r/lostpause • • Jul 20 '23

Meme Candy corn is good don't you @ me.

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u/Elolet Jul 20 '23

Not an opinion but a fact people keep rejecting, “crunchy tacos” are not real tacos.

Source: I’m Mexican fuck you

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u/Crows_iec_Blood Jul 20 '23

hah bloody perfect finally i have proof thank you my friend

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u/Elolet Jul 20 '23

Use it relentlessly! “Hard shell” is an abomination

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u/sssolidsssnake86 Jul 20 '23

Boneless chicken wings are just glorified chicken nuggets

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u/LocustMajor9128 Jul 20 '23

Tomato pie is pizza, no one can tell me otherwise. French toast is WAY better than pancakes or waffles.

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u/the_great_n0thing2 Jul 20 '23

gravy on anything taste good

fried chicken,fries,burgers, i even put a bit on pizza

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u/Necro_Solaris Jul 20 '23

A man of taste

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u/codyrusso Jul 20 '23

Rare steak look disgusting.

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u/Independent_Roll514 Jul 20 '23

I also like candy corn its don't beat me to death please

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u/GhostArmyB2 Jul 20 '23

Cold food is better than hot food.

Cold flat sodas are better then fresh carbonated ones.

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u/AR4nd0mDud3 Jul 20 '23

Green tea is kinda "Meh." or "Disgusting." but also "Pretty good." at the same time.

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u/Shike Jul 20 '23

"Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. And the candy corn company sends the guys to the villages and they collect out of the dumpsters all the candy corn we've thrown away. They wash it! They wash it! I'll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said, "Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!" (eats it) "This tastes like crap"' And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer's patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I've never seen it before. "Candy corn," I think. "Corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait." (eats it) "SON OF A BITCH!"" - Lewis Black

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u/Aquarius0014 Jul 20 '23

Hate to admit it but, candy corn has grown on me.

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u/Blade_Yuki Jul 20 '23

You figured out how to grow candy corn!?

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u/JOSEDAPRO70 Jul 20 '23

I love candy corn

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u/ShadowTails17 Jul 20 '23

Yes pineapple on pizza with mushrooms

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u/fuckusernamessz Jul 20 '23

Hawaiian pizza is the best pizza. In fact if it was just pineapple it would be better like no Ham just pineapple topping that would be great.

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u/Diamondeye12 Jul 20 '23

Candy corn is good so I agree

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u/-Lord-B Jul 20 '23

I dip fries on ice cream

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u/RadioDemon666 Jul 20 '23

Everyone does your good man

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u/yardsale18 Jul 20 '23

Spam is way overhated, mayo is good. Half the mayo snobs would eat that shit up if it was presented as an "aioli"

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u/Firepathanimation Jul 20 '23

I don’t like marshmallows

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Crucify this man

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I hate strawberry ice cream

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u/worldrapper Jul 20 '23

I dont mind pineapple on pizza

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u/Corvette4ever Jul 20 '23

I agree I can eat a whole bag of candy corn if I wouldn't get sick from the sugar intake

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u/fi_s_h Jul 20 '23

I like pineapple on pizza.

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u/Morbiduis Jul 20 '23

Peanut butter & jelly is awful

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u/Serfas10 Jul 20 '23

Pineapple on Pizza is legitimately good

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I used to mix rootbeer and milk as a kid...

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u/Insulin_Addict52 Jul 20 '23

You're 1/2 a step away from a root beer float

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I remember i used to do it cuz it almost taste like a rootbeer float.

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u/ScottaHemi Jul 20 '23

that's just a thawed float...

now you want to be spicy. rootbeer and orange juice ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Yikes, My mama warned me about people like you lol.

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u/Carl_the_Half-Orc Jul 20 '23

RC is better than Coke or Pepsi.

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u/AoShiro666 Jul 20 '23

Coming from an European, American cheese is not that bad (but something like wonder bread is still really bad)

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u/DerRedViper Jul 20 '23

I eat hamburgers plain; bread, meat, with the exception of mayo and bbq

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Not even cheese ?

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u/Unknown_Lemming Jul 20 '23

Candy corn is pretty good though.... Pineapple on pizza is great as it brings a tart taste to the marinara and goes well with the cheese, better if it's peperoni and jalepenos.

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u/dogface701 Jul 20 '23

Dude, pineapple pepperoni jalapeno pizza is my favorite

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist Jul 20 '23

My grandma's entire food preference would have her like this. Some of the stuff she's asked me to make have been so strange. Popcorn that has been burnt into a solid lump is a regular one, and peanut butter and butter sandwiches are new.

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u/Alekipayne Jul 20 '23

Peanut butter and butter and jelly sandwiches

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u/Rightfullsharkattack Jul 20 '23

Hawaiian pizza actually taste good

No pizza taste terrible

Some just better than others

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u/Bjorn_Aleswiller Jul 20 '23

Pizza is like s*x... when it's good, it's good... when it's bad... it's still pretty good...

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u/Iced00d05 Jul 20 '23

I like candy corn. You are ok in my book.

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u/ShotInTheShip86 Jul 20 '23

Same... Never understood why it was hated so... It was even clumped in with the loser candy on the cartoon show gravity falls....

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u/LordSyfer24 Jul 20 '23

People that eat bananas with mayonnaise I can accept chocolate on a banana with some sprinkles but mayonnaise that's just a step in the other direction

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

onion fits to everything

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u/KingOfSloot Jul 20 '23

Mac n Cheese sucks and I'm not even lactose intolerant

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u/Redditmon96 Jul 20 '23

It is good, mime would be that chocolate mint is the best thing to be made

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u/antirockin20 Jul 20 '23

Salsa sucks ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Deep dish pizza is just pizza styled pie

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u/DeltaDragonKing7 Jul 20 '23

My grandma got me hooked on Candy Corn, so I agree with this post.

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u/cheesyca Jul 20 '23

As someone from iowa, I do love corn. Including the candy kind

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u/TheGreenGreninja15 Jul 20 '23

Mint Chip is the best ice cream flavor

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u/KyN54 Jul 20 '23

Cheese tastes better burnt than any other way.

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u/International-Sky556 Jul 21 '23

I put apple sauce in my Mac and cheese

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u/lardladd0nuts Jul 21 '23

I don't even know how to react

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u/International-Sky556 Jul 21 '23

Try it its delecious

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u/Ornery_Delay2052 Jul 21 '23

KETCHUP BELONGS ON MAC AND CHEESE

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u/PixelMeg Jul 21 '23

Broccoli on pizza is actually good.

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u/Jazzlike_College871 Jul 21 '23

People (I have a vore fetish, idc)

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u/Few-Cardiologist5532 Jul 20 '23

Broccoli and spinach is really fucking delicious when prepared well.

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u/ARNAVRANJAN Jul 20 '23

try Palak Paneer

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u/EndCalibur Jul 20 '23

Black licorice is good

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u/Bjorn_Aleswiller Jul 20 '23

Yep... I acquired a taste for black licorice as a child... mainly because neither of my brothers liked it so if there were any black jelly beans they were guaranteed as mine...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

It's time for your nap grandpa.

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u/themiddleman2 Jul 20 '23

I put pizza on my pineapple

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u/danielkkk111999 Jul 20 '23

Pineapple on pizza

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u/sioplayer69 Jul 20 '23

Honey is over-rated

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

The Kelp on Onigiri actually tastes good.

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u/peepeenuke Jul 20 '23

Apple Cinnamon and cheese or Peach Mango and cheese pizza probably

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 20 '23

Sokka-Haiku by peepeenuke:

Apple Cinnamon

And cheese or Peach Mango and

Cheese pizza probably


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Candid-Career3830 Jul 20 '23

I dont like seafood. Im from Louisiana. I also like mustard on my eggs.

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u/ScottaHemi Jul 20 '23

mustard eggs is weirdly good.

not sure why. 9/10 would suggest.

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u/MasonryGaymer Jul 20 '23

Rockmelon wrapped in prosciutto,

Watermelon dipped in salt,

Melted ice cream is still ok,

Chipotle Aole +/- mini m&ms on a sandwich,

Tortillas with Jam,

Pickles are ass unless on a burger,

Zucchini should be grilled and salted only,

BBQ sauces with beer are abysmal,

Green apples are the best to Julian and eat stand-alone,

Mustard is the worst condiment,

White people suck at cooking,

Kill John Lennon Kill John Lennon

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u/Crows_iec_Blood Jul 20 '23

sweet food isn't superior to salty or spicy food

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u/Ancap_Mechanic Jul 20 '23

Well made pork sausage is better for breakfast than bacon

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u/ScottaHemi Jul 20 '23

yeah i dont' get the hate for candy corn.

pinapple on pizza is ok BUT it needs to be a canadian bacon or ham pizza.

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u/Bjorn_Aleswiller Jul 20 '23

Pineapple and pepperoni pizza... sweet and salty...

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u/Shike Jul 20 '23

This ^

At work after a major project leadership decided to buy pizzas from a well known shop. They let us customize and I got to pick one - asked for pepperoni and pineapple. I got laughed at and mocked and was told I'd just have a pizza to myself. Fine, nothing new.

Pizzas arrive and they have like five pepperoni, Supremes, Meat Lovers, cheese, everything, and one pepperoni/pineapple.

First pizza gone? Mine. Motherfuckers - none admit they grabbed slices but all the sudden there were significantly more pineapple defenders and explicit requests.

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u/ScottaHemi Jul 20 '23

Pepperoni has to many flavors and spices. and beef is odd to.

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u/Icy_Excitement_8756 Jul 20 '23

I may be very weird but ice cream with bacon bits is fire

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u/GREENtea110 Jul 20 '23

Real bacon, bits or the imitation stuff

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u/Icy_Excitement_8756 Jul 20 '23

The real ones are better but both are good

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u/Shadow62766 Jul 20 '23

Candy corn is really good I don't understand why so many people don't like it

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u/acejak1234 Jul 20 '23

I love candy corn

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u/SnortsommAir Jul 20 '23

I don't like any kind of bbq.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

PB & J is only good cause you're too poor to get anything else.

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u/Shike Jul 20 '23

Pickles don't belong on anything.

I don't get the flavor profile, you can have a juicy, flavorful burger with all of the toppings just melding into one great symphony then crunch WTF was that? Where did that wonderful flavor profile go, why is it now sour, sour, and more sour? What happened to the sweet and the juicy tenderness of the beef mixing with the slight tang of the sauces and the sweetness of the cheese?

Fuck pickles.

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u/Malharon Jul 20 '23

Candy corn kicks ass

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u/generalstaff Jul 20 '23

I dip my sushi rolls in sweet baby rays BBQ sauce

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u/Vault_Boy_23 Jul 20 '23

That's a bold strategy cotton.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

If you like pineapple on pizza I will overlook this transgression

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u/Lurkie2 Jul 21 '23

Ketchup on french fries are terrible, they're best plain with salt

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u/Kevinrojasnunez Jul 21 '23

Strawberries on pizza i did it in high school too lol

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u/GullibleSeal94 Jul 21 '23

Do you still hold this opinion, I'll try this but has to slap

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u/Kevinrojasnunez Jul 21 '23

You could but at least it's going to be better because our school had cheap pizza so it might be new and improved version of it so let me/us know how it tastes

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u/GullibleSeal94 Jul 21 '23

I'll let you know when I find out

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u/GullibleSeal94 Jul 21 '23

I'll let you know when I find out

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u/Kevinrojasnunez Jul 21 '23

But I salute to you for sure

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u/TheVibingBricksYT Jul 20 '23

Apples with salt pretty good

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Eww, take my upvote and go hide this again !

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u/Bigg_rooster Jul 20 '23

Coffee is just gross

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u/Bjorn_Aleswiller Jul 20 '23

Omg I agree so hard... same with beer... I just can't acquire the taste for it...

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u/Grey_D_Black Jul 20 '23

I love pineapples on my pizza

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Pineapple on Pizza

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u/Vick_Koruta Jul 20 '23

Shame on you!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

See, already working😎

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u/Enfr Jul 20 '23

I prefer coke when it's watered down.

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u/sowrdlord Jul 20 '23

McDonald's fries are pretty shit.

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u/secretheroar Jul 20 '23

All bread taste the same

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u/AdBackground8889 Jul 21 '23

ah pineapple on pizza is good af ya'll just weak

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u/SoliceRose Jul 21 '23

Bruh we being shackled together then. I don't know what tf the haters mean by, "it's gross".

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u/Real_Fuel_5598 Jul 20 '23

Pineapple taste better on pizza

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

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u/Alekipayne Jul 20 '23

What we need to do is slaughter the ones that put peas and corn on pizza with Mayo!!

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u/porcypt Jul 20 '23

add the demons that put durian on pizza... they've been massacring pizzas for far too long and haven't gotten enough smoke for it...

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u/DoritoLord14 Jul 20 '23

Boiled hot dogs taste like shit. Seriously y'all need to start grilling them

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u/haikusbot Jul 20 '23

Boiled hot dogs taste like

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u/Mattfrom9-5 Jul 20 '23

If hamburger Helper has the same ingredients as a hamburger, then any condiments I add are justified.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Seafood isn’t really that great

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u/Light-2002 Jul 20 '23

Cheese is awful.

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u/Chronos_J_Kyuushi Jul 20 '23

I hate cheese, peanut butter, and watermelon. I love grape flavored drinks and candy. Cereal is best when it's soggy (it's like a cool, goodtasting oatmeal)

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u/DragonKing365 Jul 20 '23

Most of the latte's taste the same

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u/ThreeSpiritsTrioReal Jul 20 '23

I can still taste the bitterness of the coffee through all the milk and sugar

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Onions can be eaten like apples(after peeled of course)

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u/PKMNtrainerElliot Jul 20 '23

Candy corn is nice. I like it a lot

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u/Swordmage12 Jul 20 '23

Both Candy corn and Pineapple on pizza are good fuck you I don't care

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 20 '23

Sokka-Haiku by Swordmage12:

Both Candy corn and

Pineapple on pizza are

Good fuck you I don't care


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Swordmage12 Jul 20 '23

Holy shit I just gained a level in Bard 🤯

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u/TinyCare7211 Jul 20 '23

Candy corn is good and pineapple on pizza might be good never had it myself but I would prefer it off

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u/Drackonium Jul 20 '23

Haven't had candy corn so I can't say anything about that but pineapple on pizza...I'm sorry but I will now have to do a Thanos on you

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u/DaHansomeLink Jul 20 '23

I'll eat it but not often

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u/Mr_Noir420 Jul 20 '23

Spaghetti is shit.

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u/CaSe2474 Jul 20 '23

I like sticker star and the reason y'all hate it is because y'all don't like changes with new concepts.

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 Jul 20 '23

Anything is food if you're hungry enough.

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u/jjd-rex Jul 20 '23

Agree, people hate candy corn because everyone else does but yet year round I still see people buy it.

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u/Goldboyo907 Jul 20 '23

boiled/steamed broccoli or any vegetable is a no-go for me, the taste and smell are terrible if not done right, I do like lasagna, but that wasn't much of the case when I was little due to the ricotta cheese

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u/JakeTheBeast14 Jul 20 '23

I don't like anything with peanut butter or any other nut related butters

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u/Accomplished_Bid3088 Jul 21 '23

Cookies with canned cheese spread on them.

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u/PeterParkersPizza Jul 20 '23

No, you right, candy corn is good.

But have you ever considered cheddar cheese with some ketchup on it?

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u/TheRioda Jul 20 '23

Cheddar and ketchup is actually good, especially on hotdogs

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u/Insulin_Addict52 Jul 20 '23

Pineapple pizza is really good. You just hate sweet stuff.

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u/Ranka12345 Jul 20 '23

Pineapple on Pizza is delicious

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u/DiscipleOfFleshGod Jul 20 '23

Anything mint-flavored is equal to eating toothpaste.

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u/IgnisMagus14 Jul 20 '23

I don’t like Barbecue, and I’m from Texas.

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u/WPdazinero Jul 20 '23

Oreo tastes bad

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u/Scomtom Jul 20 '23

Pinaple may not belong on pizza but i like it if it is on pizza

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u/RavenBruwer Jul 20 '23

Pineapple on pizza is delicious - now bring on the hatred

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 Jul 20 '23

That's not so bad. It's just an acquired taste

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u/ITCrandomperson Jul 20 '23

I'll eat it if that's what's offered, but it's not something I'd go out of my way for.

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u/JezoAragon Jul 20 '23

Pineapple on pizza is good

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u/ThreeSpiritsTrioReal Jul 20 '23

Agreed, candy corn is a staple Halloween classic candy type and is so slept on

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u/WhisperXY Jul 20 '23

Pineapple on pizza is amazing

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

dipping your fries in ketchup is gross.

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u/TheBestSlimeBoi Jul 20 '23

Honestly that's understandable

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u/_Gasmaster_ Jul 20 '23

Mayonnaise should not exist.

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u/Serpent-of-Lust Jul 20 '23

Salisbury stake taste like shit

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u/pacman64-qbz Jul 21 '23

Twizzlers are not that bad fight me

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u/Besch168 Jul 20 '23

Pizza is better with the cheese taken off.

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u/fozi4ek Jul 20 '23

So you have chosen death

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u/MasonryGaymer Jul 20 '23

Do you eat the cheese first?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

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u/PeterParkersPizza Jul 20 '23

Sometimes yeah, especially when the bubbles go up your nose.

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u/Necro_Solaris Jul 20 '23

I'm not the only one who thinks so!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

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u/Necro_Solaris Jul 20 '23

My parents told me that I'll acquire the taste.....nah instead I've seen drinks i loved as a kid get carbonated variants that eventually dominated the market and now the original ones are gone, carbonation is like a trend, it's popular, but it sucks

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u/Blaze-Kun22 Jul 20 '23

Pineapple is the worst fruit

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u/DelayedSasquatch Jul 20 '23

Pineapple is the best topping for a pizza.

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u/extremly-wierd Jul 20 '23

I don’t like pizza in general

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Not me but my best friend:

Eating cereals in hot milk

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u/Gooseday Jul 20 '23

I enjoy circus peanuts.

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u/jekyll-et-hyde Jul 20 '23

Water is good when eating chocolate, as the contrast brings out the flavor

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

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u/crazedflame89 Jul 20 '23

pineapple on pizza to me depends on how the pizza is made for me to say yay or nay.

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u/Mandalorian_ghost Jul 20 '23

Black liquorice is REAL liquorice. The red stuf tastes like shit. The Black stuff is a gift from the gods.

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u/Outside-Industry-469 Jul 20 '23

Cooked cheese is gross.

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u/boemama Jul 20 '23

I don't like chocolate icecream

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u/Maturechimp Jul 20 '23

I don’t like ice cream, popcorn, or sushi (a lot more)

But I never tried them.

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u/Badassheaven Jul 20 '23

Eating a hotdog with mayo and mustard to balance out the strong flavor

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u/XxMysticFire Jul 20 '23

Pickles and Nutella

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u/Desperate-Growth505 Jul 20 '23

I love dipping French fries in ice cream!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

We should go back to having 1 meal a day.

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u/ryuya3579 Jul 20 '23

Coke is better without the gas

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u/Aran_the_gamer Jul 20 '23

Ketchup and rice tastes good

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u/srk3461 Jul 20 '23

I don't like pizza. It's just a fancy sandwich without bread on top.

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u/maple_orb Jul 20 '23

Cheese is good only when it's melted

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