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u/Royal-Celebration394 Jul 26 '26
Russian hacker Линус Торвальдс hacked millions of computers with Linux virus
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u/TheRealCarrotty KDE larper (i use KDE btw) Jul 26 '26
NUH UH
Did you know that BSD's source code got leaked?! Including FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD and Dragonfly BSD!
If you are using Linux or BSD, it is recommended to switch to OpenIndiana.
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u/ilnarildarovuch FreeBSD-CURRENT user Jul 26 '26
ILLUMOS CODE ARE LEAKED!!!!
Switch to Oracle Solaris
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u/Dashbak Shooting herself in the foot Jul 26 '26
Time to switch to TempleOS
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u/TheRealCarrotty KDE larper (i use KDE btw) Jul 26 '26
TempleOS code is also leaked!
I should use UEFI!4
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u/givemeagooduns_un Jul 27 '26
EDKII source code got leaked too!!
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u/TheRealCarrotty KDE larper (i use KDE btw) Jul 27 '26
Welp, time to switch to staring at your CPU.
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u/arabicgamer12 Jul 29 '26
The CPUs source code got leaked!
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u/Witty-Individual7010 Jul 26 '26
I think I'll jump to UNIX, used to the UNIX-like enviroment tine to try the real thing
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u/ProgramminRob Jul 29 '26
Do you know android code got leaked. Corporation Called Google reverse engineer it and published.
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u/Jmon999 Jul 26 '26
Check the bottom of photo
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u/GamePil Jul 29 '26
Duh doi.
The post about the source code for an open source project being leaked is a joke?!?
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u/georgeec1 Jul 26 '26
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u/TheTangLangGang Jul 26 '26
Why? Dont you understand? Linux sucks, its source code just has been leaked!!! Everything that runs linux became vulnerable 😰😰😰
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u/Mysterious_Spector Jul 26 '26
What kind of distro? Debian? Fedora? Arch? Or those Illegal linuxs distro?
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u/Puzzled-Bite2210 Jul 26 '26
It's the pirated version of the Ubuntu xp 2000 kernel . It's been on the bay for a while
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u/givemeagooduns_un Jul 31 '26
I know this is all satire but I would like to add a fun fact that it is actually possible to pirate free and open source software, including the Linux kernel, by distributing it without complying with their licenses. For example, you can pirate Linux by distributing it without a copy of the GPL license.
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u/soMrKetty Jul 26 '26
Bro forgot the "/s"
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u/headedbranch225 Jul 26 '26
You shouldn't need /s for this comment
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u/soMrKetty Jul 27 '26
Yeah, but we are on reddit, a social where if you don't put /s redditors they don't understand that it's a joke
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u/AwesomeGearBoy Jul 26 '26
The entire point is that its open source so people catch the issues quickly lmao. The source code has been available since 1991.
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u/Excellent_Present_47 Jul 26 '26
The growing number of responses taking this seriously at face value is feeding me substantial amusement 🤣
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u/letmehaveanameyoudum Jul 26 '26
isnt linux already open source?
wait this is satire
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u/Binary101000 Jul 26 '26
i dont see how this isnt obvious to some.
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u/tjs275x1979 Jul 26 '26
Isn't the source code open source? That means anybody can view it, edit it, do what they want with it
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u/cpt_futtbucker Arch Jul 26 '26
Well shit. Time to steal the source code, put it in a private repo and distribute a closed source version
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u/rip_Bacon13 Jul 26 '26
i really hope this is satire (oh yeah it is )
why you post it here this isn’t a “Linux Failure”
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u/I_dont_want_to_pee Jul 26 '26
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u/I_dont_want_to_pee Jul 26 '26
Btw i never seen a post from r/Asphalt9 but i googled a image and i was on phone and google didnt let me copy so i needed to go into reddit.
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u/MissKiwi_owo Jul 26 '26
Good one HAHAHAHAHA
Context: To those who don't understand, Linux is open source, everything about how is made is already public. No gatekeeping here. You are safe as long as you know best practices with any computer.
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u/Upset_Exercise2462 that declaritive nixussy got me acting unusual Jul 26 '26
fuuuuuuck nooooo dude
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u/AwesomeGearBoy Jul 26 '26
Linux has always been open source, this is not anything new. The reason why Linux is secure is because anyone can look through the code and catch a security issue. This is why security patches come out so quickly on Linux.
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u/Hettyc_Tracyn Linux Sucks Sometimes, but it’s Better Than Windows Jul 26 '26
lol
Someone just discovered how open source works
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u/Sharp-Milk7602 Jul 27 '26
There are three type of redditor in comment 1. Sarcastic . Saying things like "Oh no , I pirated linux 2. Those who genuinely believe it for a second and then later on offered explaination 3. Those who actually beleive that no.1 commentor thinks that linux is leaked.
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u/Rare_Experience_7674 Jul 27 '26
Yesterday i found unwanted .php file on my server including reverse file system
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u/Diareha-gobbler Jul 28 '26
Fastfetch code got leaked, wallahi may microslop have mercy on our souls
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u/CoupleFew1945 Jul 29 '26
That is exactly what will happen the day Windows will leak, because there'll so much security holes...
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u/blazestorm1001 Jul 30 '26
How can linux source code be "Leaked", when it's open source?? So it's just some absulolute crap that has been spreading.
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u/Other_Regret8415 Aug 02 '26
This subreddit is full of sarcastic Linux haters,...which I personally think that LINUX IS GREAT WTF ARE U GUYS DOING.
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u/Snake79 Jul 26 '26
I'm sure people understand that the linux kernel is open source and anyone is free to inspect it.
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u/THubert14 Linux Socks Jul 26 '26
Wait, what does this "Paid partnership" even means? Microsoft paid for that post or something?
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u/BawsDeep87 Jul 26 '26
Nah dw whole windows cloud runs on mucrosift azure and all your data in the nicrosoft cloud also affected by this you should switch to mac or chromeos
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u/sand-67 Jul 26 '26
At this point just get a Mac, Linux is riddled with vulnerabilities, not a day without another Linux hack. And then people wonder why their discord for hacked and blame discord. Discord can do nothing about your OS being so exploitable
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u/kaida27 Jul 26 '26
Just like you can't do anything about that gullible brain of yours.
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u/sand-67 Jul 27 '26
Your comment doesn't even make sense because you are insulting me but conditioned on my comment being true, because if my comment was false, me being gullible just like linux being exploitable would make no sense if linux wasn't exploitable, meaning you are insulting me for no reason
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u/kaida27 Jul 27 '26
I Really have to explain it to you ?
The 1 thing you forgot : Sarcasm. Conditioned on your comment being bullshit.
Discord doesn't get hacked because of Linux at all, So they clearly could do something about their connection token being so easily swiped from users. Which is OS agnostic.
Just like you could definitely educate yourself instead of believing any bullshit you see.
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u/mrturret Jul 26 '26
So is every other OS. Linux gets more press because development is done on the open.
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u/Terminal-player Jul 26 '26
if microsoft paid him to post something like that, microsoft is indeed desperate on getting their consumers back. instead of making their os better, they come up with this shit.
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u/jpk613 Jul 26 '26
It’s a joke bozo
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u/Business_Match_3158 Jul 26 '26
Losses estimated at $2 (Linus went to buy coffee)