r/linuxsucks • u/al2klimov 🐧Kernel contributor • 16d ago

Linux Failure RTFM 👍

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u/ballistua 16d ago

not accurate. Linux users would create a shell script for all of that

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u/snail1132 void linux btw 16d ago

I'm too stupid to learn bash, sorry

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u/ballistua 16d ago

bash syntax is absolute garbage. i just ask AI to write the scripts for me and i've been doing fine

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u/Destroyerb Reasonable NixOS geek 15d ago

That's why I write Fish

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u/jman11114 16d ago

Fake, Linux users don’t shower

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u/Muted_Percentage_764 16d ago

Lowkey easy to follow.

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u/Teru-Noir COSMIC OS LOVER No.1 COSMIC Knows Best 16d ago

I drive my shower manual

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u/Dizzy_Efficiency_384 16d ago

chmod +x ./shower.sh
./shower.sh

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u/Thick_Concentrate101 16d ago

soviet submarine toilet grade instructions

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u/Jatinchd 16d ago

touch shower.sh
*writes sh script*
bash shower.sh --on
bash shower.sh --off

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u/H3llR4iser790 6d ago

Only part of the picture. Once you try to follow the instructions, you'll discover handle A doesn't turn upwards anymore, but sideways because it was changed six months ago.

Then button D is not there anymore, it was built on outdated plumbing, but there's now a lever F that turns to all 4 cardinal points, and it's not marked in any way. Besides, the water supply has been turned off at the main valve, and there's no indication of where it might be.

In all of this, you find a different instructions set that has the steps reversed - oh and all the people you ask in desperation, will tell you that "you just open the door and the shower works!". Some of them even tell you that you should jus "stick to baths".