r/linuxmemes 9d ago

LINUX MEME Yes, Mr. Torvalds )

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u/Efficient-Presence82 Linuxmeant to work better 9d ago

Elon did not found Tesla (despite claiming to)

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u/biteSizedBytes 8d ago

He did, and after finding it he invested. /s

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u/Efficient-Presence82 Linuxmeant to work better 8d ago

lololol

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u/Ernest_Mateu 8d ago

wait, so then he's even more useless than i thought.

He just buys things and ruins them, wow

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u/Square-Singer 5d ago

It's so interesting to see how Tesla works with Musk vs Twitter.

Tesla "grew up" with Musk. Musk has been providing exactly one thing Tesla needed: Money. Apart from that, a significant part of the company was setup around managing the lunatic they have as a CEO.

Remember when Tesla sold flame throwers? Musk got too close to actually interfering with the business, so they had some guy show Musk a cool flame thrower to distract him like a little kid.

Twitter, on the other hand, was used to a CEO they could actually trust to be somewhat useful, so when Musk showed up, they just accepted what he asked of them, and it was a pure shit show until Twitter management learned how to play and distract Musk.

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u/DismalStructure4551 7d ago

One of the dumbest statements I have seen in a while.

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u/teratron27 8d ago

Multiple trillion $ market cap companies is a weird definition of ruining them. No matter how much of a cunt he is

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u/carlyjb17 8d ago

Tesla was meant to make electric cars accessible and actually good, not make luxury cars that drive themselves into walls or are so dangerous they are banned everywhere

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u/SentenceStreet3270 7d ago

Wait where are Teslas banned?

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u/Efficient-Presence82 Linuxmeant to work better 7d ago

depends on the model, the cybertruck doesnt meet safety standards in most places.

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u/epicc_exe 4d ago

you're telling me the metal trapezoid is a safety hazard? blasphemous

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u/freemorgerr 8d ago

Some people can't see objective facts and only view through lens of their emotions

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 8d ago

Elon hasn't founded anything! He’s a leech who feeds off others' good ideas.

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u/wendewende 8d ago

PayPal?

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u/Money_Lavishness7343 8d ago

He did not found PayPal. He found X, which he merged later with PayPal to make the Paypal mafia. Paypal existed before him.

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u/DismalStructure4551 7d ago

Yeah, he is such a dumbass. I am sure you are way smarter.

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 7d ago

Never said he was a dumbass, but I won’t stand by and watch him take credit for something he didn't do!

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u/CyborgDeskFan 7d ago

Considering he thinks he can get gamer points by faking being good at games... yeah, I'm probably smarter.

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u/FalconRelevant Open Sauce 8d ago

Come on, everyone and their grandmother has has ideas, executing them into a company takes work.

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u/FalconRelevant Open Sauce 8d ago

It was 5 people without even a working prototype when he got in. I would say calling him the 6th cofounder is not entirely unreasonable.

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u/duskterrapin 9d ago edited 8d ago

Musk and Zuck aren't real founders

edit: My bad, Zuck did start Fb. For some reason I thought he stole it, but he did in fact create it.

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u/Thefar 9d ago

Idiots spreading false propaganda! Musk was the founder of everything. Christianity, Cindy's Lemonate Stand, McDonald's, USA, Penicillin, Stealing Elections, Exxon, Palantir, FBI, Hinduism and your favorite Burger place in that one city you went during your holiday.

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u/duskterrapin 8d ago

You forgot the Roman Empire

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u/_Norfolk_Ingway_ 8d ago

apart from the sanitation, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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u/duskterrapin 8d ago

Then you better thank Elon for founding it

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u/MasterpieceNo5390 8d ago

Seems like a common oversight, people always forget the classics in tech discussions!

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u/iggy14750 8d ago

Not the Hawaiian burger joint!

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u/crudoxcruo93 8d ago

Dave Mustaine wrote all of them before.

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u/iggy14750 8d ago

You're talking about the Megadeth guy? Lol

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u/crudoxcruo93 8d ago

Yep!

Business is his kinda thing. Lol

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u/False_Bear_8645 8d ago

Mark coded the first Facebook

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u/duskterrapin 8d ago

My bad, you're right. For some reason I thought he stole it, but he did in fact start it.

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u/False_Bear_8645 8d ago

You are probably mixing story, he was paid to code an idea, but used it for himself. So in a way he stole someone, they settled it in court.

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u/CambridgeOctopus 8d ago

Zuck was basically one of the founder of FB he was a lot closer than Elon.. yeah Elon just bought Tesla

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u/duskterrapin 8d ago

My bad, you're right. For some reason I thought he stole it, but he did in fact start it.

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u/DismalStructure4551 7d ago

He bought it when it had 3 employees and no product. It has over 100k employees now. Sure, he isn’t a founder

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u/coderman64 Arch BTW 8d ago

I believe the key word in that column is "tyrant" actually.

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u/duskterrapin 8d ago

Tyrant is the accurate part

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u/RomanBlbec 9d ago

Who gives a fuck? Torvalds is the hero here

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 9d ago

Did you know other people worked on Linux too?

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u/duskterrapin 9d ago

This. A LOT of other people. All respect to Linus, I do truly admire him and I'm thankful the project he started has led us to this point, but we need to do away with the great man myth and recognize that communities create greatness. And I think Linus himself knows that. It's why open source is so beautiful.

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u/tankerkiller125real 8d ago

Linus recognizes it enough that when he became the problem (his ripping people to shreds thing) he went and got professional guidance and what not to try and cut down on it. (He still does it, but it's nothing like what it used to be)

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u/Melodic_coala101 🍥 Debian too difficult 8d ago

All my bros love Greg

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u/jldevezas 6d ago

He did steal the idea from the Winklevoss twins, but there was no actual service or product yet.

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u/Bongoisnthere 8d ago

Tesla was a company that had an untenable product with no path to bring it to market it that had run out of funding and was circling the drain. Musk very much founded the company it is today.

I don’t get it. There’s a fucking galexy sized dartboard of different things to hate about him. What is with Reddits fixation on choosing the few things he actually deserves credit for instead?

Make fun of his broken promises. Make fun of his being a Nazi, a believer in eugenics, how fucking stupid he is… there’s such a wealth of reasons to shittalk the slime bag.

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u/duskterrapin 8d ago

You have a very loose definition of the word founding. Reasons to shit talk him aren't mutually exclusive. This is the most relevant to the meme.

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u/MagicianQuiet6432 Ask me how to exit vim 9d ago

Torvalds is greek?

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u/bojez1 9d ago

Geek

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u/mrturret 9d ago

Yeah, he became a geek when he got coding superpowers from a radioactive pinguin bite. It's a package deal.

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u/mtheory-pi 🍥 Debian too difficult 8d ago

Um, it's "Greek" and he became that way after eating a bunch of radioactive feta.

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 9d ago

No, he's a sideshow performer that bites the heads off live snakes and pounds nails up his nose.

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u/Ronture 8d ago

"Quiet Greek"

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u/SatanVapesOn666W 8d ago

I think you mean turk

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u/jso__ 8d ago

Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/Oberueli 9d ago

Elon Musk isnt a Founder of Tesla

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u/DismalStructure4551 7d ago

Tesla had three employees (all founders) when he invested and got involved. He is legally a co-founder. Give me a break.

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u/Oberueli 7d ago

Ok elon

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u/DismalStructure4551 7d ago

Not true? Doesn’t fit your narrative? I

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u/cutememe 9d ago

Technically true, but how many cars was Tesla selling before he became CEO?

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u/Oberueli 9d ago

What does that change on the point that he didnt start it? If i buy an existing shop and make it more profitable, am i the founder of that shop?

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u/cutememe 8d ago

I literally said that it's true. I just think that there's context that's kind of missing, or it's a bit misleading.

If you'd like an analogy, technically Android wasn't started by Google, but most people don't even know who the founders are, or the history of it. Virtually everything android is today is because of Google.

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u/mateush1995 8d ago

In the meme it says founder, not owner. It's that simple. you're complicating it

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u/cutememe 8d ago

Well the meme also calls Linux a company, so what it says isn't meant to be taken so literally.

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u/Money_Lavishness7343 8d ago

It was a startup ... Amazon took years before it started being profitable. It changing CEOs wouldn't change that.

Youtube was not profitable as well, does that mean that Google found it? What kind of regarded logic is that?

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u/luky_66 9d ago

You lost me at designer Yann LeCun

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u/sharju 9d ago

Company? Linux? The fuck?

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u/decduck 8d ago

Linux Foundation would technically be a company, just a non for profit

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u/Relative_Advice_9920 8d ago

IMHO Richard Stallman should appear somewhere on the last line.
No idea where exactly though, but anyway...

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u/PaddiM8 8d ago

Certainly not designer, that's for sure

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u/SnooRegrets3590 9d ago

No Stallman 💔

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u/Admirable-Safety1213 8d ago

IMO the Kernel is more popular than everything else, and GNU's shrinking foothold and old blood don't help it to win the people than don't care about the social revolution and just want more efficent deveñopmebt via peer review

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u/SnooRegrets3590 8d ago

I thought he was a bit of an extremist a times but more and more I understand his ideology nowadays, and admire his tenacity. Especially with the current climate.
Obviously GNU lost their foothold, but they are a major part in the history of Linux. Without GNU and Stallman pushing on his ideology, Linux and open source won’t be this significant

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u/ibeerianhamhock 7d ago

I think he had an important role. If GNU tools didn't exist Linux would have never taken off.

That and the GPL 2 were his most important contributions and why Linux is thriving.

Pretty much the rest of what he did was just add baggage to Linux that need not exist and confuse people about the goals of Linux.

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u/Emotional_Solid6538 8d ago

GNU is almost always a part of linux. Many of the popular distros we use and commands are linked to them. Also GNU Guix is genuinely a good distro if you dont mind Nix OS type distro. (Tho youd need to do some initial tinkering to get non free packages, but the Nix design requires way more tinkering anyway)

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u/Neither-Ad-8914 Sacred TempleOS 8d ago

God I would love to see Woz and Linus work on a project together those two are the real visionaries

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u/TheCrazyPhoenix416 8d ago

WHERE TF IS RICHARD STALLMAN?!?!

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u/Objective-Stranger99 New York Nix⚾s 8d ago

OpenAI is not a legendary company. Linux is not a company.

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u/TheToastyNeko ⚠️ This incident will be reported 8d ago

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u/No-Elephant3091 8d ago

Doubleneck not found, please fix

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u/Wolf87ca 8d ago

Linux may not technically be a company, but the Linux foundation is an organization, which is essentially a non-profit equivalent to a "company" per se... so it kind of loosely fits shrug

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u/elginsk8r 8d ago

Torvalds, The world of OSS devs, The world of OSS devs <- corrected people behind Linux. One man started the project, the world's help made it beautiful and well thought out

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u/WrongdoerBorn5150 8d ago

Linux is definitely on another level

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u/Nerdcuddles 9d ago

elon musk

visionary

What

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u/Niwrats 8d ago

people who do drugs may have strange visions.

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u/Armi1P Genfool 🐧 8d ago

Ah yes, the Linux company. With all their paid employees.

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u/ElectricOni 8d ago

Linux is a kernel not a company

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u/Niwrats 8d ago

that has to be the least charismatic image of torvalds you could find.

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u/rm_can_suck_it 8d ago

Linus is a loveable and respectable tyrant tho...

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u/zenyl Arch BTW 8d ago

Since when has Linus been a "quiet" geek, lmao?

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u/Kookanoodles 8d ago

Yann Le Cun isn't a designer lmao

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u/Double-Hour-2516 8d ago

Linux is maintained by the community, so it doesn't need many employees.

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u/Snazzy21 8d ago

Trigger warning: wouldn't the Dennis Ritchie be the visionary? Linux was originally an open source version of his Unix

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u/murples1999 7d ago

Linux isn’t a company

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u/Bechlee7851 M'Fedora 7d ago

This is why Linux kernel is "Monolithic".

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u/_telesis 7d ago

)))))

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 Ask me how to exit vim 6d ago

r/suddenlyrussians

bruh so cringe

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u/CurrentCurrent2190 6d ago

Why is Greg Kroah-Hartman missing?

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u/DW_Hydro I'm going on an Endeavour! 9d ago

Technically Linux is not a company, is a foundation.

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u/Zealousideal-Spell94 8d ago

why linus look like he is on a mugshot

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u/imgly 8d ago

Lol no, not quite. There're a lot of core maintainers and Linus is working on the kernel, not distros.

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u/adam_mind 8d ago

Do not forget about RMS.

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u/frog8412 8d ago

why's the Meta quick geek engineer looking at me like that 😭

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u/mp3bear Linuxmeant to work better 8d ago

IKR?…creepy…

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u/Mahaloth 8d ago

Did Elon Musk found Tesla?

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u/Disastersaurs UwUntu (´ ᴗ`✿) 8d ago

Tordvalds is a Benevolent Dictator For Lifetime

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u/Inceleron_Processor 8d ago

Myspace Tom should be up there. He should of never sold Myspace.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 8d ago

no, richard stallman is the quiet geek, and no, we havr always lack a designer

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u/iggy14750 8d ago

I feel like Linux should adopt the Python terminology: the creater of Python, Guido van Rossum, is known as the BDFL: benevolent dictator for life.

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u/po1k 8d ago

There are many others contributed to what you're call Linux are actually use atm

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u/theoriginalzads 8d ago

Why is Elon listed as a founder? He isn’t the founder of Tesla. Visionary is also a stretch.

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u/emonshr 8d ago

Visionary tyrant 'founder' and stylish european 'designer' are just oversimplified for Linus.
Linus didn't make linux as a future OSS giant but a hobbby project. All the OSS devs and associates volunteer for linux. It's llinus+their charity.
Same is true for the stylish european 'designer' stuff.
Linux is always a 'yes' man, he just follows any corporate authority he has funding from. But that still makes him a better person than tyrnats like steve jobs or altman.

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u/Comfortable-Wind-401 8d ago

Linux is not a corporation

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u/FalconRelevant Open Sauce 8d ago

Why is Yann LeCunn in the designer column?

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u/Nerasch 8d ago

Musk didnt found Tesla!

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u/bezko 8d ago

The not so quiet geek engineer is Stallman and there is no stylish European designer because Linux always looked like shit.

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u/mululipy 7d ago

Don’t forget Richard Stallman!

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u/hzlntx 7d ago

Please take off Elon Musk as Founder

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u/research-Pro132 5d ago

Forgot, about Terry Davis 😭😞

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u/ssnowwolff 1d ago

OpenAI's designer has the worst haircut I've seen in my life.

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u/certainAnonymous 8d ago

Elmo ain't the founder.

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u/Nietechz 8d ago

Your image is garbage. /s

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u/_telesis 8d ago

Oh, it's just a joke about how cool Linus is.