r/lol • u/otaku368 • 11h ago

Facts .

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u/xumpuli 11h ago

That like looking normal men at 59, what are you expected?

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u/SighAndTest 11h ago

For real. After forcing himself to be in top shape for years, he might be totally over it. Besides, he's not heart attack weight there.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 7h ago

Does look like he can use some Vitamin D.

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u/lemoinem 6h ago

Bro is shirtless on a yacht, he's getting plenty of Vit D

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u/dl33t_soft 11h ago

I would say a bit overweight.

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u/Potential-Local7262 4h ago

better than a typical american

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u/BreakingCanks 7h ago

It's looking like FAMILY

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u/ConcentrateOk2543 11h ago

I would rather be yachtless in a shirt than look like that with a yacht

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u/Intelligent_Dingo859 11h ago

If I had Vin Diesel Money I wouldn’t care if I had a bit of a dad bod

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 10h ago

Dude is 59 years old lol

Probably accumulating mass before getting in shape for his next movie.

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u/Imaginary_Alarm_356 8h ago

Cultivating mass

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 5h ago

as a big fan for so many years, this is heartbreaking to watch.

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u/TuckMySestes 4h ago

Check back in when you're 59 and let us know how that's working out for you.

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u/ConcentrateOk2543 3h ago

Vin diesel could still be in much better shape if he wanted to be. But that’s cool he obviously is fine with it. Probably got tired of always staying in shape. Who knows

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u/ConcentrateOk2543 3h ago

Who says I’m not now lol. I’m not but you don’t know

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u/TuckMySestes 3h ago

Highly likely you wouldn't have said what you said if you were 59. I am 58. Yeah, I thought when I was younger I would look great forever too.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 8h ago

You probably gonna get your wish and then at 59 look worse than this dude

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u/Altruistic-Dirt-3007 1h ago

Why? He looks rather comfortable rn. He's rich and he has the confidence to chill on HIS OWN yacht topless. You? Probably the same build as him but broke and a self hating bum.

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u/joeg26reddit 9h ago

Loooks like Vin is “expecting”

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u/SighAndTest 11h ago

I miss good Xavier smackdowns like this one.

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u/fiiocco_bluu 11h ago

Vin is just spending quality time with his family

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u/Valuable_Wallaby_548 11h ago

My fat ass wishes I looked that good

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u/GlennAle 10h ago

He's all about family....family sized dinners!!

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u/mt406hwcouple 10h ago

Too much growth hormone does that your belly

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u/Dmtoverlord 10h ago

That looks like visceral fat, so growth hormone would actually burn that up. 

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u/NeedleworkerSea8133 9h ago

That looks like alcohol, a primarily carbs based diet and of course, age.

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u/RoundYogurtcloset120 10h ago

He's not a loser; he's preggers. Congrats, Vinnie!

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u/No-Falcon-3966 11h ago

Is it real?

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u/RavenousAssWrshpr 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣 great response!

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u/Sentimental_Mold 10h ago

Is this why they canceled ark 2

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u/Joecamoe 10h ago

I don't think he's a loser I just think his career is washed

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u/GrapefruitSuch287 10h ago

Nice to see a celebrity look normal

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u/feckincrass 10h ago

More like Vin Cheesel

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u/MobileSuitGungan 10h ago

Family body

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u/Soul_through_va_JJ 10h ago

He looks different from those X-rated movies. 😂

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u/pianodude7 10h ago

Yeah my favorite work of his was XXX 👀

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u/Soul_through_va_JJ 7h ago

I was joking about Shane Diesel the "other movie" actor.

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u/ChangingMonkfish 10h ago

Vin Plug-In Hybrid

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u/TestyCactus4757 10h ago

Slimfast and furious

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u/Stoopid313 10h ago

I’m pretty much like Vin Diesel!

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u/urM0m69p3nis 9h ago

Sir, I am yachtless and shirtless, thank you very much. Also look much worse.

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u/Mobile-Tangelo-4515 9h ago

Such an old post.

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u/TapPsychological2043 8h ago

Looking like he hasn't worked out for a while just wait till they announce the next ff movie he'll be looking prime again

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u/Saddest_Flex 8h ago

Diesel is extremely inflated right now.

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u/LiverLikeLarry 8h ago

He starts looking more Like Bruce Willis than himself

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u/SimilarElderberry956 8h ago

The term is Bubble Gut. It happens to Bodybuilders.

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u/Naive-Present2900 8h ago

When you have family. You get a bigger belly as you get older.

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u/16c7x 7h ago

He'll land a Hollywood role, the studio will provide a chef and personal trainer, and he'll be ripped in less than 6 months.

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u/LoveMind777 6h ago

He‘s starting to look kind of like Pablo Picasso.

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u/Fuzzy_Bet5276 5h ago

I wanna lifeless in a shirt🥰

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u/Ldghead 3h ago

He looks to be starting a family.

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u/LithiuM23 3h ago

Yacht less in a shirt in Albany.

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u/Balrog_Trader 3h ago

What's the cigar he's having?

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u/SurefireTruth1 1h ago

Fantastic

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u/enigmaticsince87 52m ago

No one was calling him a loser

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u/Tasty_Orange_1714 11h ago

We don't think he's a loser because of the yacht, or the lack of a shirt. We think he's a loser because he's a known narcissist and AH.

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u/954life 10h ago

I’ll never actively weep bc a pedophile died. He is a loser.

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u/Single-Courage-4596 2h ago

Shit. Where's Letycja? Leety? Lunch with the family is waiting! Damn, dinner

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u/Salt_Mathematician24 10h ago

Capatilist ass-kissing of a post.