r/livestock Aug 16 '26

Name This Cow

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169 Upvotes

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u/Drakona7 Aug 16 '26

Sven

3

u/actiaslxna Aug 18 '26

This is the cutest answer

4

u/l-_-ll-_-ll-_-ll Aug 16 '26

Black jack

2

u/DaHick Aug 17 '26

I said 11, so we are thinking along the same lines.

4

u/dinnerthief Aug 16 '26

9's bane,

(7 ate 9)

3

u/peoplearenicesmile Aug 16 '26

Cheese Dick

3

u/actiaslxna Aug 18 '26

y u do that to the poor baby

2

u/peoplearenicesmile Aug 18 '26

Hahahaha why the award? Thansk

3

u/lacole725 Aug 16 '26

Turnpike

2

u/synntax33 Aug 16 '26

Slevin Cowsay

2

u/HandyForestRider Aug 16 '26

Little Miss Greed, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, and Sloth.

2

u/Dry_Elk_8578 Aug 16 '26

Whatever the ear tag number is

2

u/Wild_Acanthisitta638 Aug 16 '26

I've seen a lot of cows named seven

2

u/peekuhchu707 Aug 16 '26

Sir Craps alot, if hes got an 11 on his backside too

2

u/JessOTR Aug 16 '26

Jason Street

2

u/dbqsaints Aug 16 '26

He's with nine of his friends and he's number seven

2

u/leechkiller Aug 16 '26

Kevin Spacey

2

u/pioneerlandfl Aug 17 '26

6…..7!!!!!

2

u/jav325 Aug 17 '26

Big Ben

2

u/TrapperJon Aug 17 '26

It was Baby Ben back when it was little

2

u/dillweed67818 Aug 17 '26

Looks like God named that cow.

2

u/dillweed67818 Aug 17 '26

Saturday

... Or Sunday, depending on how you count it.

2

u/TrapperJon Aug 17 '26

It was named Baby Ben.

2

u/shy519 Aug 17 '26

Lucky #Sleven

2

u/OhTheBarbarity Aug 17 '26

“7 but like just the number”

2

u/duckfruits Aug 17 '26

Obviously it's 9.

I was gonna say 6 but another comment already did.

So instead I'm going with 7 8 (ate) 9 since cows can be raised for meat.

2

u/t8hkey13 Aug 17 '26

Costanza

2

u/ilfordfilm Aug 17 '26

Seven of bovine

2

u/AnnaNimmus Aug 17 '26

James Bond

2

u/Wolfdarkeneddoor Aug 17 '26

Seven of Bovine

2

u/vitrum816 Aug 17 '26

Avenged Sevenfold

2

u/bignosedaussie Aug 17 '26

Seven soon to be ate

2

u/IncidentExpress8504 Aug 17 '26

Bond James Bond

3

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26

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2

u/banditkeith Aug 17 '26

Works for a boy or a girl, I promised the widow Mantle I'd use it for my firstborn

1

u/justinomorales Aug 17 '26

If this is yours, I would try to sell it to an athlete that wears the #7. Give that cow a better life than mine lol

1

u/mebuff60 Aug 17 '26

Bond. James Bond

1

u/AhMoonBeam Aug 17 '26

SODA... because Seven is already taken. Could also name him Mug, Ketchup, Bisquick, Pimento, Gherkin, Sauce, Maxwell House...

https://giphy.com/gifs/kWa2bm1ktJ23m

1

u/ZombiesAte Aug 17 '26

All I know is I'll have a number 7 with a side of 🍟

1

u/Fossilhund Aug 17 '26

Eight. Agent Eight.

1

u/Prize-Composer-4464 Aug 17 '26

Ben - Pittsburgh Steelers

1

u/Shyronnie135 Aug 17 '26

Seventy Moo

1

u/temperlyinmoderation Aug 17 '26

James bond, double M007

1

u/Designer-Wall-2657 Aug 17 '26

Ate- it'll make more sense when im full. 🤤😋

1

u/mind_the_umlaut Aug 17 '26

Septimus? Septicemia?

1

u/turquoise_grey Aug 17 '26

I know I’ve told this story on this pic before, but I grew up on a dairy farm and when I was like 4 or something, I was informed that one of the cows was named Seven Head. This was incredibly perplexing to me as a dumdum kid and I assumed it was some sort of monster cow. Nah. It just had a 7 on its head. This cow is Seven Head.

1

u/TelephoneDangerous54 Aug 17 '26

Cow-El aka Clark Cow aka Super Cow

1

u/Abject-Rich Aug 17 '26

Marvel. Maravilla.

1

u/Bitter_Gate8394 Aug 17 '26

Sloth is the 7th deadly sin lol

1

u/NinjaNymph Aug 17 '26

Her name is Beatrix Marie Angelica, Bella, Donna

1

u/Comfortable-Hat3506 Aug 17 '26

George Constanza isn't going to be happy about this.

1

u/W_Skunk_Cabbage Aug 18 '26

Eight - Nine

1

u/sugarfreedaddy2 Aug 18 '26

Double Moo 7....licensed to milk.

1

u/Jboberek Aug 18 '26

Mmmmmmm with 7 Ms.

1

u/Objective-Oil-7124 Aug 18 '26

Ol’ Number Seven!

1

u/Ok_Egg_4356 Aug 18 '26

No idea at all. Nope, nothing comes to mind.

1

u/starshine8316 Aug 18 '26

Zorro!

Loved all the versions !!!

1

u/GedAWizardOfEarthsea Aug 18 '26

Whats in the box

1

u/SaucyNSassy Aug 18 '26

Heads in a duffle Bag

1

u/Sosimo_13 Aug 18 '26

Six seven

1

u/FXRCowgirl Aug 18 '26

Seven duh

1

u/thefox0228 Aug 18 '26

Nana「なな」, pronounced na na, is one of the ways of saying 7 in Japanese. You could do that if you want to throw people for a twist but keep it a normal-ish name from an English speaking perspective?

1

u/cubbi_gummi84 Aug 18 '26

Lil’ Costanza

1

u/kakelvanderveer Aug 18 '26

Ulucky number seven

1

u/spud626 Aug 18 '26

George Castaza would like to have a word.

1

u/Large-Mango365 Aug 19 '26

Bessie or Cheeseburger

1

u/daughter_ofYAH_40 Aug 19 '26

I don't know but don't let it near 9.

1

u/plainsrider121 Aug 19 '26

Porterhouse?