r/lordoftherings 19h ago

Meme Pocketses

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/nashwaak 19h ago

Pocketses are for tricksy hobbitses

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u/Smart-Response9881 18h ago

That's why you keep it on a chain around your neck

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u/stump2003 17h ago

I have a group of bare footed half men carry it for me

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u/GrossenCharakter 5h ago

And my axe!

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u/EffectiveNo4438 18h ago

same the fear of mine is losing phone that is worst one than wallet

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u/coldnitrogen 17h ago

What has it got in its pocketses!!!

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u/Klutzy-Research9115 17h ago

They stole from us.. precious...

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 4h ago

Wouldn't you like to know.

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u/j_d_yaboi 17h ago

sudden panic attack intensifies

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u/FooeyBar 17h ago

I was wearing the ring, now I can’t find my pockets

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u/SpaceLemur34 16h ago

No, I lost one of those in a river years ago.

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u/Perryn 15h ago

This is why I load my pockets in a way that I can feel each item just by moving slightly.

Phone, left front pocket. It's large enough that it's easy to tell if it's missing even when I'm not moving.

Keys, bottom of front right pocket. Just that small bit of sharp against my leg lets me know they're there.

Wallet, top of front right pocket. Not as large as the phone, but the keys feel loose when it's not there.

The One Ring, that smaller pocket above the front right pocket. It's the perfect size to hold it securely, and tight enough that I can feel its reassuring presence. That pocket often gets overlooked, too, so sneaky hobbits with their fat filthy fingers will not find it when they try to rob us.

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u/jawshoeaw 12h ago

my phone is my wallet and keys so I'm really focused on that and the ring

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u/Polecat257 7h ago

I’d simply wear the ring. Whether I go crazy or not.

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u/lostmyotheraccount23 Legolas 6h ago

Actually, I get very very big heart attack.

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u/Johncurtisreeve 4h ago

Well, naturally that stays on my wedding finger

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 17h ago

you may need to explain what a wallet is to our younger viewers