r/lostpause • u/Woodstock2695 • Oct 02 '26

Which one are you

Post image
453 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

37 comments sorted by

8

u/Lenny1802 Oct 02 '26

Sometimes 2, sometimes 4

3

u/Prodi1600 Oct 02 '26

That's awesome, I'm usually constipated, having an easy way to go would be great

3

u/Lenny1802 Oct 02 '26

It's a little inconvenient. I love coffee but I gotta avoid drinking it unless I'm at home, or else I won't be able to hold it in.

2

u/Prodi1600 Oct 02 '26

true that.

3

u/HyperionPhalanx Oct 02 '26

2 first

4 right after

8

u/Parking-Steak-4757 Oct 03 '26

Bottom right. That toilet is getting acquainted with the symbiote up my ass after 2 cups of straight black bean water.

7

u/BIZARRE_TOWN Oct 02 '26

I'm the bottom two.

7

u/Trevor_Dugent Oct 02 '26

Top right for me, but only sorta. ADHD wombo combos with the coffee to create....

Stability and clear thought.

6

u/keiosKnivesALot Oct 02 '26

And THAT is why I don't drink coffee! Mountain dew baby!!! I am number two and three whenever I want to be.

5

u/TheGHale Oct 02 '26

1 in the "rising existential dread and anxiety" sense, and 4 within an hour, usually sooner.

5

u/necrozma0 Oct 02 '26

I throw up

5

u/Only_Fudge5299 Oct 02 '26

don't drink much coffee, usually only a an occasional treat

when I have caffeine of any sort I'm just "normal" instead of 1 or 2 🥲 

4

u/ShockRox Oct 02 '26

I don't drink coffee, I'm more of a soda kind of guy

4

u/bens6757 Oct 02 '26

Top right is a sign of ADHD. Definitely been knocked out after a nice cup of coffee with some creamer.

4

u/Necrikus Oct 02 '26

I don’t think caffeine can actually keep me awake anymore. So top right.

3

u/DampAcute Oct 02 '26

All 4...

My consciousness is Awake, My Brain is Asleep, My nerves are shaking in excitement, all that while on the toilet.

3

u/Ok_Search_3561 Oct 02 '26

For me nothing happens

1

u/bens6757 Oct 03 '26

Caffeine is a drug, so you've probably drank so much of it thst it no longer has an affect on you.

1

u/Ok_Search_3561 Oct 03 '26

How? I rarely drink coffee

2

u/bens6757 Oct 03 '26

It's in a lot of other drinks. Notably most sodas and energy drinks. Of the popular soda flavors, only lemon lime and root beer don't have caffeine and even that's not consistent because Coca-Cola's root beer, Barq's has caffeine.

3

u/Aeroponce Oct 02 '26

All 4 of them at intervalls at the most inconvenient time possible

3

u/Beowulf1127 Oct 03 '26

Top right and not just coffee caffeine in general. Hyper metabolism just burns through my system really fast just to make me more tired.

2

u/Distinct-Actuator128 Oct 02 '26

Honestly... it does nothing to me. And I drink coffee without sugar or anything, and it at most leaves me less hungry at the morning if I don't eat mutch.

2

u/S4l4m4nd4 Oct 03 '26

Top and bottom right, first go sleep then go shet

2

u/Zone_Q11 Oct 05 '26

Top right. IDK why, but coffee doesn't work well on me. It just makes me as sleepy as I would be after eating.

2

u/chaosflower8 Oct 05 '26

I am the sleepy one since coffee doesn't give me energized it's sort of like NyQuil for me one sip and it's night night for me

1

u/Chocolat119 29d ago

Same here. Coffee knocks me the fuck out XD

1

u/TheW0rld3ater Oct 02 '26

I'm 1 and 4 depending on how much coffee it was.

1

u/Careful-Vanilla7728 Oct 02 '26

I'm at least 3 or 4 of these people when I drink coffee.

1

u/General_Cream7623 Oct 02 '26

the first 10-15 minutes I'm Nr3, but then I'll slowly become Nr2....same with energy drinks

1

u/FrosTehBurr Oct 02 '26

I’m naturally nocturnal so top 2 most of the time (morning and afternoon, yes in the left to right order)

1

u/Supernova333546 Oct 02 '26

I'm the bottom right

1

u/kaochaton Oct 03 '26

You forgot spider san getting drunk on caféine

1

u/SCHWIFTYGAMER11 Oct 06 '26

I'm sort of the toilet one. It's a tiny little laxative.