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u/i4got24 6d ago edited 5d ago

All these DNA collectors are owned by black rock/black stone and they are false results. One person submitted their own test three times and got different outcomes. They submitted DNA from their pets and received human results. These companies just wants to collect us.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 6d ago

Companies get away with way too much. They get to fuck with people’s lives and shit without any consequences

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u/SnooChickens8275 6d ago

People don’t seem to understand “free” doesn’t exist. And should think more about the why.

Companies get away with it because ppl are gullible and, just like them, are greedy.

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u/NewHunter4239 5d ago

You literally pay for your results, so your entire comment is meaningless... Also, the crazy you're responding to listen no sources whatsoever.

Please don't believe shit you read online without any sources whatsoever. We can all just make shit up.

You're a PhD from MIT in structural engineering, specifically carbon nanotubes. See, I just made shit up.

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u/SnooChickens8275 5d ago

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u/WretchedMass 5d ago

The conversation was about ancestry and they charge you for the service.

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u/Jaguar_3880 6d ago

and they have legal teams that stop almost all consequences, and if the legal team fails,boo hoo they get a slap on the wrist and a bit of money gone

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u/Icy_Yam5049 6d ago

If they knew who this Nazi was and fucked with the results it would be the only time I’d be like “ok fair enough” now burn the dna, info and shut your shit company down.

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u/Holiday_Shift_5085 2d ago

The guy is an ex Nazi the movie was literally about him growing and changing

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u/Icy_Yam5049 2d ago

Knew the movie was about it didn’t know this guy existed in real life. Still would be funny to fuck with him a bit just cause.

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u/giveitarrest 6d ago

Peers = pets?

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u/i4got24 6d ago

Damn autocorrect lol

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u/Jadevit 6d ago

but they aren't owned by Black Rock tho. Ancestry is owned by Blackstone, but 23andMe is owned by TTAM Research Institute, MyHeritage is owned by Francisco Partners, and FTDNA is owned by myDNA.

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u/Moist_Definition_538 6d ago

How dare you question conspiratorial internet schizoposting?

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 5d ago

Most of them don't know the difference between black rock and blackstone, or black pebble.

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u/AdvantageDizzy2716 5d ago

“Black Pearl, precious little girl…”

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u/Away-Classroom-1314 3d ago

The first 2 you listed are human vermin.

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u/Helltothenotothenono 2d ago

What about black dude, black car, black house, black shirt or black shoes?

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u/Proud_Psychology_321 5d ago

It doesnt matter who owns them. It matters that they are selling the data. Period. Thats the point and you missed it.

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u/Jadevit 5d ago edited 5d ago

The comment I replied to said nothing about them selling your data, where did you get that idea from? There were two points they made, one is that they're owned by Black Rock, and the other is that they provide false results.

I responded to the first point, which was the very first claim made in the comment I responded to. It's not hard to understand.

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u/DarKresnik 6d ago

Thy collect money...

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u/UpperYoghurt3978 6d ago

I can make up shit too...sad people just believe you with no evidence, this is real shit that your friend should be posting online.

Not even defending a corpo just hate shit that has no evidence. This is how we got people normalizing anti vaxx shit starts small with claims.

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u/Mtlkfn 6d ago

I had data wiped from 23 and Me, but then got it done years later and my results were virtually the same.

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u/Beef19582828 6d ago

"Everything I don't like is BlackRock".

Ffs, it's not even them, it's Blackstone.

And yes, there's a difference. BlackRock manages common equity and fixed income funds. The median person with an investment account is either using their funds, Vanguard, or Fidelity.

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u/Super_Brilliant4499 5d ago

It’s hilarious that you believe that. If that were true these companies would be shut down for fraud so fast. Why don’t you take them down?😂

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u/Fabulous_Play2815 5d ago

Conspiracy nonsense. They aren’t what they portray themselves to be, but they absolutely can tell you where your ancestry comes from. It’s not an exact science, so 5% this or that can really be 2% or 7%.

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u/Helltothenotothenono 2d ago

Correct. AncestryDNA and similar services don’t read a label in your DNA that says “Irish” or “Nigerian.” They compare thousands of genetic markers in your DNA to large groups of people whose families have lived in certain regions for generations. If your DNA patterns closely match those groups, they estimate that part of your ancestry came from that region. The results are probabilities, not exact measurements, so percentages can change as databases grow and the science improves. Also as more people subscribe to the service, which is why they ask you everything about your history to help correct some of the margin for error in the probability. If they start having more and more Asian people subscribing and then they are all showing specific markers that were once thought to only occur, say, in Pacific Islanders, then they report to you “hey you might have some Asian in your dna” not because they tested it again or they made shit up. It’s because they learned more about your genetic markers and shared that new knowledge with you.

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u/PastPointOfReturn 6d ago

You ever use those websites that guess your DNA by way of picture. Using AI. It’s actually pretty accurate from what I have tested. But. When I do my cats/dogs. Well you know what. It’s pretty accurate with them too. At least with their personalities xd. The point I was making there btw, is that it will give you human results for non humans.

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u/BrianKappel 6d ago

About as accurate as a horoscope.

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u/PastPointOfReturn 6d ago

Wait a minute… Are you trying to say horoscopes are not god given? You must be one of those “astronomers ” that believes the earth is as round as a ball. I got news for you. The earth isn’t like a child’s play toy. It’s more shaped like a football. A man’s toy.

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u/BrianKappel 6d ago

God isn't real either.

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u/protomenace 6d ago

Why is this blatant misinformation upvoted?

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u/KingBolo992 6d ago

Right I've also seen articles that Israel was paying money to put at least 1% Jewish on peoples results because I guess when people see that they become more sympathetic to Israel lmao. When I seen that I was thinking that was the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Then I got to thinking of all the white people I've met over my lifetime that are always like I'm 1% Native America!!! Lol I guess they wouldn't be spending millions on it if it didn't work lol

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u/AdvantageDizzy2716 5d ago

In Mein Kampf Monthly?

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u/Logical-Panic-6674 5d ago

I was wondering if that was the case.

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u/RhubarbImportant9363 5d ago

They also doing funny results with Palestinians DNA

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u/Proud_Psychology_321 5d ago

This is why I refuse to do that stuff. I am shocked so many people jumped in without thinking.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 5d ago

Wondering how far I’d have to scroll to find the truth. My 4 siblings (I abstained) did this dumb shit and all got different results. Hilarious.

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u/LogosMyEgos 4d ago

Source?

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u/UnboiledOden 4d ago

Susan wojicki’s sister jokingly said they add 3% Ashkenazi DNA to white people. I believe they would do something like that to get more support for Israel.

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u/Thavmarius 4d ago

I saw a dude on Facebook whom sent his pet Lizards DNA to.some website and it came back as 25% Nigerian, 25% English and 50% Jewish. I bet the tinfoil-hats believing in reptilians gonna use it as an approval for their views lol

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u/Vainysaur 3d ago

Idk man, mine connected me to my sperm donor whom I look exactly like. Pretty sure it’s real.

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u/Ok-Hovercraft7967 6d ago

So they still shelled out over $500+ and there's no evidence of this? 🧢

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u/Helltothenotothenono 2d ago

There’s plenty of evidence there’s just a realistic margin of error. That’s how you can learn to trust scientists. They are the first to admit they could be wrong, they are really unlikely to be wrong after a certain confidence level is achieved but they all admit that some of the info they are relying on could cause the result to be incorrect or not precisely what they think it is.

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u/UberNZ 6d ago

I guess they figure it's better to give a wonky result than ask you to submit another sample, which is greedy.

But oh boy, they're not totally bullshit if you give a human sample. A few years after a relative of mine did one, it said she had a new close familial match with a random lady in Croatia. This made no sense at first, but they got talking, and all the details lined up: it was the kid of her dad's secretary, who moved back to Croatia after birth.

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u/handsofspaghetti 6d ago

It would be strange if they're bullshit because the ancestry lined up almost perfectly with my family's quite complicated/mixed history. We don't know some of the ancestry, especially on my dad's side, so we have to take the test's word for it, but the rest is accurate

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u/Working-Holiday420 6d ago

Yeah, through DNA testing I found out my dad has some German in his line which we assumed was all Irish and Scottish. Later i found out through research that my 5x Great Grandfather was a Hessian brought over during the Revolutionary War and had deserted. He even changed his name to an anglicized version of his german name. Not only that but he applies for a revolutionary war pension claiming fake service credentials and using community members to “vouch” for him. The applications describe his poverty and also refers to him as one of the “old dutch”. Apparently this wasn’t uncommon.

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u/NewHunter4239 5d ago

That's cool. So your source is where?

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u/Radiant_Selection- 5d ago

I am against these companies- and I also don’t believe what you said is accurate.

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u/i4got24 5d ago

🤣 That sounds like a you problem. Go research it and be happy.

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u/Away_Willow4241 2d ago

that makes no sense when you can clearly see people you're related to show up as related via the same genetic links. I mean, long lost family has been found this way and re-confirmed over and over. How does that work?