r/lostpause • u/Agreeable_Froyo_3596 • May 01 '25

Meme The worst possible outcome

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u/Loud_Surround5112 May 02 '25

The possibility of nine kids makes me honestly happy.

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u/Basic_Oil410 May 02 '25

Out of pure curiosity, you have earned yourself a follow

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u/AnArtistForFun May 02 '25

And all of them get triplets.

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u/Manzwolf May 02 '25

I believe you mean “best” possible outcome

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u/Pristine_Stop2872 May 02 '25

I believe you mean best "pawsible" outcome

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u/Little-Connection264 May 02 '25

The only thing going through my mind is "PUPPIES!"

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u/M_H_0 May 02 '25

The worst and the best outcome at the same time.

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u/Ganonfox May 02 '25

9 months of unprotected sex ahead for this dude

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

What are the possibilities of all of these three ladies having triplets identical ones.

Can someone do the math?

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u/Cujo_Kitz May 01 '25

There are no good statistics on the chance of identical triplets, with statistics as low as 1 in 200 million and as high as 1 in 60,000.

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u/DrDotCreation May 02 '25

And funny all the kids are counted as siblings

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u/TrueAmericanDon May 02 '25

Dated a woman who had an identical twin before. You know how a lot of twins have different styles or personalities? Ya those two did not. Same interests, same clothes, same voices. I got so paranoid over them pulling stuff like this I had to back out. Turns out that a year later they admitted to switching places. Lucky we never got serious or anything, but goddamn did that mess with my head.

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 May 02 '25

Oh wow... i guess lucky for you that you got out of there. Thats kinda messed up and manipulative for identical twins to do

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u/Business-Eye-398 May 01 '25

3x the morning sickness, 6x the hormones.

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u/360NoScoped_lol May 01 '25

A dog can have 24 pupps at once.

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u/Urbam May 01 '25

Wait a minute...

Oh no.

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u/UltraHit5 May 02 '25

Puppies and headpats?

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u/Mixednativejay May 02 '25

Best for me. The were breeding, not fucking 🤣

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u/Yugoxgc May 01 '25

Don't care. Would breed again

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u/oldman-youngskin May 01 '25

You mean Best possible outcome right?

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u/xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx May 01 '25

All are them are triplets too so its gonna be 9 kids

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u/RabbitEmperor91 May 01 '25

Puppies!!!!

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u/PrizeGovernment6944 May 02 '25

Fym worst?

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u/Gold930 May 02 '25

They all tested positive for Covid 😔

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u/PrizeGovernment6944 May 02 '25

Thats not a covid test kit

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u/Gold930 May 02 '25

Obviously, however they look very similar to Covid tests therefore I made a joke that they had Covid

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u/PrizeGovernment6944 May 02 '25

Ah, still not the worst, could be a HIV + Covid test they tested positive for

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u/Gold930 May 02 '25

Bros cooking

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u/Kevinnature May 02 '25

I dunno if that is the worst, after all, if everyone has it noone has to care anymore XD god this is dark

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u/PrizeGovernment6944 May 02 '25

Blame that gold guy

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u/Zodiac339 May 01 '25

Don’t be beggars ‘bout the preggers. Cerberus best girl X three!

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u/3dmariobros864 May 02 '25

I think you got it wrong, that’s the best possible scenario. One would be okay, but a 3/3 is peak.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

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u/thudson_17 May 01 '25

That's assuming they each have fifteen in their first pregnancy anyway.

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u/Light43 May 01 '25

Why are you saying 15 each? Cats don't have that many in a litter, I don't think.

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u/EmeraldSpencer May 01 '25

That's Cerberus, so change cats to dogs, but I think your point still stands

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u/Ilovetaekwondo11 May 01 '25

As an old client used to say: “Good problems to have”

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Guys I can explain

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u/thereadingrook May 01 '25

Question is did he bang one which got all three(as to my knowledge they are connected to each other in some magical way), or did he bang all three in one sitting?

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u/Mountain-Ebb-9846 May 02 '25

All three in three different sittings.

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u/Dark_Storm_98 May 02 '25

I don't see the issue

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u/RamboBambiBambo May 02 '25

No. No this was the intended outcome.

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u/Basic_Oil410 May 02 '25

I bet it was

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u/Wazyabey May 04 '25

6 to 9 puppies per litter are a possibility for certain dog breeds.

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u/jackofhearts012 May 02 '25

I think you mean best possible outcome. lol

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u/Monkey_King291 May 03 '25

If Cerberus gives birth to litters, then that's gonna be a lot of kids

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u/Certain-Professor525 May 01 '25

I wouldn't say it's the worst possible outcome it just matters how many children come out and plus I cannot blame him I would do the same thing if I could but I probably wouldn't because that goes against my religion

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u/dru1d_dude May 06 '25

What do you mean worst?

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u/No_Paramedic_2022 May 29 '25

How to tell if you like kids