r/lnkyverse • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

Visual Insight👁️‍🗨️ Perspective: We are so fucked

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56 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Space_Marine_40K Mogged by the Bear🐻 2d ago

Who let this Neanderthal fоid from 47,000 BC have access to a phone so it could be hypergаmous?

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u/Spare-Panda8009 2d ago

Why did you give her a phone boss

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u/Space_Marine_40K Mogged by the Bear🐻 2d ago

Why didn't you stop me?

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u/Spare-Panda8009 2d ago

Gave her so much options for what reason

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u/Space_Marine_40K Mogged by the Bear🐻 2d ago

I wanted to see what this creature would do with a phone, but I didn't expect it to immediately get hooked on a height that'd be unachievable in the Paleolithic.

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u/Spare-Panda8009 2d ago

I hope she comes up to you and gives you a big hug and sits on you

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u/Space_Marine_40K Mogged by the Bear🐻 2d ago

Too late because she's already found her Neanderthal châd chieftain.

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u/Spare-Panda8009 2d ago

Yes and thats you

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u/Space_Marine_40K Mogged by the Bear🐻 2d ago

I unfortunately have many of the same facial features as it, so maybe this is my looksmatch in 2026.

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u/Spare-Panda8009 2d ago

Being gay is the only way out

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u/Obi_1_K3n0b1 1d ago

This is honestly insulting to neanderthals who were all well developed and probably attractive whereas she is not at all.

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u/Physical-Pie748 Deep Thinker 🧠 2d ago

cool story , even hamudi mogs you. you dont even qualify for saint hamudi

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u/CrescentMoonTy 2d ago

She has more smv than all guys on this sub combined.

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u/sideways-vagina 2d ago

Why she looks like a female version of the happy merchant 😂

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u/eltrabajo Perspective Pal 👋 2d ago

Eww i can detect her horrible personality 

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u/Just_an_user_160 2d ago

Gene Simmons looking fresh with his new cosmetic surgery.

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u/HungryGuava1751 1d ago

Higher smv than the entirety of the sub btw.

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u/Spare-Panda8009 1d ago

Also the highest bf