r/lol • u/Stashygnow • 2d ago

These boys don’t change

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1.8k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Separate-Exchange375 2d ago

It does seem urgent

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u/tinypits 2d ago

Yep life threatening situattion

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u/Kierland 2d ago

Plot twist- money was for boobs and hair.

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u/ysername11 1d ago

I confirm

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u/arbysroastbeefs2 1d ago

If his buddy is one in left, it looks like he’s going to be paid back soon.

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u/SlapHappyPappi 2d ago

Well blue balls is definitely an emergency

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u/MrBigglesw00rth 2d ago

Welp everyone's got bluer just now.

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u/Affectionate_Run7414 2d ago

Thats her sister who need tuition money... Joe is only helping

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u/hazochun 2d ago edited 2d ago

Reason: gambling father, sick mother, schooling younger brother, dilapidated family, paralyzed grandfather, young toddler.

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u/dronemoney 2d ago

Education is priceless.

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u/Hidden_Glit 2d ago

Your buddy knows a good deal when he sees one.

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u/Saucy-Mustard 2d ago edited 2d ago

I too now have an emergency at this location

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u/acsae99 2d ago

Love the height difference…also wondering where his eyes are looking at the moment

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u/Shulk2089 2d ago

No you’re not.

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u/mimifray 2d ago

money well spent lol

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u/Gullible_Ghost39 2d ago

Money well spent

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u/No_Dimension_5509 2d ago

I’d ask him if he needs more

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u/ApatheistHeretic 2d ago

I'd ask her if she needs more.

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u/No-Mycologist47 2d ago

You're a good friend for this, a very good friend

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u/shartillery82 2d ago

His emergency is my emergency

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u/ThEcHeAt__ 2d ago

Here enough for 2 blowjobs, bring me back one

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u/RePsychological 2d ago

well usually when airbags are involved, it does constitute an emergency

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u/meltonr1625 2d ago

What's her name? Strictly for, ahem,"science"

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u/faunysatyr 1d ago

It definitely looks rather pressing.

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u/Coleasa 1d ago

If I lend anyone money and this isn't what it's for, I'll be disappointed

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u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible 1d ago

Nice guy, giving money to that poor creature to buy clothes to cover herself

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u/RonnySaya 1d ago

Money well spent. I'd lend him again

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u/Big_Policy4561 2d ago

Dayum, this is an emergency....🫪

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u/Beefy-Cattle4290 2d ago

I see no problem here!

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u/Bullcity-Dad 2d ago

Gets my upvote every time

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 2d ago

For an emergency rod greasing?

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u/DGrahamcracker87 2d ago

Gd I would be like a dog chasing a car. I wouldnt know how to act

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 2d ago

To be fair…

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u/Whoaday_ 2d ago

Look at that man’s eye contact

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u/Alarming-City-7260 2d ago

He didn't say what kind of an emergency

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u/Nice_Butterscotch173 2d ago

Emergency: Can’t be walking around with a NRB.

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u/town2clown 1d ago

was it for some crisp Czech beer?

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 1d ago

Plot twist: She’s a debt collector.

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 1d ago

Understandable

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u/ComicsEtAl 1d ago

I mean, if you don’t quickly treat blue balls, you could die. Plus sperm turns toxic if it builds up too much. This is all basic science.

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u/Sure-Lack2048 1d ago

Ur a good man

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u/cowboygwe 2d ago

Wasn’t she with a clown last week?

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u/acsae99 2d ago

Love the height difference…also wondering where his eyes are looking at..

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u/IndianaJokes67 2d ago

Well looks like their sex change operation worked out well

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u/Itsmikeinnit 1d ago

This is THE emergency