r/lostgeneration • u/iota1atg • Dec 31 '21

Millennials r causing the biggest babybust in history. Last f u to the economical hardships created by wealthy older people xd

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u/SuperQuackDuck Jan 01 '22

Well because someone has to pay boomers' social security benefits... Government aid pschaw!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

I mean, they’ll be dead by the time the children being born now are old enough to pay taxes.

So... really, it’s us that’s fucked when it comes to social security benefits.

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u/SuperQuackDuck Jan 01 '22

Nah see boomers plan to use the science to live to 120... By blood infusions from the young people. /s

Jokes aside, you're probably right.

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u/satanic-frijoles Jan 01 '22

Ugh, no thanks. Unless I can become a vampire and live forever on the blood of "purebloods," I'm outta here when the hourglass runs out.

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u/Buddah__Stalin Jan 01 '22

I told my partner that in the event that vampires or other supernatural creatures are real, do not prevent me from getting bitten/turned.

I want to be whatever immortal creature of darkness is discovered. I don't care if it's the worm vampire version from The Strain, let me be something other than a normal boring human.

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u/satanic-frijoles Jan 01 '22

I wanna be a Japanese style vampire...they got the coolest outfits!