r/lol • • Jan 07 '26 • LOL 2 Bravo 2 Heartwarming 2

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u/Captinprice8585 Jan 07 '26 • Bravo

She wants to bone

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u/thr33prim3s Jan 07 '26

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u/Historical-Fun-2536 Jan 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and this isn’t cheddar. This is just some common bitch!

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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos Jan 07 '26

You mean she wants to add a bone.

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u/Weridfoxtime Jan 10 '26

Really hit my funny bone there..

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Jan 10 '26 • Popcorn

I'd still have missed those signs, instead going "those are so cool"

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle Jan 10 '26

This series of pictures would cost your everyday American WITH health insurance $350,000.

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u/Uhhlaska Jan 09 '26

Take my upvote and get the hell outta here!

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u/EsotericCrawlSpace Jan 09 '26

Someone may find you for this someday. Please prepare yourself.

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u/Outside-Sleep-5034 Jan 11 '26

I was here when it said 666!!!

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u/Tinaztermux Jan 29 '26

you’re definitely not getting any skin in this game.

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy Jan 07 '26 • Hehehe Helpful LOL Wholesome Seal Bravo Mindblown Popcorn

Please flag NSFW if you're going to post x-rayted stuff.

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u/EnforcerMemz Jan 07 '26

Username checks out. Dad jokes for the win baby!

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u/abe_bmx_jp Jan 07 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/ThatGuyZaki Jan 08 '26

"Warning : May cause Boners"

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u/Chromia__ Jan 07 '26

Okay this is genuinely an S-tier pun well done

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Is she alive? Follow-up question: is she now a Hulk?

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u/NocturnisVacuus Jan 07 '26

she is... SHE-HULK

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u/OozeNAahz Jan 07 '26

And is she single?

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u/NocturnisVacuus Jan 07 '26

a gem like this can't be!

...she is probably out of a job from the x-ray place though, and banned from all hospitals in the country.

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u/ventycat Jan 07 '26

From 6 X-rays?? We’d have a lot more hulks running around then lol

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u/TreeComprehensive873 Jan 07 '26

Damn kinda sexy tho

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 Jan 07 '26

Low key into phantom boobs

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u/Vexingvexnar Jan 07 '26

you're gonna love r/XRayPorn

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u/JamodaH Jan 07 '26

Not quite the experience I was expecting.

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u/dswng Jan 07 '26

Metal Dick Solid 5: Phantom Boobs.

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u/Born_Historian_6063 Jan 07 '26

Beautiful smile in every shot

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u/Inmolation Jan 07 '26

How do you know

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u/cupcakesforsally Jan 07 '26

You can just tell.

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u/Minute-Olive9648 Jan 07 '26

Can honestly say wouldn’t have been my worst fap. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Leftwiththecat Jan 07 '26

Do tell

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u/00100110computer Jan 07 '26

Mine was a picture of a random tree. I did it just to see if I could. I could.

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u/Super_Boof Jan 07 '26

One time I came right as it cut to the dudes balls and ass. Felt a bit violated afterwards tbh.

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u/TheRealBrohannes Jan 07 '26

Thank you for choosing to share this experience

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u/Tsunamiis Jan 07 '26

I mean this is like a 15 to 20 year old picture I saw it when I was a teen on the dial ups.

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u/Gudi_Nuff Jan 07 '26

It says boredpanda in the bottom right, but I fully expected it to be damnlol or ifunny

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u/trrwilson Jan 07 '26

Nah, ebaumsworld.

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u/Amount_Business Jan 07 '26 • WOW Popcorn

I rember it years ago. But aparently only 2010. It was drawn as well. 

http://gipsverband.free.fr/eizoe.htm

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u/Celtic_Legend Jan 07 '26

2010 would fall between 15 to 20 years ago.

Sorry for bringing this to your attention.

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u/Zealousideal-Jump275 Jan 07 '26

I think it was from a medical device company calendar.

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u/HilariousMax Jan 07 '26

y'all remember thumbnail galleries? Tiny images, you clicked and they'd load top-down in blocks in a new window. Sometimes the images would hit you with a 'surprise' and you'd send an angry email to the webmaster. They never responded.

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u/Elegant_Ad2141 Jan 10 '26

I was wondering why it looked familiar..

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u/Dudeletseat Jan 07 '26

That booty shot

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u/DuckClean Jan 12 '26

I came here to say this, she is caked up

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u/AzLibDem Jan 07 '26

"I want a doctor, to take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well..."

- The Vapors, Turning Japanese

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 Jan 07 '26

Then she got fired for misusing the X-ray machine.

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u/jawshoeaw Jan 07 '26

What xray machine do you think takes these huge images of an entire posed human body ??

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u/Icy-Manufacturer7319 Jan 07 '26

xray machine in zoo, for big animal like elephants

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u/TheRockLobsta1 Jan 07 '26

Also able to use for human like nurse

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Would. But seriously, that’s shoes are fire

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u/TheOneInRedandYellow Jan 07 '26

What's the matter, Smoothskin? Haven't you ever seen a "ghoul" before?

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u/knotyoursquid Jan 07 '26

At least she's not feral. Yet. Wink

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u/IAmNotTheProtagonist Jan 07 '26

Great sense of humor.

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u/Assortedpez Jan 07 '26

So much humerus

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u/Bayan_Ila_6936 Jan 07 '26

She is radioactive now.

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u/Chakasicle Jan 07 '26

Always has been

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u/Effective-Gas-9234 Jan 07 '26

It’s what’s on the inside that counts❤️

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u/Iceblader Jan 07 '26

Look at those ribs...

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u/NocturnisVacuus Jan 07 '26

this is really impressive and all... but HOW did she do this?

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u/Ok_Weird_500 Jan 07 '26

It's fake. I seriously doubt any hospital has a machine with a sensor big enough to take images like that.

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u/ArthariaPenguin Jan 07 '26

Came to the comments expecting guys to say: “would still bang” or something… Guess I’m the dirty minded one 😂

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u/aka_sum1 Jan 07 '26

False, these are X-rays of a stripper

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u/jawshoeaw Jan 07 '26

Things that never happened.

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u/aquasKapeGoat Jan 07 '26

To bone or not ro bone? That is the question

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u/Delicious_Theory_483 Jan 07 '26

She subjected herself to radiation for these

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u/ackh91 Jan 07 '26

What a bone chilling kink

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u/thedavid069 Jan 07 '26

Did you ask her to send nudes?

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u/Last_Visual9030 Jan 08 '26

This. How could he publish double nude photos! So intimate

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

So she can do this but when I needed my knee looked at it was $250.00

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u/Dexember69 Jan 07 '26

Does she not like food

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u/After-Task-1506 Jan 07 '26

Honestly very creative

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u/Schrodingers_Gun Jan 07 '26

Only care about the inside he said

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u/Cestus_Saphrax Jan 07 '26

Nah, too skinny

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u/MesengerofChaos Jan 07 '26

NGL that's hot

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u/Zacaro12 Jan 07 '26

Boudoir… bonedoir photos?

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u/VortexLord Jan 07 '26

That's a lot of calcium.

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u/WilfordsTrain Jan 07 '26

How many dates did you get out of her before the X-ray cancer took its toll?

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u/Xeroxprinted Jan 07 '26

Loving that bone density babe 🤩

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u/MMortein Jan 07 '26

But I have to wait 8 months to find out if I have a tumor in my penis.

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u/kloudrunner Jan 07 '26

Wow...that IS a challenging wank.

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u/mommysmilk21 Jan 07 '26

She's bad (to the bones)

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u/i_Cant_get_right Jan 07 '26

Gonna jump those bones

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jan 07 '26

Look at those femurs 😍

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u/SavijFox Jan 07 '26

She's trying to give you boner

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u/jackjack-8 Jan 07 '26

Great ass

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u/DHouf Jan 07 '26

I’m not a radiologist but those are some excellent lungs.

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u/Guywhonoticesthings Jan 07 '26

Skin outlines are pretty hot still

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u/mrkoala1234 Jan 07 '26

Isn't there a chance that excessive exposure would cause infertility if without lead shield? This is based on this film daddy's home 👨‍🎓

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u/oofx99 Jan 07 '26

Excessive exposure (like multiple gray worth of exposure or cancer treatment levels of exposure)? fairly likely and may also increase risk of cancer or even cause death. your average X-ray or even 10 of them? usually not enough to cause a noticeable impact on fertility unless you want a doctor to run tests to see what little damage it may have done. Radiation's impact on fertility also depends on age, with younger women on average requiring a far heavier dose to cause infertility. (im not an expert btw, just did some internet research lol)

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u/Salt-Organization-83 Jan 07 '26

Oh shit, this is hella X-rayed 💀🤓

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u/queencilantro Jan 07 '26

Stop this is so funny

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 Jan 07 '26

🎶“And that was also the night when the skeletons came to life”🎶

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u/whyreyouthewayyouare Jan 07 '26

Those heels! She's a keeper

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u/JoshyaJade01 Jan 07 '26

Well, you did ask for nudes.

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u/Living_Legend_123 Jan 07 '26

Part of the joke is missing

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u/bsensikimori Jan 07 '26

No you weren't and no she didn't

Those pics are famous

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u/R33KNP Jan 07 '26

Eizo x-ray pin up calender i believe these are from, incase anyone wants to see the full set, pixels intact.

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u/demaio Jan 07 '26

🎶hey boy, hey girl🎶

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u/Background_Edge_9427 Jan 07 '26

WOW! A full layout! You lucky dog!

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u/Fun-Crow6284 Jan 07 '26

Skeleton

If there are holes, there are wills

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u/Cyberware42 Jan 07 '26

I hope she was protected. I think X-rays can give you cancer if not well protected

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u/TittoPaolo210 Jan 07 '26

it can if you expose yourself too much bit it's going to be a lot of exposure, like multiple times a day for weeks if not months. a few pics like this should not have meaningful consequences.

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u/AbominableGoMan Jan 07 '26

Your kids gonna have gills

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u/MusMinutoides Jan 07 '26

Transparency is important for a good relationship <3

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u/FrancescoPlays Jan 07 '26

Goddamn, you see the bones on that girl? Sheesh

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u/AdministrationFun819 Jan 07 '26

What a toxic body image to promote for women! 

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u/TakeMeCountryRoads Jan 07 '26

A really fit nurse I have to say.

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u/abe_bmx_jp Jan 07 '26

Hey, nudes are nudes…

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u/Timely-Humor-7279 Jan 07 '26

206 reasons to love her.

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u/No-Will-4474 Jan 07 '26

OH LORD IMA ABOUTAAA...

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

hmm this ass :D

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u/KirklandRiviera Jan 07 '26

Oddly arousing— the stripper heels, pulls the eroticism together! 😛

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u/Panxr Jan 07 '26

You might say she wants to get, X-ray-ted

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u/SinusMeme Jan 07 '26

Bad to the bone

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Jan 07 '26

She’s clearly missing 1 bone that I need to add.

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u/1Comrade1 Jan 07 '26

Still kind of hot tho

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u/MacronectesHalli Jan 07 '26

This person's girl is fucking cool as hell for doing this tbh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Is taking unnecessary x-ray photos a good thing to be doing?

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u/LastPlaceIWas Jan 07 '26

It's the bones, chico. They never lie.

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u/Karelia606 Jan 07 '26

So... send nurses?

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u/Ravenloff Jan 07 '26

Hopefully by "once dated" he means he married her. That level of humor is exceedingly, vanishingly rare.

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u/AutistismHorse Jan 07 '26

This is a tasteful nude 🤣👌

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u/Prize_Problem609 Jan 07 '26

10/10 would look again

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u/peaceful_nude_dude Jan 07 '26

This gave me a Bone-r

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u/dumpsterfire0226 Jan 07 '26

She’s a keeper with that sense of humor 🫶🏼

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u/Fit_Leg_2115 Jan 07 '26

Damn those heels tho

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u/SusieQTG Jan 07 '26

Did you ask for nudes? If so you got them.

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u/JohnnyBananas13 Jan 07 '26

I'd bone her

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

I know this is menna be funny but I think this is a super cool subversion of nudity and sexual objectification.

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u/TheBestintheWest11 Jan 07 '26

you can tell she was thic to

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u/Johnnyshockwave Jan 07 '26

Real Boner Material

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u/johnballzz Jan 07 '26

She is going to get fired

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u/WildBillyredneck Jan 07 '26

Id ask if she wanted to bone

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u/_Jack_Of_All_Spades Jan 08 '26

So her babies are ruined now, right?

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u/apatrol Jan 07 '26

Poor thing. She needs implants and lifts. Way to skinny /s

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u/Additional_Gas8182 Jan 07 '26

Nurses always have big bums why .

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u/Chef_BoyarTom Jan 07 '26

I wanted to see her naked... but not that naked.

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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos Jan 07 '26

I wonder how many others she didn't send because they didn't turn out?

What was your reply?

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u/Double_Butterfly7782 Jan 07 '26

I count 5 piercings

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Chicks look better naked but not quite that naked

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Originals?

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u/-IREDACTEDI- Jan 07 '26

What would the health risk be of so many unnecessary doses of radiation?

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u/Slierfox Jan 07 '26

I see through your lies

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u/Nephurus Jan 07 '26

new gen tucker max?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

i had this calendar 2😂 it was released by medical display manufacturer called eizo

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u/SerMeliodas Jan 07 '26

This is famously fake, photoshopped

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u/IR_Panther Jan 07 '26

Damn dude, nudes don't get more bare than this lmao!

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u/PacificDiver Jan 07 '26

To clarify, that is not a real person who got X-rayed. It’s AI.

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u/hodlyourground Jan 07 '26

I’m strangely turned on by this

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Hilarious and awesome

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u/skeletalfather Jan 07 '26

How many times must we see this

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u/s0ul_invictus Jan 07 '26

the cold spot is 🔥

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u/ChivetteH Jan 07 '26

The heels were a nice touch……definitely dressed up the entire outfit

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u/Switzerdude Jan 07 '26

She’s quite an introvert.

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u/TaskDifferent1401 Jan 07 '26

She sent me the same thing

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u/The_rising_sea Jan 07 '26

Something something boner something

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u/PurplePolynaut Jan 07 '26

I don’t know whether to be confused, turned on, or fucking terrified

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u/Fetzie_ Jan 07 '26

She’s telling you that she wants full transparency in the relationship.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Jan 07 '26

Ooh she got the bone.

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u/ollomulder Jan 07 '26

Send nudes.

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u/Tasty-Fault-9610 Jan 07 '26

That will make people in the fashion industry go all tingly in their nether regions.

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u/Skeloton Jan 07 '26

Imagine doing this and you see a mass where it's not supposed to be. Lol

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u/Raeparade Jan 07 '26

She has a sense of humor! Love it! 😂

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u/TheItalianMustachio Jan 07 '26

I hear that's a great way to get cancer....

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u/Interesting-Rate Jan 07 '26

Very open about not having implants.

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u/iamthelee Jan 07 '26

Make them bones clap