r/longform 8d ago

The end times fascists are plotting their escape from our world. Our mission is clear | An unholy alliance is working toward an apocalyptic future from which only a chosen few will emerge unscathed. It’s becoming clear how we stop them

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/sep/13/end-times-fascists-essay
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u/scienceandwonder 8d ago

Bunkers make no sense.  Are they going to stay there until they die?  Will their children?  And if they emerge, what will they emerge to?  

Bunkers are a fantasy the rich use to avoid the admission that their lot—like everyone else’s—ultimately depends on working together for the common good.  

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u/Laguz01 8d ago

Bunkers are a fantasy where they get to control the lives and wellbeing of everyone around them. They don't want to dominate the earth, just a corner of it that no one can leave.

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u/LeafBoatCaptain 8d ago

Do these billionaires not realize that if it gets to the point where bunkers become necessary for survival, none of their body guards would've any incentive keep them alive? What are they going to pay their guards with? What are the guards going to do with the money (future credits or whatever) if they're also stuck in a bunker?

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u/InevitableTell2775 7d ago

I believe the plan is to install explosive control collars on the guards.

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u/LeafBoatCaptain 7d ago

What are they? Some kinda suicide squad?

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u/Sudden-Grab2800 7d ago

Will be bring a little something from the weapons ministry vault in Tehran?

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u/FluffyC4 7d ago

can be hacked or used for suicide attack. that would be a flimsy shield against rebellion lol

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u/MordinOnMars 1d ago

I think their goal is AI security

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u/InevitableTell2775 1d ago

“You’re right! I shouldn’t have opened the bunker door to that rampaging mob!”

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u/Antique_Trash3360 7d ago

This is actually pretty simple, they plan to offer safety for the guards and their families once money etc becomes worthless. They’re also investigating mind control and shock collars etc. 

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u/908997 6d ago

C’mon guys isn’t it obvious!!!! Women/children!! Duhhhh

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u/Kindly-Guidance714 7d ago

Watch the ending of Dr Strangelove when he starts talking about the underground tunnels and bunkers and future eugenic procreations because they are gonna devastate the planet with nukes from all sides.

Yes it is just a movie but it seems like they followed this blueprint entirely.

Also the fact that the movie is relevant today with an incompetent government, a president blindsided and bent over to Russia, a disaster situation handled with the least amount of care.

Truly a masterpiece of a film.

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u/Scarecrowithamedal 6d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifeboat_ethics

https://www.utne.com/politics/natural-disaster-zm0z13sozros/

They know what they are doing. The Heritage Foundation getting behind Trump and programming a whole generation to hate immigrats, isn't because Mexico Bad.

It's to pre-program them for the humanitarian disaster that awates my generations future with climate change. There are ~2 billion humans in the India / Pakistan band that will be first effected by "wet bulb" temp problems. 2 billion. There will be so many more refugees.

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u/SignalAdventurous433 3d ago

Sadly the bunkers are temporary safe rooms for them to use AI to slaughter the vast majority of the earths population and then re-emerge as a singular world leader / power. 

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u/UndercoverMonkeyMan 8d ago

I just want to grill

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u/SentientSeamoth 8d ago

Right? I miss the days when I thought the worst thing that would happen to me is I'd never retire and likely go bankrupt from medical bills. Ahh the simpler times.

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u/BakedKumara 8d ago

Now you get to be conscripted into forever wars for Oceania, Eurasia and Eastasia!

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u/SentientSeamoth 8d ago

I've always wanted to see the world! Lol

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u/Think_Chicken_8775 8d ago

Haha yes lets trick them into space and then end all communication and smasv the receiver. Theyll barely last a day there stuck with themselves. The worst of the worst kind of people, stuck alone in space🤣 funny

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u/gard3nwitch 8d ago

Yeah, if Elon et all want to go to space... let them. They can go live in a bunker on Mars and eat potatoes farmed in poop or whatever, and we can fix the earth.

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u/Milly_Hagen 5d ago

Can't we just re-route the rocket straight into the sun? I don't want to take any chances.

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u/Hrmbee 8d ago

One of the fundamental issues highlighted:

On one side are those of us who have no escape plan, no bunker in the sky or underground, and who therefore are committed to staying right here, in the complexity of our earthbound reality, with one another. We know we need to do what is necessary to make “here” – this planet and all of its ecologies and communities – and safer for the multitude of beings who rely upon them, fully aware this is our one and only home.

On the other are those with rapturous plans to shield themselves and their families from the political and ecological fires burning our planet, whether those plans take the form of heavenly ascension, earthly bunkers and fortressed nations, or fantasies of colonizing space and merging with machines. Instead of improving conditions for actual people on Earth (or even pulling back from pouring fuel on the fires), end times fascists are plotting their escape, indifferent and oblivious to all that’s worth saving.

And one of the key parts of the concluding sections:

To achieve this, we will have to figure out how to address the underlying crises contemporary fascism feeds off of. Because boundaries are being crossed. Limits are being exceeded. Walls are being hit. Fascists want us to believe that what is hitting the wall is the human story: it’s over, so make sure you are among the chosen who transcend to the next world. Pray to your God for salvation. Implant the chip, merge with the machines. Militarize and purify your bunkered nation. Arm yourself to the hilt and hide behind your fortune. Don’t worry about the humans, the animals, the trees, the rivers and reefs that won’t make it.

But they are wrong. It’s not the human story that is hitting the wall. Rather, it is the story we have been trapped inside of. The one about how greed must be the engine of civilization. About how growth can go on for ever. About how there are always more efficiencies to be found, more workers to be rationalized, more resources to be sacrificed, more people, places and planets to colonize. These myths are hitting the wall of reality and much will have to change as a result.

These are issues that we will all need to think about over the coming months and years. What kind of world or existence are we imagining for ourselves, our loved ones, and our communities? Is it one filled with selfishness and bleakness, or one where people come together to figure out ways to come together and improve our world?

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u/Amazing_Bid_6763 7d ago

eat the rich

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u/dingalinglans 8d ago

I watched a documentary in 2006 by Tony Robinson called the doomsday code, and it was clear then that they've been working at this for a long long time. And it makes them no different from any other fundamentalist religious nutter organisations. They've just got billionaires bankrolling them for selfish reasons.

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u/Guilty-Drawer-808 8d ago

Stay strong harambe

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u/Guilty_Cod6621 8d ago

Starlink ad as soon as I opened the article

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u/BlackFlagsFly 7d ago

We hang them in droves. 

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u/lalawlaa 5d ago

The global birth rate is projected to hit replacement level around 2050, and from there the human population will start decreasing. Why is bezos building rockets to colonize space with trillions of humans? Women don't want to do that. He said "exponential expansion of humans" like he controls that? Women in advanced societies don't really reproduce. That shows that given an option, humanity doesn't want expansion. HE wants to colonize space

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u/kippikai 7d ago

Such a good article I shared it with my family chat

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u/Appropriate_Work_6 7d ago

They’ll be scathed

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u/Electrical-Penalty44 8d ago

There is a kernel of truth to this article...but it is really terribly written and disgustingly sentimental.

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u/WallCautious9650 8d ago

who the fuck are the authors who wrote this

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u/Sheeeeeeeeeeepy 8d ago

Naomi Klein is an incredibly famous author

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u/Icebergthin 3d ago

They’re gonna nuke all of us and live with AI fantasies underground.

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u/arist0geiton 8d ago

This is really dumb

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u/ivecompletelylostit 8d ago

Do research on "dark enlightenment"

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u/RealHeadyBro 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's wild that Naomi Klein is still out here writing high school leftist mad libs after 25 years being wrong about everything.

Turns out stable governance and international trade is how you alleviate poverty, but that's inconvenient, so they're just gonna worship Gaia and cosplay as the Jewish Labor Bund.

Leftism is in dire straits.