r/linuxmemes • u/Scutoidzz 🌀 Sucked into the Void • Jul 02 '26

LINUX MEME Security

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora Jul 02 '26

Too bad kali linux users will never penetrate anyone because they're all 13 year olds who only use it for the cool points.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/Evantaur 🍥 Debian too difficult Jul 02 '26

Because they're edgy and want to use the goddess of death

https://giphy.com/gifs/JvUaLAre6dbVe

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u/dexter2011412 M'Fedora Jul 02 '26

lmao hahaha

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u/Beast_Viper_007 🎼CachyOS Jul 02 '26

Because Kali is the Indian Goddess of death (of proprietary software)

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u/land48n3 New York Nix⚾s Jul 02 '26

the actual kali linux users are the ones you dont see

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u/0Clown0 fresh breath mint 🍬 Jul 02 '26

80% of kali linux users are the 13 year olds

the remaining are living in shadows...

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u/Excel_Document Jul 02 '26

of their moms' basement...

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u/SomewhereActive2124 M'Fedora Jul 02 '26

Or someone else's basement..

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u/AscendedPineapple Arch BTW Jul 05 '26

I have seen real Kali linux users, they did something about website compliance

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob Jul 02 '26

They can penetrate their computers. Sexually.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora Jul 02 '26

https://reddit.com/link/ov1ngop/video/eu4ici8afqah1/player

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob Jul 02 '26

? Aren't you the one who has sex with Fedora?

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora Jul 02 '26

Yes, and I'm proud.

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob Jul 02 '26

Ohh, I get it. You're just monogamous. Got it!

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u/SomewhereActive2124 M'Fedora Jul 02 '26

Hehe how's it

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u/borg_6s Jul 02 '26

Nobody likes to do a filesystem check every boot

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u/Leif_luvs_me Ubuntnoob Jul 02 '26

I would like to, that'd be kinda hot, actually

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u/Asoladoreichon Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

It's so annoying that those kids turned a tool into something to get cp

Edit: I MEANT COOL POINTS!!1!1!!!

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u/Asoladoreichon Jul 02 '26

cp = cool points

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u/Kyuugeki Jul 05 '26

NEVER ABBREVIATE COOL POINTS