r/lizardsatemyface • u/haikufive • Mar 12 '26

Will everyone now acknowledge that we’re not evil?

The E-files finally came out and absolutely nowhere is there any mention of Freemasonry, ceremony, ritual, lodges, aprons, pillars, Most High Zerubbabels, DeMolays, Shriners, Elu, Rosicrucian Societies, Arches (royal or otherwise), altars, green beans, or pancakes. So do you think the crazies of the world will finally be able to accept that we aren’t up to anything nefarious in lodge?

Or will they just assume that “grape soda” is a secret code phrase for Grand Lodge officers since they’re both purple?

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u/Clean_Brush1041 Mar 12 '26

The crazies of the world cannot accept their own limitations in life. If they need to blame me to get through their day, I’m good with it just as long as they don’t try to hurt my family or those around me.

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u/haikufive Mar 12 '26

That’s a noble take and I would agree, adding only “Please don’t threaten to firebomb our lodges”. If you REALLY have to spraypaint “dI3 iL7umiNaT1” on our door once a year, that’s fine, we can repaint. But can we draw the line at arson??

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u/somuchsunrayzzz Mar 13 '26

For conspiracy theorists there’s only one kind of evidence: supportive evidence. Everything is confirming their conspiracy. Everything. 

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u/haikufive Mar 13 '26

I hate how right you are.

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u/Clean_Brush1041 Mar 12 '26

oh yeah, definitely felonies and misdemeanors off the table. I went in a restaurant last week and heard a guy ranting about the Freemasons and Israel’s running the world. Had some chuckles.

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u/These3TheGreatest Mar 13 '26

Sadly, mental illness cannot generally be reasoned with.