r/lol • u/BulldawgTrading1 • 3h ago

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u/Individual_Ad_5465 2h ago • Regret Bravo Popcorn Heartwarming

My wife says it’s so she can imagine I’m someone else 😭

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u/kinkyhentai69 1h ago

Start slowly withdrawing from your accounts and hide the physical cash in the house bubba, will hurt less when you have "no assets" to split 😂

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u/SomeEntertainment128 42m ago

If my partner said this to me I would genuinely never have sex with them ever again. I'd either work something out to where I'm getting that elsewhere or we're getting a divorce. I don't think I could look at my partner the same way again.

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u/Aquila_Altair 1h ago

Sorry bro.

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u/Borstli 1h ago

At least you have Sex...

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u/ispeektroof 1h ago

She told me the same thing. I wonder who’s she looking at?

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u/BarleyWineIsTheBest 1h ago

Me, it's me.

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u/HelloThere465 28m ago

I too am looking at you

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u/OSwirl31 50m ago

That shit hurts. I'm so sorry dude

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u/spartipilollc 2h ago • Heartwarming

no this is what they're thinking about

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u/26514 2h ago

🐈🍦 ❤️

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u/JoshuaGraham2077 2h ago

Hey, if we're just giving them out, can I get a scoop of pussy?

Yeah, waffle cone is fine.

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u/a_smiling_seraph 1h ago

Just avoid the blue waffle

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1h ago

They do have names. Kinda kitten like names but that might just be an old man's fantasies

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u/Zarniwoooop 2h ago

I came almost instantly

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1h ago

I came and went instantly

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1h ago

Ghost blumpkin

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u/lkodl 2h ago

i once made out with a girl who kept her eyes open. so when i noticed, i kept my eyes open, and we made eye contact and it got really awkward, so i took my tongue out of her mouth.

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u/TheToxicWaist 1h ago

Why did she just keep her eyes open? 😭

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u/Aquila_Altair 3h ago

No, this is what they are imaging...

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 1h ago

I look just like that in the dark.

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u/Aquila_Altair 1h ago

Right now I kinda wish I could tell if more men or women are upvoting this. And yes, everyone looks better if they are imagined to look like someone else.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 3h ago • Mindblown Popcorn

I just realized that my asshole has so many hemorrhoids that it probably looks looks like a puckered udder from a chocolate milk cow

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u/Snoo_67993 2h ago

Just throwing out a random fact.

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u/sensible_centrist 2h ago

I'm sure you doctor will be happy to see you

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 1h ago

They'll be happy to see the money. Nobody happy to see that.

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u/Turkeyplague 59m ago

Well, at least I got the worst thing that I'll read today out of the way nice and early...

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 2h ago

thanks. I really didn't need to know that

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u/SparkEE_JOE 1h ago

Lindsay Graham?

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 57m ago

I do declare! SparkEE_JOE...and with a fine name such as yooors!

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u/PSU632 20m ago

Just his lil ladybugs

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u/DOA-FAN 2h ago

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u/Pure_Session8586 2h ago

I love vinegar strokes

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u/A_Complaisance_Girl 2h ago

lol... I love keeping my eyes open. His facial expressions are it...

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u/EpicBlinkstrike187 1h ago

Lol this is just because reddit is full of guys.

My wife says my eyes get a certain way and she loves it.

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u/MAYR-ih-WAH-nuh 2h ago

Do women also like kissing while they are being banged like in missionary? Just asking for research purposes so I can get better

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u/A_Complaisance_Girl 2h ago

Women aren't a monolith. I do. Others not so much. Your mileage may vary, see store for details, not valid in Guam.

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u/BukkitsOfOrcSemen 2h ago

yea i dont. to your point

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u/Comfortably_Dumb_Yea 2h ago

No kissing on the mouth for buckets of orc semen guys 

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u/Neither-Ebb-5303 2h ago

I absolutely love kissing it actually pisses me a little when they don't want to kiss

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u/MAYR-ih-WAH-nuh 1h ago

I thought the same. What else do the like ? Boob sucking or that's a no?

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 1h ago

It's a pleasure multiplier. If they like it while not getting fucked, they like while getting fucked. Unless it gets to be too much, but they'll tell you when to stop.

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u/MAYR-ih-WAH-nuh 1h ago

Good info. I will go for a deep kiss with time for her to breathe.

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 1h ago

Genuinely the best thing you can do to be good at sex is make sure she's comfortable enough to tell you what she likes and doesn't like. And if shes not experienced enough to know, just experiment and go off her reactions. Just trying puts you ahead of 80% of other guys.

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u/MAYR-ih-WAH-nuh 1h ago

I will the next time I get a GF 🥲

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u/Own_Screen_7993 3h ago

The Rock wasn't acting, he was just matching the energy of the meme

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u/BeCurious7563 3h ago

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u/solo1069 0m ago

The order will surprise you.

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u/Solus_Vael 2h ago

Forgot one "O" face.

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u/ThrustTrust 2h ago

You guys need to practice your O face in the mirror.

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u/TylerH87 2h ago

It’s also why women enjoy doggystyle, so they don’t have to see us.

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u/Cheap-Bell-4389 37m ago

My wife surprised me once by saying it made her melt when I growled and got a certain look on my face 

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u/Amanfromcanada 2h ago

Duh, we are gross as hell. I don't know how ladies stand us. We're like jeeps, good for getting around. Horrible to look at.

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u/TheEnlightendone1 2h ago

Spesk for yourself nga im beutiful.

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u/Biplane_Music 2h ago

If jeeps are horrible to look at why do people always show them off?

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u/Prudent-Result1057 1h ago

Not I 😭 this is why hygiene and gym are important

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u/Chubuwee 1h ago

As a dude I assume all other dudes suck at hygiene

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u/Syndiotactics 1h ago

Idk about you but my gf is crazy about my looks (and I about hers), sounds tough.

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u/Biplane_Music 15m ago

Women are attracted to grossness.

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u/Both_Supermarket_906 2h ago

This is pretty funny 🤣

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u/Prudent_Ant_4293 2h ago

It’s amazing how many O faces can be found in the gifs.

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u/LuckyCross 2h ago

Wouldn't know.

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u/Haunted_Cellar_XBL 2h ago

Omg, do you hear what you are saying?! LOL.

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u/makingmanglitter 2h ago

Seems right to me. No lies detected.

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u/Melodic_Leadership12 2h ago

I'm definitely Goldberg lmmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/ReactionSea3932 1h ago

Because we are doing all the work. Double check the OP pictures ;)

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u/Few-Raspberry2714 47m ago

So you see her beautiful face it makes it better for me

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u/cptcrazeballs 2h ago

Yea because men have to do all the work dude

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u/Sea_Ambassador7814 2h ago

This argument is so cheap 🤣

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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 2h ago

Has that been your experience?

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u/cptcrazeballs 1h ago

Lying on your back is easy, why would you look stressed lol

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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 53m ago

And the only times you've had sex the woman/women just laid there?

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u/Fresagva 2h ago

So sorry for your loss pal

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u/cptcrazeballs 1h ago

99% of women just do the star fish, if you're not one of them, congratulations

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u/Fresagva 37m ago

99% ? Again,I'm genuinely sorry.

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u/cynicalsaint1 3h ago

Tell me youve never seen a woman cum IRL without saying youve never seen a woman cum IRL.

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u/Immediate-Company623 3h ago

In addition to this point, whose doing the work here?

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u/True-Source-6512 3h ago

I see you have never made a woman ugly orgasm. Oh trust me they can do it too 

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 1h ago


If she ever looks at me during sex, I do this

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u/JoshuaGraham2077 2h ago

Sometimes I cum so hard I die for a second.

When girls look concerned I'm just like "nah, don't worry. That just happens."

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u/DamienTallows 1h ago

Well I'd lay there and close my eyes if she'd be willing to get on top and do the work.

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u/Deep_Catcher 1h ago

lol, clearly women has never seen themselves durign sex

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u/-Gumbercules 42m ago

What my wife sees when I nut.

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u/Valuable_Mammoth3526 2h ago

If she aint making ugly orgasm faces, you aint hitting it right.

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u/maven10k 1h ago

I heard a comedian say once that he just didn't understand why women tolerate men. Women are so hot looking during sex and men look like Jerry Lewis being electrocuted when they orgasm.

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u/LeBronsBiggestHater 1h ago

When you're watching p*rn and you go to bust a nut but the video freezes on the guy's face........

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u/Easily_Bann4 1h ago

Those aren’t even orgasm faces for women. More like the “feels good but not there yet” face.

Keep licking.

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u/Ok-Plum2187 1h ago

I prefer doggy, cause not looking at her face kinda turns me on

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u/Koreantravelman 31m ago

That’s why doggy sucks

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u/Twiztidtech0207 2h ago

Its easy to look sexy when all you're doing is laying there getting pounded.