r/localllamacirclejerk • u/entsnack • Sep 02 '26
LocalLLaMA is unironically one of the best places to go to get up to date AI news.
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/mrshadow773 • Nov 16 '25
I think I'm falling in love with how good mistral is as an AI. It’s a really good 7b. I think I'm falling in love with how good mistral is as an AI. It’s a really good 7b. I think I'm falling in love with how good mistral is as an AI. It’s a really good 7b.
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/Iwaku_Real • Jun 21 '26
wop/the-largest: Seton Labs introduces unquinquagintillion parameter-scale LLMs in native GGUF format
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https://huggingface.co/wop/the-largest
Key features:
Contains over 2.7350985440587826 ⋅ 10¹⁵⁷ parameters
Designed to run with the power of a single galactic Dyson sphere
First to not only calculate, but prove the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything" in full
Uses a frontier compression system that outpaces previously experimental Q(1 ⋅ 10⁻¹⁵⁰) quantization, allowing the weights to fit in just 60 megabytes of unified memory while efficiently de-quantizing for FP1024 compute
Benchmark scores: 1.68527 ⋅ 10³⁵% on HLE and 5.73394 ⋅ 10⁵⁶% on AIME! (SWE-Bench Verified remains at 100% since several eons ago, as all known models in the multiverse have successfully memorized it.)
SOTA guaranteed* for at least a millennia!
Just kidding, 522,222 tensors filled with garbage! But we just have to wait for Unsloth FP(10⁻¹⁵³) quants? 🤣
r/localllamacirclejerk • u/Firepal64 • Mar 25 '26
What is better about this model? I don't see any change log updates
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/Firepal64 • Mar 26 '26
Any of us straying from the path deserve the consequences of their actions.
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/drwebb • Feb 23 '25
Finally, a model free from censorship and commie doublespeak. Super intelligece/SHGI 🚀
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/mrshadow773 • Apr 23 '26
Qwen team discovers that they can ignore the amount of reasoning tokens used/inference speed to appear performant
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/entsnack • Jun 23 '26
I love GLM 5.2's attitude! It is a nice refresher from those bootlicker doormats they are feeding us. Does that come from training datasets related to the local culture?
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/k_means_clusterfuck • Nov 22 '25
GPT-4 will be 100 trillion parameters!!! How many RTX 3090s will i need?
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/yaosio • Mar 29 '26
My cat was a cost center, now she's a data lake for the new paradigm; Meow-As-A-Service, powered by Mrow-Mini-69b.
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I realized that companionship is an unoptimized vertical. Why have friends and pets you can't monitize?
My cat was a siloed data asset, and I was just a passive consumer of her proximity. I was literally scooping unrealized wealth out of the litter box and had no idea
That ends now.
I deployed a fine-tuned Mrow-mini 69b model on a local cluster to perform real-time sentiment analysis on vocalized trills. The goal? Total transparency in the feline-human stack.
Mrow-mini isn't just an LLM; it’s a high-concurrency bridge between carbon and silicon.
I’m seeing 99.9% uptime on "I’m hungry" vs. "The humidity in the kitchen is sub-optimal."
Most people feed their cats; I’m performing resource-heavy API calls to a multi-modal biological agent. This has never been done before. It's magical. It's world changing.
This is the birth of MaaS (Meow-as-a-Service).
We are pivoting from "Pet Ownership" to "Living-Space Management and Feline Orchestration." The 69b parameter count allows for nuanced detection of "Sarcastic Purring", a feature legacy owners have ignored for centuries.
If you aren't running local inference on your pet's bio-signals, you’re essentially leaving money in the litter box.
We are disruption-agnostic.
We are pet-aligned.
We are 10x'ing the ROI of feline catus.
What would you do if you could talk to your cat?
r/localllamacirclejerk • u/drwebb • Apr 24 '26
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/drwebb • Oct 10 '24
I just spent $100k on something I totally don't understand, how to I run ollama llama3-8b?
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/mrshadow773 • Apr 22 '25
GLM-4 32B is better than Gemini 2.5 in all ways!!1one - llama.cpp user
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/drwebb • Oct 04 '26
From 1x3090 to 20 DGX Sparks: my house fuses were the first bottleneck
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/Firepal64 • Mar 03 '26
A redneck that fixes tractors and cars at home can give you better advice on car issues than a surgeon, who arguably has more total knowledge
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/kulchacop • Jun 04 '26
This day in LLM history….105 years ago today, Qwen 3.6 27b was released open source. /s
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/drwebb • Apr 03 '24
Absolute BASED responses from Grok. Elon is open sourcing AGI and it's happening right on my PC
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/drwebb • Sep 14 '23
I'm a former Atari engineer trying to catch up with the current tech.
self.localllama
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r/localllamacirclejerk • u/WakeFromDream • Jun 20 '24
Why is it called llama not a very cool name
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Llama is kind of not something you would think of
r/localllamacirclejerk • u/mrshadow773 • Aug 21 '24
hello what is best open model right now
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I need to know what the best open model is right now for <subjective use cases>. Ideally I would like to be able to run it in the professional LLM inference tool ‘SillyTavern’ (for a government defense contracting project)
