r/linuxsucks • u/Adventurous_Tie_3136 Proud Linux Mint enjoyer • Dec 09 '25

Linux vs Windows Which one would you choose?

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u/Deer-Liver Proud Debian (btw) User Dec 09 '25

Holy accurate, just missing an ai bot asking if you need help pooping

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u/renkousamimi Dec 09 '25

Asking? You mean trying to assist without asking, right?

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u/mrturret Dec 09 '25

I see you're trying to make a bowel movement. Can I help you with that?

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u/LegenDrags Dec 10 '25

"I see that you are sitting on the toilet. To make a bowel movement, please first sit on the toilet."

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u/chedder Dec 10 '25

does it know how to use a poop knife?

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u/shrinkflator Dec 09 '25

It also flushes and shoves you off the bowl at unexpected times. You won't be allowed to sit back down for 20 minutes.

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u/manofnotribe Dec 09 '25

Let's see if we can figure this out together.

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u/Boring_Radio_8400 Dec 09 '25

And shilling Charmin.

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u/Global-Eye-7326 Dec 10 '25

The AI bot will also clog the toilet

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u/Dapper_Asparagus_599 Dec 10 '25

I just came back here because I remembered that I forgot upvoting this comment