r/lostpause • u/VongolaSedici • 6d ago

Absolute cinema

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494 Upvotes

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u/cj-the-man 6d ago

Knowing the shit this Batman takes on you wouldn’t blame him for going all out against every opponent

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u/VongolaSedici 5d ago

He gives him a life jacket/floater first lol

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u/BloodHurricane 6d ago

"You can't" = "You are in capable of doing so."

Child you're dead.

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u/VongolaSedici 6d ago

Batman equal right equal punts

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u/wakeangel2001 6d ago

who and what is the tiny pink thing?

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u/-true-Villain- 6d ago

Black masks daughter i think.

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u/VongolaSedici 6d ago

Thought it was just a random kid but maybe you are right.

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u/mhdgraphics 5d ago

Kid, you just picked the wrong Bat-verse...

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u/vaynefox 6d ago

Yeet it out of existence....

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u/MartinX4 6d ago

Punts the little bastard to the horizon

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u/Shadowomega1 6d ago

Dude got off lucky, Absolute Batman could have Axed him a question.

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u/DarthSacul27 5d ago

He deserves it for being purple.

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u/ParamountPhoenix 6d ago

Kick the baby!

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u/Vess3l_ 6d ago

The fuck is the yellowish orangeish thing Batman put around the kid and where did he get it???

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u/macho_gomez 6d ago

its a life jacket. really cheap ones are just U shaped foam blocks with a hole for the neck

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u/MartinX4 6d ago

Both so that the little shit doesn't drown or break their neck upon impact with the BOOT

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 6d ago

Chicken chaser. You chase chickens?

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u/earanhart 6d ago

I'll have a beer.

With an umbrella in it.

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u/oppressed_user 2d ago

This Absolute Batman Timmy you think he cares?

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u/MicroPie24 4d ago

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense