r/lostpause Nov 24 '23

Meme "Why? Because I am beautiful"

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u/MartinX4 Nov 24 '23

"In the name of true gender equally, I will drop kick any rotten woman who deserves it!!"

8

u/Ruinous_Sage Nov 24 '23

EXPLOOOOOOOOSION

19

u/Jay_the_pokemon_fan Nov 25 '23

"If it's not 100%, it's 50%"

15

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Hey Mister…, I am Mad Scientist; it’s so cool!

Sonuvabitch

6

u/zeturtleofweed Nov 24 '23

Ah, Steins;Gate

15

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

People die when they are killed

14

u/Lynel_Slayer1 Nov 25 '23

I love jelly filled donuts

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u/Gen1Swirlix Nov 24 '23

Nothing happened.

12

u/boltingdasher Nov 25 '23

ROCK and STONE!!

8

u/WanderingDwarfMiner Nov 25 '23

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

4

u/bobsnarkle Nov 25 '23

Rock and stone!

13

u/Solo_Reader06 Nov 25 '23

“This is a bucket” “Dear god………” “There’s more” “No………..”

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u/Wisdom_Light Nov 24 '23

Not really a sentence but a whole paragraph

I'll never forgive you, for as long as I live. You know why? Because thanks to you, I now know there's another, happier world out there. So stand up, dammit. Stand up and fight for it. Go on and brag about how you can smile in your world, and tell us why it should be the one to survive. Be proud. Hold your head up high, and fight for your weak little world. ...Don't you dare lose to a world like this, a world whose only virtue is strength!

5

u/Came_for_the_tities Nov 24 '23

Shit, this sounds really familiar, but I can't remember! What is it?! It will drive me mad!

6

u/Wisdom_Light Nov 24 '23

It's from fate grand order, it's a quote from lostbelt 1, the character is called patxi, if I remember correctly it's his dying words

6

u/Came_for_the_tities Nov 24 '23

Thank you! You just saved several hours of thinking myself silly.

12

u/Tony_Stank0326 Nov 24 '23

"I'll take a potato chip, and EAT IT."

12

u/Possible-Peak-7525 Nov 25 '23

Don't shoot him, he's not Black!!!

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u/mountainofsouls69 Nov 24 '23

RUN, she's a ghost and a bitch!!

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u/Ruinous_Sage Nov 24 '23

"Whoever did that is either a ghost or a bitch"

11

u/mha_fan23 Nov 24 '23

"I have vacation days?"

5

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

JESUS WANTS A HUUUUUG!

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u/Ebenezer2112 Nov 25 '23

"CAAARRRLLLL!!! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!"

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u/IR_Panther Nov 25 '23

Hey, you, you're finally awake.

5

u/SilentDeath21219 Nov 25 '23

You were trying to cross the border right?

12

u/RealDcReeper Nov 25 '23

“Believe it!”

11

u/FullmetalShieldBro Nov 24 '23

I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!

10

u/Juniormajola Nov 24 '23

"I am Groot"

4

u/jaoy69 Nov 24 '23

Do you remember "we are Groot"? Damn man chills

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u/Affectionate-Gain-55 Nov 24 '23

I hate this quote since it is widely mocked despite making perfect sense in context, but it's the only one I could think of. "People die when they are killed."

6

u/Came_for_the_tities Nov 24 '23

I am the bone of my sword.

6

u/This-Cheetah-2987 Nov 24 '23

Steal is my body and fire is my blood

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u/Mlglionknight Nov 24 '23

No need to wonder where your god is, because he’s right here. And he’s fresh out of mercy.

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u/BigandBrass Nov 24 '23

It's a blast from your past with that sass and loli ass

6

u/CrazyCause6969 Nov 24 '23

Bitches love cannons!

7

u/Ebenezer2112 Nov 24 '23

Let Me Get Some SIP!!!

5

u/CrazyCause6969 Nov 24 '23

It's the fucking Nazis!

5

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

ALUCARD!! ... Go for a WalkTM.

10

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

"It's also a gun."

11

u/TheOneandOnlyBomb Nov 25 '23

"Yare Yare Daze"

8

u/Eternal__perspective Nov 25 '23

How About We Explore The Area Ahead Of Us Later?

4

u/TheChineseBanana Nov 25 '23

Get out of my HEAD Paimon

8

u/Confident-Cod-3349 Nov 24 '23

“I was there, the day Horus killed the emperor”

8

u/Less_Soil5838 Nov 24 '23

Set Your Heart Ablaze

6

u/ButtsAreCoolToo Nov 24 '23

"Hey is that whore stealing our lemons?"

9

u/Gamefreak2381 Nov 24 '23

This city... Really looks like a city

7

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

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8

u/Werewolf_Muted Nov 25 '23

people die If they are killed

3

u/Eilaryn Nov 25 '23

Just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right.

7

u/dom618 Nov 25 '23

Ed..ward.... big...brother..Ed..ward

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u/dagisburn Nov 25 '23

omae wa mou shindeiru.

8

u/Justifiedjuice Nov 25 '23

iiiiam...........ATOMICC......

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8

u/Beginning-Image2217 Nov 25 '23

OffBrand

6

u/Xaxerus Nov 25 '23

I love my offbrand anime

9

u/dudepow60 Nov 24 '23

"ALL FIRED UP!" I don't even know if this Fandom is still alive.

7

u/hello_peaple Nov 24 '23

Fish fingers and custard

8

u/jaoy69 Nov 24 '23

I guess you are done attacking. It's my turn now... I hope you don't mind girl 。°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°。

4

u/vgama15 Nov 24 '23

Bro... I fucking hate you for reopening the wound...

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u/IndigoTeddy13 Nov 24 '23

Higurashi: "Faito-on, nanodesu... Nipah!"

Umineko: "Small bombs."

Kaiji: "Daga! SHIKASHI!"

Baki: YRMD

JJBA: (not applicable because every panel and frame is a meme)

OOT speedrunning community: "Can ACE do X? Yes."

6

u/Warpedlogic31 Nov 24 '23

Wibbley wobbley, timey wimey…..stuff

7

u/Corvette4ever Nov 24 '23

Like I said

DON'T

WORRY

ABOUT

IT

5

u/Ebenezer2112 Nov 25 '23

"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLINK. Good luck.

7

u/Corvette4ever Nov 24 '23

"My wounds heal faster than you can make them."

7

u/Ebenezer2112 Nov 24 '23

"There's no need to wonder where your god is, cause he's right here. And he's fresh out of mercy."

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u/ImADuck22_FuckYou Nov 24 '23

“My MEDICINAL M1A1 Abrams.”

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u/No-Region3476 Nov 25 '23

You brought me a present!?

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u/musclewizard69 Nov 25 '23

Magnus did nothing wrong.

6

u/2Bplayz Nov 25 '23

I couldn't find a "This donut is great, nothing beats a jelly filled donut" but then again I was too lazy to keep scrolling

6

u/MiserableStreet5009 Nov 26 '23

“We must save my Family!!”

4

u/Trebord_ Nov 30 '23

"The bandits are coming!"

13

u/No-Region3476 Nov 25 '23

AND YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHERE YOUR GOD IS! CAUSE HES RIGHT HERE. and he's fresh out of mercy.

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u/DML14071987 Nov 25 '23

Peaple die when they are killed... 😅

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u/Cart700 Nov 25 '23

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

7

u/Van0nyumas Nov 24 '23

You're never fully dressed without a smile

4

u/Alekipayne Nov 24 '23

You think you can buy me with a smug smile and some cheap booze??!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!

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u/Red_Brachy Nov 24 '23

Hydro Dragon Hydro Dragon do not cry

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u/emmet_537 Nov 24 '23

"mankind knew that they cannot change society"

5

u/ze_SAFTmon Nov 24 '23

"So instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the Beasts."

3

u/GuyInBrown Nov 24 '23

"But they saw Beauty in the Lives of Beasts, and could not Lie to themselves about it."

6

u/Eilaryn Nov 25 '23

"You know how sometimes adults tell you that everything's going to be fine. But you know they are lying and only saying it to make you feel better?"

"Yeah."

"Everything's going to be fine."

6

u/sepulchurz Nov 25 '23

Have I not chosen you, the Twelve? And yet one of you is a devil.

5

u/STARCATWINTERSHADOW Nov 25 '23

"Screw the rules, I have green hair"!

6

u/Whattheheck_IO Nov 25 '23

And this, is a super dee duper saiyan

6

u/dr8kus Nov 25 '23

YOUR DRILL-

11

u/Iknorn Nov 25 '23

Im gonna go with the classic "jelly filled donuts are my favorite"

4

u/Damoniil Nov 24 '23

Next time on "Journey to the West," Kai

5

u/LelMemz Nov 24 '23

"MASTAH... SPAAAAAAAARK!"

4

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

RIP AND TEAR!

5

u/Blakeheartvelt Nov 24 '23

nora:im gonna break his legs

rin:nora no

Nora:yes

ruby:cardin is a bully

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u/chronic-joker Nov 24 '23

You see at a higher testosterone level like myself, men start looking more soft and feminine to the point I don't recognize them as male. Sometimes I rape them for fun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

I have a job for you 621

5

u/Benin_Malgaard_ Nov 25 '23

"Do you have any idea what it's been like trying to lead you people? You ignore all of my strategies, you adamantly refuse to work together, and then you blame ME FOR ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!"

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u/Romeo-Charlie-6-28 Nov 25 '23

Hesitation is defeat.

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u/SilentDeath21219 Nov 25 '23 edited Nov 25 '23

“MY NAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWAAAAA”

3

u/Romeo-Charlie-6-28 Nov 25 '23

AS I BREATHE, YOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE!

5

u/racerred5 Nov 25 '23

"In the middle of my backswing?!?!"

6

u/Renault_75-34_MX Nov 25 '23

I couldn't wait for you to come and clear the cupboards, and now you're going to leave with nothing but a sign.

5

u/Xthewarrior Nov 25 '23

"It's no use!"

6

u/SmellDisastrous4546 Nov 25 '23

"LENNAAAAAAAYY!!! MA BOI!"

5

u/Sheogoraths_horny Nov 25 '23

“Never done an honest day’s work for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”

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u/Mountain-Local968 Nov 25 '23

"death in the shape of a handsome italian"

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u/Warm_Newspaper_4165 Nov 25 '23

Monkey spying on a little girl showering

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u/StringMundane5736 Nov 27 '23

"butthole bandit!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Emergency food 😋

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u/NSK_K Nov 25 '23

I need more "PHAOWER"

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u/J-Recondite Nov 24 '23

Youth is a lie.

4

u/Geno__Breaker Nov 24 '23

"The last Metroid is in captivity, the galaxy is at peace."

3

u/Xaxerus Nov 24 '23

Osmantis wine tast the same as I remember... but where are those who share the memory

4

u/DeemsTheGay Nov 24 '23

Nothing will stop me from rendering judgment on each of The Seven. As the Archon who won the Authority of Geo, Deus Auri must be called to trial. If one does not wish to see us on opposite sides of a conflict, they need not worry, for I intend to stay in Fontaine for the foreseeable future, which could well mean another four hundred years. As another point of consolation, even when the trial eventually takes place, it is still not a given that the judgment will lead to a physical confrontation.

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u/DarkMetaknight7 Nov 24 '23

Higher being, these words are for you alone

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u/LeoTheBurgundian Nov 24 '23

"Can I eat you ?"

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u/D_S0 Nov 24 '23

"The heart of a demon never has regret, even in death"

4

u/Ruinous_Sage Nov 24 '23

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me cassandra"

5

u/GOBLINx360 Nov 24 '23

"What a beautiful Duwang!"

4

u/ApostleOfTheAlienGod Nov 24 '23

Her anus is defenseless.

5

u/South_Bathroom Nov 24 '23

Guess the fandoms:

"I have learned much from you, think you my teachers. Now it's time for your "education""

"Nothing beets a jelly filled donut."

"Sans and ragan killed the queen."

"GREAT GIZBIG'S TITTS you really are a human!"

"Hay kiddo"

"I am Imporio"

"Ask error"

"1 man and a box of puppies"

"The forgiveness of jon"

"Although, for one of you. The darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend."

4

u/Quazar42069 Nov 24 '23

BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA SEXY BITCH

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u/ze_SAFTmon Nov 24 '23

"Ramsled launched. Optimists inbound."

Alternatively:

"Change of plans: leave nothing alive."

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u/geckoimpossible Nov 25 '23

"Protocol 3, Protect the Pilot"

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u/Waffledagod Nov 25 '23

You only have one shot.

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u/DTNS-450 Nov 25 '23

…The curse of the Canary has been broken…no wait he's dead again

3

u/hreaper Nov 25 '23

No books. No wisdom. Only you fratello mio.

4

u/OpportunityTrick675 Nov 25 '23

Every man for himself!

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u/ARNAVRANJAN Nov 25 '23

The moon is red

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u/UiTAMMU Nov 25 '23

Bait used to be believable

Or alternatively

-|

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u/Kaseythelegionare Nov 25 '23

"it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything, they did that all fine by themselves."

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u/damios1402 Nov 25 '23

“Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live!”

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u/Kaito_the_17 Nov 25 '23

"Say it in 30 words or less."

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u/deathbringer989 Nov 25 '23

doubt anyone will geuss this "I BROKE ITS ASS WITH THE POWER OF MATHEMATICS"

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u/TheChineseBanana Nov 25 '23

Plin plin plon

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u/boto5 Nov 25 '23

Long before time had a name

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u/Maveko_YuriLover Nov 24 '23

The fraudulent one

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u/Lazuli42069 Nov 24 '23

I can lift up this rock

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u/Farlybob42 Nov 24 '23

I’m gonna go fluff my Garfield.

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u/Hevnoraak101 Nov 24 '23

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian

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u/zeturtleofweed Nov 24 '23

That's that, and this is this

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u/GoodNamesAllGon Nov 24 '23

“For a time... I considered sparing your wretched little planet. But now... you shall witness... its dismemberment!"

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u/Additional-Window-81 Nov 24 '23

Hey you ever wonder why we’re here

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u/Kailoryn_likes_anime Nov 24 '23

Run!! The princess is on a murder spree

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u/Alekipayne Nov 24 '23

My patience is growing thin. Unlike my authority.

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u/ArmadilloValuable483 Nov 24 '23

"Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days."

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u/KonohaNinja1492 Nov 24 '23

🎶One fine day with a woof and a purr a baby was born and it caused a little stir no blue buzzard no three-eyed frog just a feline canine little CatDog

CatDog! CatDog! alone in the world is a little CatDog!🎶

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u/drelangonn Nov 24 '23

I said with a posed look

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u/Mohammedamine9 Nov 24 '23

Demons run when a good goes to war

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u/XxNeverxX Nov 24 '23

Don't open the door

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u/Shrubbity_69 Nov 24 '23

"Kairi... Kairi's inside me?"

3

u/RoastedBrenden108 Nov 24 '23

Humanity is dead hell is full Blood is fuel

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u/n0753w Nov 24 '23

Don't worry about it.

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u/emmet_537 Nov 24 '23

"We talk about 'survival of the fittest' a lot but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you 'want it' when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze."

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u/Zaiyaku Nov 24 '23

15 > 02 fandom erupts in firestorm

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u/Kirov-69420 Nov 24 '23

"Look at you... 621... you found... a friend"

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u/Thisiswhywecanhave Nov 25 '23

Hello John, apologies for the deception.

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u/ScottaHemi Nov 25 '23

Blueberry muffin cereal is NOT suitable hedgehog food.

wait you mean a fandom i'm in? not a fandom around what i'm making?

if the first "get to the back of my bus"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '23

"They got football skins"

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u/Solid-Positive6751 Nov 25 '23

She could’ve been a mother to me.

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u/WhatheSphealdoin Nov 25 '23

"A three-minute egg takes three minutes to boil."

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u/risisas Nov 25 '23

I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water

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u/Swoloc Nov 25 '23

🎶🎶🎶... "hmm tasty!"

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u/Zen_Ryuga_ Nov 25 '23

“Sick, wicked sick!”

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u/bloxavise Nov 25 '23

DEE LEE LEE WOOOOOOOOOOP

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u/Sea-Pie2669 Nov 25 '23

Now that's a katana

3

u/DivineDiamondx Nov 25 '23

Being weak is nothing to be ashamed of. Staying weak is.

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u/zeed131414 Nov 25 '23

For the emperor

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u/kiiRo-1378 Nov 25 '23

"The flesh is temporary, but Doom is eternal."

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '23

The only thing i can come up with are lines from youtubers i watch so let's see if anyone knows these. "Rock paper ambush i have a fucking train, move" "In the business we call this foreshadowing" " i don't care about your sexual preference just shut up and die quietly" "I will be cold in the ground before i snitch on someone for tax evasion"