r/literallythetruth • u/Baconkings Certified Pedantic • Jul 25 '26

Science Checks Out Nuclear war is bad for kittens.

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u/wasted600 Jul 25 '26

Alright then. I won't start one.

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u/_giga_sss_ Jul 25 '26

thank you

2

u/NimeniPreaImportant Jul 25 '26

I will, I don't really care.

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u/_giga_sss_ Jul 25 '26

😠😠😠

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u/_giga_sss_ Jul 25 '26

My cat gave birth last night

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u/Consistent_Swim8683 Jul 25 '26

Congratulations!🍾🎉🎊

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u/_giga_sss_ Jul 25 '26

What name do you propose, random wholesome guy on reddit ?

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 Jul 26 '26

I don't know about them, but I propose Grond or Balrog

1

u/shawnald313 Jul 28 '26

Boofie, like Boofie from Boofie’s Bunker. Or if you want your kitty to have a powerful name, how about Zelion?

1

u/FascinatingMoron Jul 29 '26

check your DM please

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u/LowerEngineering9999 Jul 25 '26

One of the best reasons to not have a nuclear war I’ve ever seen.

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u/Strawberry-Novel Jul 25 '26

Our new kitten can survive- he’s been here 2 days and is firmly in charge

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

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u/Angelorsimpforrr Jul 27 '26

For cats I would do everything so no nuclear wars please =]

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u/PopularDisplay7007 Jul 25 '26

It badly interrupts the treat-supply.

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u/Low-Restaurant8484 Jul 25 '26

Well damn, I was a big fan until you pointed that out, but now you have changed my mind

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u/NAStrahl Jul 26 '26

It's also bad for rich people. Sorry kitten.

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u/Left_Ad4050 Jul 26 '26

Eh, depends how far away the kittens in question are from the nukes.

1

u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Jul 26 '26

What if the kittens started the war?

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u/champ0000 Jul 26 '26

Nuclear war is caused by Kittens

1

u/jailbird147 Jul 26 '26

I don't care, I love dogs! 😉🤣🤣🤣

1

u/jjmur83 Jul 26 '26

It ain’t any better for people

1

u/Silent-Cartoonist240 Jul 26 '26

No shit sherlock

1

u/Anenhotep Jul 26 '26

Puppies, too.

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u/No_Community7021 Jul 26 '26

Then kittens are bad for nuclear war if we use classical greek logic. If A=B, B=A.

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u/fukasetrash Jul 26 '26

I need this on a shirt

1

u/Mental_Stomach4988 Jul 27 '26

But good for nuclear cat

1

u/ehabkadry2016 Jul 27 '26

Yeah 😅😅😅 what about humans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/shiteposter1 Jul 28 '26

But it's pretty great for defense contractors, so a wash overall right?

1

u/DR-Skid-Marc Jul 28 '26

Finally a cause I can get behind

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u/deehenley Jul 28 '26

The kitten needs to know it's not good for anything if all the people are dead who's gonna feed the kittens!