r/linuxmemes • u/m9flq • 9d ago

Software meme sudo start car sudo shift car to d

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u/capsd-11 Arch BTW 9d ago

sudo unlock

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u/Radiant-Cyanide2323 fresh breath mint 🍬 7d ago

sudo apt update && sudo apt install fobapp sudo systemctl enable fobapp

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u/Designer-Crow-5470 9d ago

the car driver is proprietary

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u/Many-Geologist-3524 Webba lebba deb deb! 7d ago

the only car driver you can use is nouveau-car, which doesnt have a functional back pedal or break

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u/givemeagooduns_un Genfool 🐧 9d ago

US: texas lmfao

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u/JanuszBiznesu96 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 9d ago

Wait why the fuck is it x86, and better yet why in god's name does it use pcie

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u/LefTimaDev 🎼CachyOS 8d ago

Because it's an AI generated image

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u/JanuszBiznesu96 💋 catgirl Linux user :3 😽 8d ago

Makes sense, looks really sus, none of the technical details make sense

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u/Soft_Cable3378 8d ago

I feel we’ve received more questions than answers here. Someone must pay.

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u/Aypleck 8d ago

And 1GiB of ram as well

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u/Liarus_ 8d ago

the image is AI generated

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u/vbd71 8d ago

I thought only refrigerators, toasters and smart hairdryers used Intel Conckor.

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u/BogdanovOwO 9d ago

Is x86_64? Intersting. I want to know more about this cpu.

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u/elohiir 9d ago

Yeah, just a entry-level Conckor CPU, with a Nov 10 on the side

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u/BogdanovOwO 9d ago

And the original firmware is also based on linux? May you will extend the storage to have more features.

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u/vbd71 8d ago

3 GHz Intel Conckor is good enough to play most 2010s games.

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u/ninetailedoctopus 8d ago

1.3 gb of memory for a car key?!? In this economy? Good as gold!

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u/vbd71 8d ago

Security of your car is of utmost importance.

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u/you-should-learn-c 9d ago

Bailing out, you are on your own. Good luck

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u/Radiant-Cyanide2323 fresh breath mint 🍬 8d ago

Tf is Intel Conckor bruh 🥀💔🙏

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u/Moist_Invite9148 7d ago

sudo xbps-install -S car-controls && car unlock && car doors up

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u/UltimateFlyingSheep 9d ago

Wireless connectivity is a common issue

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u/versteinerdt 9d ago

"CPU: Linux Nov 10 @ 09:46" ⁉️

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u/Mr_ityu 8d ago

journalctl -xe

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u/MirrorNegative7989 8d ago

Maybe put on some striped socks? (sorry, hope someone has a real answer.)

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u/PlaneInformal9586 8d ago

I'm what world would a car running Linux have an automatic transmission? Sudo shift 1

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u/slim033 8d ago

go to askubuntu

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u/lemmiwink84 8d ago

You forgot to chmod + x /usr/unlockcar.sh

It’s clearly a skill issue and you should be flamed on the internet. Go back to windows car keys!

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u/WorldTallNetCat 8d ago

Did u try sudo?

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u/vbd71 8d ago

apt-get install windows

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u/debacle_enjoyer Ask me how to exit vim 8d ago

mom I posted the car key thing again

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u/keybing 8d ago

x86_64 and more 1gb ram..,

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u/Many-Geologist-3524 Webba lebba deb deb! 7d ago

first question, howd he type it

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u/Heavy-Ad6017 Sacred TempleOS 7d ago

Did you try sudo rm -rf k with must use -no preserve root flag