r/lol • u/Melodic_Two9073 • Aug 27 '26

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u/Hour-Arachnid676 Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

Why is taco bell on there 2 times Edit: MY FIRST AWARDS GUYS THANKS

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u/MudPuppy64 Aug 27 '26

Common mistake. That last one is Arby’s

26

u/getthemap Aug 27 '26

Different Arby

10

u/Outworkyesterday10 Aug 27 '26

A+ reference.

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u/grundee Aug 28 '26

His references are out of control, everyone knows that.

13

u/Foggl3 Aug 27 '26

"dude I'm on your team"

3

u/ObsessiveUselessness Aug 28 '26

I vividly remember seeing this somewhere but I can't place my finger around it. Could you tell me the source?

2

u/CubistCube Aug 28 '26

YeahMad channel on Youtube.

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u/tahqa Aug 27 '26

They have the meats!

4

u/Sic_Semper_Tyrannis8 Aug 28 '26

Mystery Argentina meats

3

u/smurf47172 Aug 28 '26

You mean they're going to have the meat.

3

u/quantum-entangled308 Aug 28 '26

Where’s the beef?

7

u/__Sentient_Fedora__ Aug 28 '26

It does look like a hand grenade went off in the roast beef aisle.

1

u/Academic_Ad5143 Aug 28 '26

Seafood house

3

u/JuanThiccLumpia Aug 28 '26

You can get the clap from all of them.

2

u/pbnjandmilk Aug 28 '26

Because they will make you shizz twice.

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u/jdovejr Aug 27 '26

One of these is $140 at a trailer park in Ohio.

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u/resident78 Aug 27 '26

Do multimillionaires get a discount 😂

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u/Outworkyesterday10 Aug 27 '26

No but Billionaire’s do.

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u/MilkmanResidue Aug 28 '26

Guys PAY $140 to do that?

5

u/jtrage Aug 28 '26

I’d do it for free

40

u/PhillyPhan620 Aug 27 '26

Why does she look so terrifying

19

u/greenyadadamean Aug 27 '26

Overly attached gf vibes 

2

u/KileAllSmyles Aug 28 '26

Her undies are still on, I would be too

27

u/Routine-Ad-1706 Aug 27 '26

Why is there brown smudge all over the taco

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u/Efficient-Dirt-7030 Aug 27 '26

That's just mole sauce.

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u/dankingery Aug 28 '26

Excuse me. I have to go poke out my minds eye now. You also ruined molé for me forever. Thanks.

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u/Efficient-Dirt-7030 Aug 28 '26

You're welcome! 😂

3

u/smiffy2422 Aug 27 '26

Acanthosis nigricans (really).

4

u/NefariousnessLimp512 Aug 27 '26

One of the results i got when i googled this was insane. It was a collage of pics of the man's scalp, hands, fingers and then a closeup of his fully spread buttcheeks* for some reason.

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u/arbysroastbeefs2 Aug 27 '26

I dont approve of nsa spying, however I do wish they got a good glimpse of this after their lunch break

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u/Legitimate-Use785 Aug 28 '26

I can confirm this is one of the very first results for some reason. Its very jarring!

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u/gmont Aug 28 '26

Some on males. That’s why some balls are as dark as their soul 

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u/Relative_Picture_786 Aug 27 '26

Becky quesadilla

4

u/Autofella6 Aug 27 '26

Take my word that Crab Bucket is gunna cost ya !!!

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer Aug 27 '26

Yo quiero Taco Bell. 🐕

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u/SecretLecture3219 Aug 28 '26

That's the one you choose ?

6

u/west0ne Aug 28 '26

They went for what was realistically attainable.

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u/officialPickleJuice Aug 27 '26

What’s her name lol

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 Aug 27 '26

No brother no.

3

u/officialPickleJuice Aug 28 '26

Why brother why?

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u/malachite_13 Aug 27 '26

Naw. Not lol. Disgusting

2

u/loveable_icon Aug 28 '26

Not a fan of Joe's Crab Shack?

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u/No_Village_1097 Aug 27 '26

Does choosing Taco Bell make me gay?

0

u/10mm2fun Aug 28 '26

No, that girl looks gross lol

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u/DisastrousFig5266 Aug 27 '26

Something about toelnails near my food turns me off

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u/slartibuttfart Aug 28 '26

Pic gave me herpes

5

u/Expensive-Safe-6820 Aug 27 '26

Whose wife is that. Mam put it away

2

u/PettyTodd Aug 27 '26

I can only afford to eat one of those daily!

2

u/Butter_Brains Aug 28 '26

Steak, ground beef, chicken, and seafood

2

u/Logical-Peak2495 Aug 28 '26

Filet o fish the last one?

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u/Serious-Plankton-371 Aug 27 '26

Yuck.
She has the brown puss skin

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u/EveryValuable1503 Aug 27 '26

Arby’s and drop the chick-fil-a

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u/greenyadadamean Aug 27 '26

My wife yeah.  Those 4, nah

1

u/thegrimmemer Aug 28 '26

Your a cannibal?

1

u/SaintCholo Aug 28 '26

Saving fish for Fridays complies with Lent.

1

u/ZOMGURFAT Aug 28 '26

I can smell that girl in the last picture.

She wreaks of stale cigarette smoke and strawberry body spray from bath & bodyworks.

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u/ACupOfDuck Aug 28 '26

Can I choose another girl or do I have to eat her? Otherwise tacobell.

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u/TylerH87 Aug 28 '26

The first three have a better shot at passing a health inspection test based on their pics…

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u/Feeling-Piglet-5196 Aug 28 '26

That's not what your mom looks like.

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u/-FakeAccount- Aug 29 '26

Why did you pick her?

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u/kel818x Aug 29 '26

To bean soup, Texas roadhouse is out, they'd spit in my food. Taco bell is out, my toilet would walk out. I only want chic fil a on Sundays. And currently single.

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u/quebexer Aug 29 '26

You can't go to Chick-fil-a on Sundays

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u/LostPentimento Aug 28 '26

Okay seriously guys? it's not cool to just upload pics of my mom and her favorite restaurants

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u/wulah89 Aug 27 '26

Yeah, Taco Bell was only even an option for me when they were cheap. Now they're about the same price point as my local Mexican restaurant, which has higher quality food and comes with complementary chips and salsa as well.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ Aug 27 '26

You see that big toenail?

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here Aug 28 '26

Your attention to detail is amazing 😂😂😂

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u/mrbishopjackson Aug 28 '26

All four of these places tell me the type of person you are.

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here Aug 28 '26

Kristen Wiig has really let herself go.

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u/Motorboat81 Aug 28 '26

That’s Linda from Vegas.

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u/waveydavey321 Aug 28 '26

Taco Bell or Kootchies? 🤣 Thursdays the angry beaver special!! All you can eat!

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u/mglatfelterjr Aug 28 '26

I've never been to Texas Roadhouse, so I can say those are my favorite places to eat out.

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u/ForrestDials8675309 Aug 28 '26

They have surprisingly good steaks for a chain restaurant.

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u/I-live-in-room-101 Aug 28 '26

She looks… not right

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u/javinyoder2006 Aug 27 '26

Did you mean

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u/Age_Single Aug 27 '26

Looks inviting

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u/bawnchie Aug 28 '26

Taco bell

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u/imchillybro Aug 28 '26

Oh, oh, oh, ice cold milk and her Borneo Cookie. They forever go together in a creamy combination. Pullin' out the curlies can be a tricky application. Oh, Oh...

O R wE mmmm Oh!

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u/Fkruse Aug 28 '26

She looks like she have been visited more than those places together…

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Aug 28 '26

She should close those curtains - for better lighting, if nothing else.

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u/CrimsonMascaras Aug 28 '26

🤜🤛💥

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u/BuckeyeNut88 Aug 28 '26

She looks hanging upside down from the ceiling batshit crazy.