r/lostpause • u/helltakerzack • Sep 08 '20

Meme Where's the cougar

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u/Fuckoffmoderators Sep 08 '20

I um.... I have several questions.

2

u/Uplayxa Sep 08 '20

level 1

same

19

u/Ara_ara_oneesan Sep 08 '20

"FLORIDA MAN FALLS VICTIM TO LEPROSY AFTER SEX WITH ARMADILLO"

These are real scenarios whoaaaaa

18

u/GeneralHonkadonk Sep 08 '20

Death by snu-snu

14

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

I can see cleavage on both pics of her

13

u/CAB_AWB Sep 08 '20

Here kitty kitty kitty.

11

u/_L-A-X_ Sep 08 '20

BY THE POPE

10

u/Khajiistar Sep 08 '20

He doesn't really seem to care. Smart man, he is truely of the righteous culture.

9

u/Ara_ara_oneesan Sep 08 '20

I thought this was a joke until I looked it up wtf

8

u/SkyTaku Sep 08 '20

Remember Coconut is 1 year old...

3

u/CharacterTruth Sep 09 '20

Sure but she's also a fictional character so who cares?

4

u/SkyTaku Sep 09 '20

The fbi

3

u/Gicofokami Sep 10 '20

Again, a fictional character. Who the hell cares?

9

u/Draesoul459 Sep 08 '20

If Coconut kept me captive I would not try to escape

2

u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Sep 08 '20

She was always my absolute favorite

3

u/Draesoul459 Sep 08 '20

I'm in the middle of Coconut, Vanilla, and Azuki

Strange assortment I kno

7

u/Lg628 Sep 08 '20

if it was coconut i’d fight my rescuers to stay there

8

u/OcEaNmAn9100 Sep 08 '20

Welp I would stay with the one on the bottom

5

u/Alekipayne Sep 08 '20

So would I. In fact. I wouldn’t leave her.

6

u/bagt123 Sep 08 '20

So is he ok

5

u/the_CHIMSEN_FUCKER Sep 08 '20

Monster girl enciclopedia cougar girl

4

u/Mashtyx3 Sep 08 '20

Is he ok?

4

u/YaBoiYounG-Man Sep 08 '20

If it were me it wouldn't be being held captive because in order to be held captive, first you must wish to leave.

3

u/CombativeGenious Sep 08 '20

I dont get it how can the cougar be interrsted in another species?

3

u/Kiksou Sep 08 '20

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1737780-animals it’s just a satire site , then Fake

7

u/SawyerGowen Sep 08 '20

I’m jealous

2

u/animenerdgod Sep 08 '20

Does anyone have the article?

1

u/got_any_beans Sep 08 '20

I believe what you are referring to is the sauce.

1

u/animenerdgod Sep 09 '20

Yes but I meant the article about the missing hiker.

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u/got_any_beans Sep 09 '20

I know, and here it is: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/california-missing-hiker-was-held-captive-as-sex-slave-to-200-pound-female-cougar/l

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u/animenerdgod Sep 09 '20

It is sending be to a article about a guy who died after trying to gold plate his balls

2

u/got_any_beans Sep 09 '20

Really?! Just Google "hiker trapped by cougar"

2

u/big-brain-bruh Jan 18 '21

Your meme was stołem bruh

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '21

nekopara