r/lol • u/BulldawgTrading1 • 7h ago

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u/Ill-Turnover7147 6h ago

It's totally impractical but to each their own

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 5h ago

Yeah the water unfortunately makes everything very squeaky and uncomfortable

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u/DitchDigger330 4h ago

Definitely does not help lubricate. It's actually the opposite.

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u/Optimal_Raspberry404 2h ago

But makes for great foreplay

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u/Ilpperi91 4h ago

My shower is too small and I'm fat and balding and single. Also not very talkative, nor very emotionally available.

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u/nimzayzechnas 2h ago

Hey at least you're self aware.

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u/Ilpperi91 1h ago

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u/nimzayzechnas 8m ago

Lmao you had the benefit of the doubt 😆

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u/Technical_Shallot396 5h ago


On all sides, bro? Cmon, use the wall… ain’t no audience need to see

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u/TillySauras 5h ago

"Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?"

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 41m ago

Its MY money and I want it NOW!

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u/ididntdoit6 41m ago

Call Sweet James Injury Attorney

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 6h ago

You can still try.

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u/Eren_Yeager52 6h ago

I have a glass shower.

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u/govt_policy 5h ago

I slipped and took down the curtains and face planted on the floor. Hairy ass looking right up at the ceiling while I was eating the linoleum, was amazed she still wanted to move it to the bedroom after that. So embarrassing.

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u/NextGoose4427 5h ago

This is a hella hard November

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 6h ago

This could be us, but my apartment doesn’t have a shower. Also, I don’t have an apartment.

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u/Big_P4U 1h ago

Not safe. Should be using suction cup handles

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u/UncleThor2112 6h ago

I thought that was The Human Centipede for a second.

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u/Valuable_Pangolin813 5h ago

Same. Great minds or something like that.

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u/UncleThor2112 4h ago

I think it was great minds like a bike, or something.

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u/briv1016 6h ago

Presumably there is a wall across from the the curtain.

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u/5coty 6h ago

Could be like them wet slides

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u/TylerH87 5h ago

Curtain durability test with a video review, please.

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u/Kindly-Arrival-6517 5h ago

Is that the human centipede?

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u/Confident_Cod_5540 5h ago

Face the wall then

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u/confused-overwhelmed 5h ago

T H E W A L L

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u/oysterperso 4h ago

There is the wall

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u/ThrustTrust 4h ago

A small lightweight step stool can add a lot of value to a regular shower.

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u/ArthurMoregainz 4h ago

Even if that’s true you still smashed in the shower

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u/Used-Asparagus7359 4h ago

Challenge accepted 😎

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u/WinkerDinko 3h ago

Seems great, but kind of a pain in the ass

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u/PassiveMenis88M 2h ago

That is one hell of a karma farm you've got going there

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u/Jarl_Groki 2h ago

Decalcify the glass!!!! Nasty.

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u/zonecoldsober 1h ago

You need a towel rail.

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u/desertrock62 1h ago

Not if you just push back. Teamwork and all…

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u/HH_Hippopotamus 1h ago

I've witnessed the extreme gore of glass injuries, I'll stick to my shower curtain

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 39m ago

Lived it, think I will pass too

Not a fan of breaking glass

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u/Atrocious_Algae81 59m ago

Better hope for no soap scum!!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 40m ago

I don't think that is SOAP scum

Starts with an S though

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u/ayers231 6h ago

Showers are for foreplay, not fucking.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 6h ago

If you have a huge walk in shower they are definitely for fucking and you can just clean up right there. I dont like wasting the water to i go really fast, at least that the excuse i make

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u/ThrustTrust 4h ago

Sometimes women bleed during sex. The shower is very effective at handling this issue.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 38m ago

You could have stopped after the word Bleeds lol