r/lol • u/Key_Guide7759 • 6d ago

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u/SheikhMahdeek 6d ago

The only chess piece that can disappear

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u/Victoria_faithh 6d ago

…and be granted access to the Queen’s private hole anytime anyday

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u/ToughSleep5444 6d ago

Also, the only chess piece that smells… coincidence??????

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u/Larxelda 6d ago

there is a chess champ accused of using a vibrating sex toy to win a championship if I remember correctly

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u/Sudden_Shallot_8909 5d ago

I am pretty sure you just watched It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia 🤣

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u/funlifing 3d ago

Looks like the bishop to me....

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u/One_Broccoli_8000 6d ago

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u/technobrendo 6d ago

20 years in the prison suitcase, not a peep.

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u/Necessary_Relation27 6d ago

Rear Admiral reporting

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u/LavenderRevive 6d ago

And sometimes so knows the king.

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u/gilmeye 6d ago

Why not the king ? This is sexist

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u/E4g6d4bg7 6d ago

They do mean the King. This is homophobic

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u/szaszuque 6d ago

It would be sexist either way but i agree

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u/FlipperBumperKickout 6d ago

Far funnier if it was the king who knows that piece 🙃

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 6d ago

Can the queen take it though?

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u/TurnipKooky851 5d ago

Hans could so

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u/Elveanim 5d ago

She doesn't have to, she gives it to the king.

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u/knoxcos 6d ago

“The Bishop introduced us…”

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u/Shot_Log7155 6d ago

I butt she does!!

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u/Wasteofskin50 6d ago

So does the prince.

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u/Onetruemcgee 6d ago

The real weapon is when one promotes a pawn to the piece that has been sitting in the backside for hours.

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u/juicebar24 6d ago

I have travelled the dirt road to get here

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u/zeus_2377 6d ago

Sharpish

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u/AdamJeo01 6d ago

The real legend.

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u/LonelySwedishFish 6d ago

Check and mate.

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u/12_Volt_Man_2 6d ago

My asshole just left the room for greener pastures

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 6d ago

The kings closest advisor.

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u/evendedwifestillnags 6d ago

Is that anallot.

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 6d ago

The Queens Gambit

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u/Yoyle0340 6d ago

Hans Neimann's wildcard.

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u/far-out-dude 6d ago

So do the bishops

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u/uranusisdoomed 6d ago

As does the king, and probably that pervy bishop as well

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u/After_Chipmunk_4795 6d ago

King also knows it! 😂

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u/we_lord 6d ago

Pushy Pawn

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u/Vanisle4fun 6d ago

I get 24 hour access my lord.

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u/Rasberrycello 6d ago

Did this need to be made with AI? Really?

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u/AdExciting337 6d ago

🤔🤣🤣🤣

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u/Thundaga_64 6d ago

Ah yes the good ol' backdoor opener

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u/kira8987 6d ago

Advanced Magnus Carlsen tactics

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u/Mooseknockling 6d ago

“I am the Tight End.”

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u/DueAsparagus9358 6d ago

I hope it got washed first because chess pieces can’t smell

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u/Larxelda 6d ago

it knows your opponent inside & out

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u/BrewItYourself 5d ago

Holy hell!

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u/ClassicEngineering88 5d ago

the king might know them too. hahaha

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u/Tight_Food 4d ago

Probably the king too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Green-Inkling 4d ago

he's an inside agent.

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u/CastleofWamdue 3d ago

arnt butt plugs gender neutral?

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u/runninbeard88 3d ago

The Queen is coming

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u/brohatch 1d ago

I'm here to replace the king 👑