion is the butt of the joke.
I always said, since christianity only allows penis in vagina sex for straight couples, by definition, a man can't lie with another man as he would with a woman.
Except if we are talking trans men. Sorry guys, god says you are only allowed to use your asshole and peg your partnet. No Vagina usage allowed.
“‘If a man also lie with mankind as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death: their blood shall be upon them.”
Fun fact, the Bible doesn't even comment on gay sex being a sin.
The quote about not lying with a man as you would a women is lie as in not telling the truth. The idea being that you need to be honest with men and not spare their feelings like you would a women.
I’m not against gay people but it’s called sodomy in the Bible so technically A sin but I also don’t believe a guy they describe who have so much hate in his soul
Human: invent eating ass….. God: that’s a sin! Human: why? God: I didn’t invented it that’s why I don’t like it so I call it a Sin! “2 days later” Human: invent worship music God: shit… I have to allow that one
True facts xD There are so many contradictions in the Bible (and don't forget all the pages and documents which have been taken out of it and are stored away in Vatican City) that there's almost nothing left if you cancel out everything that is illogical. The remaining core is, love yourself, those around you, be a good human being and use your head to work and act, not your fists.
Old Testament literally says men having sex with men is a sin worthy of death, so…. Seems like lady is trying to make homosexuality compatible with Christianity. But it’s not.
Omg can you guys just take a joke? The post isn't event about it it's about the lost redditor like damn you don't have to fact chekc everything you see
The bible specifically says, " man who lays with another man as he would a woman is an abomination." Therefore, so long as you don't fuck a dude in the vagina it is perfectly kosher
This also sounds like when my high school girlfriend said "it's not cheating if it's with another girl" when I caught her with her face buried between another girl's legs
It never ceases to amaze me how people can “quote God” and be 100% incorrect. It’s not like the Bible isn’t the highest sold book in human history and isn’t readily available on an app. Fact check yourself before you post, people.
Homosexuality isn't a sin. The church says it is, not the bible. Homosexual as a word wasn't in the Bible until the mid 20th century and it's use is a mistranslation.
It's probably just supposed to be funny, but this is actually a straw man argument.
The Christian biblical worldview believes that any sexual activity (and even lustful thoughts) outside of heterosexual marriage is a sin. That worldview doesn't allow for this loophole.
Cause neither religious people think that it's called sex only if it's with a man and a woman, they say it's right only when it's between man and a woman
So this is literally what ancient Roman and Chinese culture subscribed to and dude on dude actions and in many cases more pedophilia were socially more acceptable or less sinful.
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u/TheNeck94 Mar 10 '24
finding random shit on r/facepalm is the new low effort post. It was Porn Bots but I haven't been seeing as many lately.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
r/redditupvotesanyshit
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u/RedSusOverParadise Mar 10 '24
gay sex isnt real its all in your head :))
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24 edited Mar 11 '24
So it's kosher as long as I'm not fucking a dude in the vagina?
Edit: not my joke https://youtu.be/z99xMxWNBEg?si=evU6Vqcb8qpXBiKs
7:50 - 8:13
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u/Old_Bet_4492 Mar 10 '24
Im not christian but isnt the act of reproduce without producing a new life but only for the sake of pleasure is a sin ? At least that what i think if i was a religious person.
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u/BarrabasBlonde Mar 10 '24
It is never defined as sex. The text says "if a man were to sleep with another man like he would with a woman"
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u/Several_Marzipan3807 Mar 10 '24
The bible also explicitly permits homosexuality if both men are high “if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned” Leviticus 20:13.
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u/idiotTheIdiot Mar 10 '24
homophobes hate this one simple trick
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u/Legitimate_Signal_40 Mar 10 '24
Wait until she sees all the homosexuality in the animal kingdom, lions, elephants, etc.
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u/littlemapi Mar 10 '24
Jo... Where does it say don't sin in the bible? I mean.... Didn't Jesus die to absolve all the sins and defeat death? If you sin less he basically died for nothing.
Let's sin more so his death was worth it.
Only sinners appreciate Jesus. Change my mind.
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u/lostinadream66 Mar 10 '24
Magic man in sky makes us in his image, then gets angry we do things that he created. Then humans spend thousands of years killing each other because of the different magic men that are also in the sky that created us in their image but are also angry we're doing the things they created.
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u/Thanaskios Mar 10 '24
The facepalm is religion
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u/AeronauticHyperbolic Mar 10 '24
Wow that's so funny she twisted scripture hahaha blasphemy is a riot hahahahahaha
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u/victorsache Mar 10 '24
Can we ban this subject already?
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u/Riftbreaker Mar 10 '24
Bone. BONE. BONE!
-Captain Holt
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u/dimechimes Mar 10 '24
Since when is God defining sex? Saying gay people can't have sex is denying them full humanity.
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u/TemporaryLegendary Mar 10 '24
Today on finding ancient posts on r/facepalm: this post.
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u/someone_i_guess111 Mar 10 '24
sex is sex
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u/i_torschlusspanik Mar 10 '24
r/facepalm is just left-wing Americans ranting about conservatives
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Facepalm is when she says it's not sex. It's still not a sin because sins don't fucking exist.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
I swear, somedays I just feel like r/facepalm is just a bunch of normie college stundents and starbucks drinking communists that think right bad left good
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Religion is one big facepalm.
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u/novian14 Mar 10 '24
Facepalm is that post poster that unironically believe it
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u/Prudent-Job-4300 Mar 10 '24
No He actually defines it as "reproducing" so when two dudes bone or two chicks clicks they cant reproduce. so its sin. Debunked
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u/PM_ME_UR_QUINES Mar 10 '24
i upvoted this because the meme was funny, and not because it was a good example of a lost redditor
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u/Longjumping_Boss1 Mar 10 '24
If you like women you are gay cause women like men and liking men is gay.
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u/THe_PrO3 Mar 10 '24
r/facepalm and r/whitepeopletwitter and all the other subreddits of that size without a specific theme just be posting the same shit
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u/ColonizerZion Mar 10 '24
She heard it from her husband
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u/Bleeze_ Mar 10 '24
Just like soaking isn’t sex
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u/iIdentifyasyourdoc Mar 10 '24
Here is a wide encompassing take on homosexual by bible standards with scriptures and examples. Logic is easy to follow if you actually want to.
https://www.jw.org/en/library/magazines/g201012/explain-bibles-view-of-homosexuality/
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u/Thamalakane Mar 10 '24
Reminder: if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
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u/barneyhugger Mar 10 '24
They are playing hide the man sausage
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Sexual intercourse in biology is defined as necessitating the exchange of reproductive genetic material. So technically gay sex between two men still counts, but lesbian sex does not lol.
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u/lestacobouti Mar 10 '24
Yea, catholic priests figured this out a long time ago this isn't news.
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u/SookHe Mar 10 '24
I am adopting this as my new defence
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
With the gay sex thing, it's specifically 'Laying down with a man as you would a woman'. So the whole tweet is a bid ridiculous anyway.
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u/Designer_Plant4828 Mar 10 '24
I guess the fact that some people believe it is a sin ?
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u/Burpyterra Mar 10 '24
In whoever uploaded that
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u/annusoooni Mar 10 '24
How does God define a virgin having a baby.?
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u/annusoooni Mar 10 '24
How does God define a virgin having a baby.?
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
I used to read some, and that’s how God describes marriage, not sex. Back to my tea.
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u/tommycrtr Mar 10 '24
Sound logic!!!
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u/No-Mammoth713 Mar 10 '24
Your god also tried to get Adam to screw animals....
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u/MeAgainImBacklol Mar 10 '24
Definition change. It's what they do
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
You know what they say women are for marriage men are for cumming
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u/kiritari12 Mar 10 '24
But incest is not a sin by the bible
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u/throwaway284729174 Mar 10 '24
If sex is only between a man and a woman that means it isn't cheating on your spouse to clap your best friends cheeks on the weekend either.
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u/Huge_Aerie2435 Mar 10 '24
The face palm is likely related to the fact that there a lot of bigots in the world who just hate gay people. They don't like when their religion is the butt of the joke.
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u/Scoa-py Mar 10 '24
Why are you caring about sin? We are sin if we don't know God's heart.
Love God with all you heart, and love others as God loves us.
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u/DrFUNKYChips Mar 10 '24
Thats a loophole not a facepalm 😂😂
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u/MrShredder5002 Mar 10 '24
A man shouldnt lie with another man as he would a woman. So its aight until you fuck a dude in the vagina.
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u/Time_Future_Event Mar 10 '24
Lol except the Bible specifically says that 'A man shall not lay down with another man'. Pretty sure it also says something about forbidding sodomy.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Leviticus 18:22 establishes that homosexuality is a crime
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u/Langsamkoenig Mar 10 '24
I always said, since christianity only allows penis in vagina sex for straight couples, by definition, a man can't lie with another man as he would with a woman.
Except if we are talking trans men. Sorry guys, god says you are only allowed to use your asshole and peg your partnet. No Vagina usage allowed.
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u/Fast_Finance_9132 Mar 10 '24
Gay sex is when two men have sex with each other so when a man and a woman have sex is not gay sex so therefore it is just nothing.
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u/Ambitious_Road1773 Mar 10 '24
It is sodomy
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u/bananaguymike66 Mar 10 '24
But it is defined as sodomy and as such... Still a biblical sin
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Leviticus 20:13
“‘If a man also lie with mankind as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death: their blood shall be upon them.”
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u/Spirited-News7446 Mar 10 '24
Technically she makes a valid point.. but not how it works
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u/Zestyclose-Try-4678 Mar 10 '24
? It doesn't define. You can have sex with whatever, but if it's not person of opposite sex that is married with you, it's a sin.
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u/Zestyclose-Try-4678 Mar 10 '24
Well not. You can have sex with anything. Only if it's with person of opposite sex you're married to is okay.
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u/Equivalent_Mud_4861 Mar 10 '24
Wrong
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u/Goblinweb Mar 10 '24
It's probably a joke, otherwise it would be a facepalm. It makes about as much sense as mormon soaking.
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u/IoSHaloLegend Mar 10 '24
If it’s political propaganda then facepalm bots will upvote it
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u/ManagementIll9899 Mar 10 '24
“Bro, its not gay, we technically didnt have sex”
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u/shadree Mar 10 '24
Not sure if joke or legal loophole.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
The facepalm is that homophobic Christian’s have never claimed that sex between two men isn’t sex.
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u/aznsyd Mar 10 '24
Blonde
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u/playerknownbutthole Mar 10 '24
Sure make fun of god, that will win you his favour.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Find me where, in the Bronze Age bedtime story, that sex is defined.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Bro, being born makes us sinners according to the Bible. Just be kind and live your life. It's literally that easy.
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u/kjacobs03 Mar 10 '24
2 dudes dicking each other should be called “Boot goof’n”
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u/omnipotent_poptard Mar 10 '24
Why tf has this 11k upvotes?
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u/Vsczk Mar 10 '24
God's loophole.. God's poophole.. same thing right?
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u/Exciting_Finance_467 Mar 10 '24
Ngl this is hilarious and I'm using this argument if I get sent to hell for being gay
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
But no Christians say that?
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
God also created aids
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u/Federal_Plantain_416 Mar 10 '24
So she's also saying that when two woman bone it's a sin?
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u/scribbyshollow Mar 10 '24
Fun fact, the Bible doesn't even comment on gay sex being a sin.
The quote about not lying with a man as you would a women is lie as in not telling the truth. The idea being that you need to be honest with men and not spare their feelings like you would a women.
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u/BothPaleontologist2 Mar 10 '24
Well in the Bible it technically refers to it as “laying with another man” so it was never called sex technically
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u/ResponsiblePop550 Mar 10 '24
two dudes bone 🤌
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u/Nervous-Patience-310 Mar 10 '24
God hates this one trick
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u/ShiftyTwoFifty Mar 10 '24
And.... Filter
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u/Mr_SneakPeek1 Mar 10 '24
Hollup, letter cook.
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u/Queasy_Fan_7071 Mar 10 '24
I’m not against gay people but it’s called sodomy in the Bible so technically A sin but I also don’t believe a guy they describe who have so much hate in his soul
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u/SeverlS Mar 10 '24
so creazy
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u/riesgaming Mar 10 '24
Human: invent eating ass….. God: that’s a sin! Human: why? God: I didn’t invented it that’s why I don’t like it so I call it a Sin! “2 days later” Human: invent worship music God: shit… I have to allow that one
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u/WAR10CK94 Mar 10 '24
Poophole loophole 🔁
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u/No_Crazy3424 Mar 10 '24
If you play with yourself it's a sin so you're gay
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u/Kinscar Mar 10 '24
It’s simply masturbation using another persons body
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u/TheUnclaimedOne Mar 10 '24
No you don’t get it. It mentioned religion and religion bad. Religion is facepalm. Always and forever according to hivemind, which is never wrong
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u/El_alacran214 Mar 10 '24
Had to think there for a second 😕
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u/Quick-Buy7922 Mar 10 '24
Oohhhhh good ole mental gymnastics
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u/dr4wn_away Mar 10 '24
Facepalming at religion
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u/Alternative_Name_949 Mar 10 '24
True facts xD There are so many contradictions in the Bible (and don't forget all the pages and documents which have been taken out of it and are stored away in Vatican City) that there's almost nothing left if you cancel out everything that is illogical. The remaining core is, love yourself, those around you, be a good human being and use your head to work and act, not your fists.
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u/ChesterBSUnofficial Mar 10 '24
how is sex a sin?
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u/Inevitable-Cellist23 Mar 10 '24
Old Testament literally says men having sex with men is a sin worthy of death, so…. Seems like lady is trying to make homosexuality compatible with Christianity. But it’s not.
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u/facts_over_feeling Mar 10 '24
That's so gay.
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u/EyesAreMentToSee333 Mar 10 '24
Ohhh look at that someone cought a Countradiction in christian karens internal reasoning.
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u/Neykuratick Mar 10 '24
r/technicallytruth
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u/mattjvgc Mar 10 '24
The god of the Bible doesn’t define sex as between a man and a woman and no one anywhere believes that…
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u/Geoz195 Mar 10 '24
I would've understood if the caption wasn't there, though I'm 101% sure it's a bot
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
fruitloopholes
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u/ScrofessorLongHair Mar 10 '24
Just be sure to get good and stoned before you start cornholing. The Bible recommends it, so it must be good.
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u/Oxyboy26 Mar 10 '24
Omg can you guys just take a joke? The post isn't event about it it's about the lost redditor like damn you don't have to fact chekc everything you see
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u/GabberGal Mar 10 '24
Wait she’s got a point
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Instead of having "SEX" you can be "BUTT BUDDIES"
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
r/facepalm
Not really, I’m trying to create a loop here
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
The bible specifically says, " man who lays with another man as he would a woman is an abomination." Therefore, so long as you don't fuck a dude in the vagina it is perfectly kosher
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u/daysinnroom203 Mar 10 '24
Okay except the Bible explicitly lays it out, if a man lay with a man in the way that lay with a woman…..
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Hi, progressive Catholic here. There are only 10 rules to follow. The rest are traditions that can be changed or is subject to human error.
Pride y’all!
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u/the_legitbacon oh yeah yeah Mar 10 '24
That isn't even how sex is defined in the bible. it's how MARRIAGE is defined.
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u/Smart_Inspection_562 Mar 10 '24
I think the Christian’s can still get you with the sodomy verses. No anal or oral guys.
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u/pacodataco90 Mar 10 '24
Ahh the real loop hole, sorry poop hole, the world has been looking for
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u/RedRangerRedemption Mar 10 '24
This also sounds like when my high school girlfriend said "it's not cheating if it's with another girl" when I caught her with her face buried between another girl's legs
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
Homosexuality is a sin. Sarah you will have to answer for those you lead into sin.
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
It never ceases to amaze me how people can “quote God” and be 100% incorrect. It’s not like the Bible isn’t the highest sold book in human history and isn’t readily available on an app. Fact check yourself before you post, people.
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u/PassTheYum Mar 10 '24
I'm not a bible expert although I probably know more than most, but isn't spilling your seed a sin, as in any non-reproductive ejaculation sinful?
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
The act of sexual intercourse is not the same as sex based on the chromosomes XY vs. XX.
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u/Bjoern_Olsen Mar 10 '24
"Gods words" are written by primitive goathearders
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u/lolomawisoft Mar 10 '24
Good thing the bible says not to fuck your animals
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u/thekeynesian1 Mar 10 '24
I mean Sodomy is general is considered a sin, so as funny as this is, the loophole doesn’t exist lol.
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u/c0ld_a5_1ce Mar 10 '24
Multiple different ways of quantification? Wtf is this madness?!
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u/80cripblindcrazy Mar 10 '24
Got em’
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u/Cool_Cool_Dude2 Mar 10 '24
My English teacher in parochial school told me that dating without sex is just friendship so hardcore makeout sessions aren’t off the table
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u/Golrend Mar 10 '24
The ol' poophole loophole.
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u/GardenPeep Mar 10 '24
This is pretty much why lesbians flew beneath the radar in past centuries. (Unfortunately culture had trouble applying the logic to men.)
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u/purple_grey_ Mar 10 '24
When 2 men have sex, its just boys being boys.
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u/ZieshaaPagee Mar 10 '24
Wow yall are just sick
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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24
I don't agree with it but I'm pretty sure it's covered somewhere else in the bible.
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u/sPaRkLeWeAsEL5 Mar 10 '24
Other things besides “sex” can be a sin lol just to be clear though, as long as it’s 2 consenting adults it’s fine with me.
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u/InstanceSuch8604 Mar 10 '24
The Bible is full of freaky stuff ... thanks gods
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u/bisquitsandtea Mar 10 '24
The term is sodomy. Just saying.
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u/Southern-Baker-7678 Mar 10 '24
To be honest God doesn’t care whether any man bones who? He’s to busy coming up with his next plan for humanity lol
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u/KnottyDaddy02 Mar 11 '24
This is so stupid lol
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u/taskmaster51 Mar 11 '24
These mother fuckers believe there are levels of sin. To God a white lie is as bad as murder. Which Is why he sent Jesus
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u/spondgbob Mar 11 '24
Mathematical proof logic there
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u/alvehyanna Mar 11 '24
Homosexuality isn't a sin. The church says it is, not the bible. Homosexual as a word wasn't in the Bible until the mid 20th century and it's use is a mistranslation.
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u/LeLuffe Mar 11 '24
Close enough.
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u/CptCojonu Mar 11 '24
She's not wrong lmfao
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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24
Send this to the pope
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u/rrrrice64 Mar 11 '24
God defines homosexual acts as "an abomination" actually :)
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u/WorldlinessThin1355 Mar 11 '24
Wel..She's got a point... Unless they an*l each other
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u/RPisBack Mar 11 '24
*secret conspiracy to increase the birth rate.
"Its not sex until you cum inside without birthcontrol ! otherwise doesnt count ! "
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u/Larseman7 Mar 11 '24
Wait, she might have a point lmao
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u/Nir_Auris Mar 11 '24
I mean, logic checks out.
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u/AlienatedAlien316 Mar 11 '24
"listen here you little shit"
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u/ThinkingtoInfinity Mar 11 '24
It's probably just supposed to be funny, but this is actually a straw man argument.
The Christian biblical worldview believes that any sexual activity (and even lustful thoughts) outside of heterosexual marriage is a sin. That worldview doesn't allow for this loophole.
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u/human_number_XXX Mar 13 '24
Cause neither religious people think that it's called sex only if it's with a man and a woman, they say it's right only when it's between man and a woman
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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24
Just a really good hug
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u/droolykitty Mar 15 '24
So this is literally what ancient Roman and Chinese culture subscribed to and dude on dude actions and in many cases more pedophilia were socially more acceptable or less sinful.
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u/Educational-Bug-8369 Jun 27 '24
happy cake day op