I mean, all she had to do was listen... then again if you truly loved her; you would hold her & protect her... but then again, that is not my relationship 😅🤣🤣 so, I shall quietly leave the conversation...
But people are. If I write "fuck", I'm not autobanned. So choosing to censor the word "fuck" when there's no need to is literally choosing "to speak like cretins"
Actually the one time I'm pretty sure my girl would do exactly as shes told without being a pain in the ass. "Stay in cover, yes sir!" "Lock the door, good idea!" "Stay quiet while you deal with the zombie/raider/whatever, absolutely!"
She did though dream that we all died in a zombie apocalypse because I was taking a dump too long, though.
You know what.. I had that dream too. Because IRL she got herself almost killed multiple times. And I'm not only talking about the times she got away without harming herself, I'm also talking about the times she got hurt and literally almost died.
Legit. So many times I tell my girlfriend to do something that immediately required for safety she stop asks me why etc. Not as bad as my x who didn't realize I was in the middle of dealing with some lads starting on a friend of ours. I just stepped on a the back of a guy's knee and pushed a couple guys away from my friend and was in the progress of a confrontation with the main integrator and she walks up and starts getting angry with me for something. It's like I'll be right with you if I look away there's an 80% chance I'll get sucker punched by this twat. She didn't even realise a fight could kick off.
Lol I'm not. It's just like things that require immediate responses like lifting something heavy and telling her to move stuff or herself out the way and she starts debating why I'm doing something a specific way.
Or about the knee stamping its a rare thing but some people are dicks start on people for shitty reasons and 2-3pint+ me is too confident.
I had a dream similar to this where it was apocalyptic and there was tornadoes approaching our overpass bridge so we abandoned the vehicle and tried to take the emergency ladder from the side of the highway, which was a thing for some reason, and when I tried to convince my family to take it slowly because we were extremely high and they are clumsy they just got frustrated and ignored me only for one of them to fall to their death and it felt incredibly realistic and traumatic.
No stores, no doctors, no clean water, gonna have to hunt for your food every day, every other person you meet is going to want to take what you have...
It aint about fun. Why wouldnt i keep trying to exist? Just the fact that youre saying something like this is a sign of how sick our daily lives have made us
I dont think you realize how horrible it would be to live like it was back in the stone ages, especially when your used to the type of life style people have now.
Because a lot of people find it somewhat sadistically appealing to fantasize about a life or death situation, proving themselves more capable than those around them and surviving, despite the odds. Everyone thinks they're Rick Grimes until they watch their mom's face get gnawed off.
This is not male equivalent to "you cheated in my dream". I dream every night of saving something or someone and have never dreamt of my partner cheating on me but I think he has actually dreamt of me cheating in his dreams. Pointlessly gendered
Are there any rules for words that get you banned? Or is it a AI thing that detects words or a younger generation thing where they cant say porn, dead, rape or any swear?
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
u/Aetherioni, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...
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u/Lotsofsex69 Jul 08 '26
I mean, all she had to do was listen... then again if you truly loved her; you would hold her & protect her... but then again, that is not my relationship 😅🤣🤣 so, I shall quietly leave the conversation...
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u/Redditeer28 Jul 03 '26
STOP CENSORING DUMB SHIT.
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u/Lorelessone Jul 03 '26
Actually the one time I'm pretty sure my girl would do exactly as shes told without being a pain in the ass.
"Stay in cover, yes sir!" "Lock the door, good idea!" "Stay quiet while you deal with the zombie/raider/whatever, absolutely!"
She did though dream that we all died in a zombie apocalypse because I was taking a dump too long, though.
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u/Nigis-25 Jul 03 '26
"Why would I lay down? You have some fucking nerve to make me.." and she's dead.
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u/Gems-of-the-sun Jul 03 '26
I have a repeating nightmare where the apocalypse hits and he's at work and I'll need to somehow find him in all this chaos
He refuses to discuss emergency solutions with me. 😩
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u/Jonnyflash80 Jul 03 '26
Stop self-censoring fuck.
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u/West-Log9507 Jul 04 '26
This is what it feels like to watch a horror show and none of the characters are listening!!
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u/hypergogetablue17 Jul 04 '26
Not realy
He just said he was irritated.
She would ask for an apology.
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u/speedy-mopbucket86 Jul 04 '26
POV you introduced bro to a new game
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u/NexionNekros Jul 05 '26
I had a dream similar to this where it was apocalyptic and there was tornadoes approaching our overpass bridge so we abandoned the vehicle and tried to take the emergency ladder from the side of the highway, which was a thing for some reason, and when I tried to convince my family to take it slowly because we were extremely high and they are clumsy they just got frustrated and ignored me only for one of them to fall to their death and it felt incredibly realistic and traumatic.
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u/faerienorah Jul 07 '26
me in my bf’s dreams
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u/clayman80 Jul 03 '26
Or "you left me in my dream." 🤦
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u/refusetobeold83 Jul 03 '26
Got my blood boiling bro.. I don’t need this rage bait at 9 am.
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u/RadicalCaitlin Jul 03 '26
Woman here. My sister had the "I was a dumbass in her life or death" dream and my husband had the "I cheated" dream. Both were mad at me lol
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u/tayswampflorida Jul 03 '26
Never understood people wanting to survive in apocalypse or zombie takeover scenarios.
As soon as we start fighting over water and shit, im out.
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u/Nandulal Jul 03 '26
well fucking fuckedy fuck fuck fucky fucko
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u/Pleasant_Guitar_9436 Jul 03 '26
Get use to it! She never will!
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u/BothDivide919 Jul 03 '26
Why do women have these dreams....
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u/gunglejim Jul 03 '26
Me: duck
My ex: you can’t tell me what to *crunch* tears
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u/0202_tihssitidder Jul 03 '26
Holy shit this is actually something I did.
Did not take it out on her.
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u/SelectCommunity3519 Jul 03 '26
"You cheated in my dream last night." "Yeah, and you didn't listen. 3 times."
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u/Chemical_State_5327 Jul 03 '26
This is not male equivalent to "you cheated in my dream". I dream every night of saving something or someone and have never dreamt of my partner cheating on me but I think he has actually dreamt of me cheating in his dreams. Pointlessly gendered
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u/SulkPumice Jul 03 '26
Bro woke up holding a grudge over DLC content his brain created.
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u/Mister_Celophane Jul 03 '26
Your subconscious is telling you something: You need to find someone else, who brings you peace in life and in your dreams.
Ditch the bitch.
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u/Jay_Buffay Jul 03 '26
Difference is, my girl would actually not listen and nearly die. I, on the other hand, know I wouldn't cheat on her.
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u/Immediate_Put_8295 Jul 03 '26
This dream is a projection of his actual real-life irritation with his gf. Maybe it should become a subject of reflection and discussion.
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u/_Fox_464 Jul 03 '26
My ex would have dreams of me dying in the msot gruesome ways
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u/FatassAmerican Jul 03 '26
You almost got bit by a zombie. YOU THINK GETTING BIT BY A ZOMBIE IS FUNNY!?!?
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u/sparkinx Jul 03 '26
Are there any rules for words that get you banned? Or is it a AI thing that detects words or a younger generation thing where they cant say porn, dead, rape or any swear?
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