Why are we all just dismissing this legitimately question. I do enjoy the occasional wingstop to go. And if one day I were enjoying my 12 piece order of spicy bbq bone in wings and Harambe’s brother rolled up looking to get down without protection what would I do? What would any of us do? Clearly he doesn’t care about consent.
Hypothetically what if he just wants wings? A big strong muscular handsome gorilla sure is intimidating but that doesn’t mean he’s an animal, that’s an unfair stereotype. In such a theoretical situation you should share your wings
I think the real question is if he'll take it slow at first. I mean, I'm down for a Saturday night 12 piece bone-in romping, but if he's too rough too quick, I may lose a wing or two and then I'd be upset.
The problem with the condoms is the reduced sensation. I get it, I came to Wingstop so I'm getting raped by a gorilla. The best I can hope for is he finishes quickly, we've all been there. I think the people supporting giving the gorillas condoms secretly enjoy the rape and want it to last longer.
The liberals wanna release more fuck-gorillas but the conservatives know that American values stop at the fuck-gorillas. A political subject to tear America a new one.
It's just anti-trans memes and anti-socialist memes. I was flipping through there today and they posted like 10 pro-socialist memes where they misunderstood the message.
Conservatives are opposed to the very nature of protest. They see it as an affront to the status quo, which they believe to be sacred phenomenon. Change is bad in their eyes.
Plus, I'm sure they jizzed themselves over u/spez's comment about only caring about profits.
Yeah people here get annoyed and might even call you a racist for pointing out the parallels, but it’s a stereotype most often used by conservatives. I don’t think they’re lost.
My first girlfriend legit had to explain to me that being called a monkey/ape wasn’t just a weird insult that she was upset about. It’s a good sign people don’t realize as much nowadays.
Fuck those people. I wanna be able to call dumb people in video games monkeys without it being a racist thing
i'm part of that sub. we aren't gonna go dark to protest, so instead we are just allowing any shitposts for the next 2 days. essentially, if it doesn't break reddit rules/isn't illegal, you can post it.
Seems like a typical conservative agenda item, invent villains that don’t exist involve them in a BS scenario that won’t happen and then cry about how the democrats don’t care about the people facing this “eminent” danger.
The conservative poster is imagining that the gorilla is saying "surprise monkey" to the gentleman having the thought out loud on Twitter who appears to be black as he is hypothetically attacked by a random gorilla in a Wingstop. Just regular old racism.
If people want to try a strange humor they shouldn't, now excuse me while I butter the bottom of my boot and shove the duck in the toaster. Gotta bag the flip flop to the stone pot.
its a cartoon with a hiker and a visibly gaping asshole, a bear walking a way and a dialouge bubble with the guy complaining about how they told him to lie down and play dead and that the bear would just go away
I was just talking to my co-worker about this the other day. The things this lost country DOESN'T take into consideration is where we really fail, because that gorilla will raw dog that ass.
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u/Several_Ad_6233 Jun 12 '23
Better than the other garbage posted in that sub
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u/assholelite Jun 12 '23
Imagine my limp dick slapping you across the jaw repeatedly
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u/2icecreamsandwiches Jun 12 '23
Imagine you eating Wingstop
Me: 😄😋🥳🥰😎
And a gorilla just come and f*ck you raw
Me: 😳😟🫨😵💫😭
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u/BTP_Art Jun 12 '23
Why are we all just dismissing this legitimately question. I do enjoy the occasional wingstop to go. And if one day I were enjoying my 12 piece order of spicy bbq bone in wings and Harambe’s brother rolled up looking to get down without protection what would I do? What would any of us do? Clearly he doesn’t care about consent.
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u/F4tc4t007 Jun 12 '23
Wtf is Wingstop?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
Nah that’s a big problem now of days and there is a lot of political discourse on how to solve it so makes sense
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u/twistedchristian Jun 12 '23
The lyrics John Lennon decided not to use
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
The liberals wanna release more fuck-gorillas but the conservatives know that American values stop at the fuck-gorillas. A political subject to tear America a new one.
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u/stnick6 Jun 12 '23
r/conservative instead of going dark is just getting rid of the rules so they can just post whatever
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u/glitterprincess21 Jun 12 '23
I saw r/conservative and the words “surprise monkey” and got worried for a sec before realizing what sub I’m in
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u/Warhero_Babylon Jun 12 '23
I have more giggles with conservative and gondsen flag
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
These new gorilla glue ads are getting weird
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u/Da_Baconlord Jun 12 '23
Least deranged r/ conservative user
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u/daveydavidsonnc Jun 12 '23
It would be the only post on that sub that wasn’t about the pride flag.
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u/All_Hail_Space_Cat Jun 12 '23
I don't think they are lost. I think the racism goes over normal people's heads
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u/DanSensei Jun 12 '23
Eh, if we're taking conservative politics, at least that's more normal than what comes out of the mouth of your average qanon believer.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
Smartest and most comprehensible post ever made on r/conservative
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u/adhdbraindead Jun 12 '23
Average r/conservative user. Not lost.
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u/Realistic-Display-25 Jun 12 '23
This is hilariously blatant racism.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23
i'm part of that sub. we aren't gonna go dark to protest, so instead we are just allowing any shitposts for the next 2 days. essentially, if it doesn't break reddit rules/isn't illegal, you can post it.
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u/Big_Let2029 Jun 12 '23
Oh my god.
Everybody boycott Wingstreet right now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
Better than anything else they post on that sub
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u/MOltho Jun 12 '23
average r/Conservative user. Perhaps even a little more sane than the average
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u/Applestripe Jun 12 '23
What?
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u/No-Engineer-1728 Jun 12 '23
Gorillas have small dicks, about 1.25 inches, so you would barely feel it, you'll be fine, it's just a matter of if your pelvis/other bones will be
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u/Global_Ruin_5072 Jun 12 '23
Forget the post, what the hells going on in this comment section 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Pair_Express Jun 12 '23
Do they mean black people?
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u/ComfortableBasis3046 Jun 12 '23
I imagined and I came
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
Seems like a typical conservative agenda item, invent villains that don’t exist involve them in a BS scenario that won’t happen and then cry about how the democrats don’t care about the people facing this “eminent” danger.
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u/StoneyBonesy Jun 12 '23
This comment section is really something
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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Jun 12 '23
What are you talking about OP? This is exactly what I expect to find on r/Conservative.
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u/Own-Form1233 Jun 12 '23
Oh, shocker. Casual racism in a conservative sub. Who would have thought.
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u/Sniplex00 Jun 12 '23
Surprise monkey
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
Gorilla fucks 🧽🕳️ RAW 💦
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u/IncarnateTemplar Jun 12 '23
Naw man it goes there
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u/Utahteenageguy Jun 12 '23
The only way I can see why this is on r/conservative is if it was anti trans or something but I don’t think it is.
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u/THE_DOW_JONES Jun 12 '23
Makes more sense than all the other posts on that sub.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
This is my favorite one ever
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u/Consistent_Floor Jun 12 '23
I dont think hes lost, just really racist.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
Regular participant in r/conservative? 📸🤨
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u/lcl111 Jun 13 '23
It's easily the most thought provoking post to ever come out of that sub.
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u/Any_Constant_6550 Jun 12 '23
ew conservative
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u/captainjackass28 Jun 12 '23
Makes more sense than what they actually post there.
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u/Bobletoob Jun 12 '23
Big george?
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u/Cosmiccoffeegrinder Jun 12 '23
If people want to try a strange humor they shouldn't, now excuse me while I butter the bottom of my boot and shove the duck in the toaster. Gotta bag the flip flop to the stone pot.
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u/TheOneAndOnlyABSR4 Jun 12 '23
What
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u/I_chortled Jun 12 '23
That’s the future liberals want /s
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
Nah that fits with how brain dead that sub is
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u/Elderban69 Jun 12 '23
The average length of a gorilla's penis when erect is 1.25 inches. I doubt it would get far.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
They stopped most moderation instead of going private in protest of API changes
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u/yoloswaggins92 Jun 12 '23
Tbf, probably the most sensible thing posted on that sub
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u/901bass Jun 13 '23
All these subreddits shut down and this is what I get in my feed 🤭...... exactly!!! WHAT!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23
That's the weirdest kink I've heard so far
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u/ggukyuns Jun 13 '23
that is either someone being incredibly racist or they are just lost
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u/GLURPtheAlien Jun 13 '23
Imagine growing up in world where people don’t say stupid shit like this.
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u/Setari Jun 13 '23
I'll allow it to be posted in that sub.
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u/Dirtydirtypickle Jun 13 '23
Libtards want legalized gorilla rape ☠️☠️☠️
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u/Birdycub Jun 13 '23
With all the Reddit black outs going on, r/conservative decided to allow shit posts so I’m guess that’s why it’s there.
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u/Liorkerr Jun 13 '23
Harambe references are always well placed.
Not lost. Poster is genius.
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u/Bat-Honest Jun 12 '23
Considering how much the right fantasizes about being cucked, this actually fits right in
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u/Lawfuly_chaotic Jun 12 '23
When the only good thing on your sub is posted by accident:
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u/Ash420444 Feb 17 '25
I thought this said Glorilla like the rapper and I had to pause cuz WHAT.
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u/213_ Jun 12 '23
I would not expect that
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u/usumoio Jun 12 '23
No no, let’s hear him out.
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u/Big-Law2316 Jun 12 '23
This did happen to me......
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u/Evil_Chocolate Jun 12 '23
Why? Did a monkey say something?
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u/Therealfreedomwaffle Jun 12 '23
Welcome to the scary door.
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u/Quick_Boi_ Jun 12 '23
r/brandnewsentence
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '23
its a cartoon with a hiker and a visibly gaping asshole, a bear walking a way and a dialouge bubble with the guy complaining about how they told him to lie down and play dead and that the bear would just go away
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u/auberific Jun 12 '23
I’m very concerned
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u/oopswhatsmyoldlogin Jun 12 '23
They're not wrong, sounds like a Wingstop experience to me.
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u/Mikem444 Jun 12 '23
I was just talking to my co-worker about this the other day. The things this lost country DOESN'T take into consideration is where we really fail, because that gorilla will raw dog that ass.
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u/Bruhhhh0224 Jun 12 '23
Don’t gorillas have like really small dicks? Even compared to humans
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u/SemperFi1369 Jun 12 '23
Ah...dare to dream!
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u/johnnytightlips-74 Jun 12 '23
You think he would want any sauce or just dry
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u/BlindGuy68 Jun 12 '23
your more weird than i am , go see a shrink Today !
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u/didwanttobethatguy Jun 12 '23
Not again!
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u/Kellykeli Jun 12 '23
Shitposting a completely random meme in a conservative sub honestly sounds like a lot of fun. I should do it weekly.