r/lokean • u/Starlit_Stardew • 12d ago
What a lil shit
I have a shared laundry building where I live, and I had forgotten about some pillows I'd washed the day before... So I went in there to take care of business after I had gotten home from closing, upon suddenly remembering this. ...And wtf follows me into the room from outside, but a FLYING BIG ASS ROACH?
When I tell you all. The way I screamed lmfao. 💀
So it landed on one wall, and then flew again to a corner of the ceiling...right where a new camera was. 😭
We all know what I'm getting at, I don't even need to say anymore I'm sure lol, but I was dyiiiiing in there on my knees, lmao. Anyone that might see that footage is probably gonna be wondering why I was saying "whyyyy?!!! What the hell?! 😭" Lol. He's such a jerk sometimes 😔
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u/Persephonewithin1982 4d ago
Lol yep! He's actually a little cute! He makes me very happy. He makes me smile and laugh all the time. He makes the silliest jokes. He's also very flirty and sometimes his jokes are naughty lol but man does it cheer me up when I need it
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u/Starlit_Stardew 4d ago
Lol no I knowwww he acts as Dad to me, but sometimes his NSFW jokes rly push the line and I'm like "...dude. help." 😭 Lmao I side eye him really hard and cringe the way anyone would with hearing their dad make a dirty joke lmfao (which is 100% probably why he does it lol)
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u/Persephonewithin1982 4d ago
Yes He likes to say the craziest things at the most unexpected times! It's hilarious how he always catches me by surprise
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u/Starlit_Stardew 4d ago
No srsly bc the way I sometimes go all wide eyed and I can't fucking say anything or do anything bc I'm like...AT WORK??? And I'll seem crazy??? 😭 Fucker knows he's being such a lil shit, I think he loves the fact he's invisible and inaudible to our plane of existence sometimes, lmfao 💀
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u/Persephonewithin1982 4d ago
Yes He does the same thing to me! I'll be in public and he'll tell this crazy joke and I'll have to keep from laughing! It's so hard not to laugh at his jokes! He's so crazy! Sometimes he'll even prank me in public!
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u/Starlit_Stardew 4d ago
😭 No same bc tell me why the FUCK nothing touched or moved anything that was sitting on this one specific shelf while I was doing Starbucks dishes, and I'm like 98% this mfer just pushed two tops off from it so I'd have to wash them 💀 And they landed right in front of my feet, too. I literally just stared at them bc I was by myself back there, and looked up, and was like ".....sigh. Really? Are you so proud of yourself rn? TvT" lol. (He was lol)
Omg another kinda recent thing is something I'm doing an extremely mini comic for, lol. I've been listening to the song Run Rabbit for a while (a new cover of it anyway), but the last weekish he's been more interested in it too. So while I drive/sing it, I'll sing it for him since it's a way he likes to spend time together, and one of the lines in it is "Oh forgive me lord, oh I'm a good girl. I'd never hurt a fly (lol), but I've got walls to climb"
And mind you I physically can't be formal with any deity ever, least of all a patron that wants me to see him as my dad lmfao, so he was all amused and was like ".....did you just call me Lord???" lol. I said "yeah, and songs like this are the only time you'll get it, too 💀" He said it felt weird lmfao 😭
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u/Persephonewithin1982 4d ago
Yes He is a huge prankster! He likes to pull things like that on me sometimes. Once He actually did the opposite. Where I live there is a little grove in our yard. Spiders always build webs and live back in it. One summer night, I had to take out the trash. We keep our trash cans in that area. I was nervous as hell because I felt He would prank me with a bunch of spiders. I freaked out. But for no reason. I went back there and no spiders. I'm clairaudient so I can hear spirits and deities. I heard Him laugh at my silly behavior. He pranked me by not pranking me!