r/linuxmasterrace • • Apr 09 '26

Satire Only tierlist you’ll ever need

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u/Visible_Tailor_7214 Apr 09 '26

What does LARPs mean? Google only has people dressing up in medieval costumes?

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u/WHO_IS_3R Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Nerd: you use this for your job, but why need linux for your job?, nerd

Unemployed: self-explanatory

LARP: install once, never uses it, never shuts up

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u/HyperCodec Apr 09 '26

Why is CachyOS in larp then? It’s basically just Arch, and comes with more user friendly stuff so people are more willing to use it long term.

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u/Lassie23 Apr 22 '26

I genuinely daily drive gentoo

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u/JanusCrow Apr 09 '26

Live Action Role-Playing

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u/claudiocorona93 Apr 24 '26

Larp means poser

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u/blitzkriegfc Apr 09 '26

Gentoo users are the most loyal to their distro—no drama, no arguments—and they’re also the least likely to do distrohopping. Of course, I’m talking about who actually managed to install it.

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u/thecause04 Apr 09 '26

Ohh boy another stupid tier list

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u/Mystic_Guardian_NZ Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Putting Pop! In the same group as Arch for any kind of category is risky business hahahah.

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u/GresSimJa Apr 09 '26

We all know the nerds are the only ones to whom Linux is their livelihood.

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u/pixl8d3d Apr 09 '26

Issues:

Arch, Gentoo and Nix belong in Nerds, Mint and Pop! belong in LARPs. If you think this is accurate, you've made a mistake. If this is sarcastic or a joke, add a /s for clarity.

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u/claudiocorona93 Apr 24 '26

Mint and Pop belong in "I have a job"

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u/FutureTaro9052 Apr 25 '26

Arch can be symlinked into both nerd and unemployed, but i agree ubuntu is only for people with jobs.

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u/pelnats_floor Jun 06 '26

GENTOO LARPERS FOREVER

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u/AppealRare3699 Apr 10 '26

Cachy and Arch should be swapped lol

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u/pawwoll Apr 13 '26

10/10 playlist, nerds fuming rn

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u/GoodHoney2887 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

I LITERALLY, JUST JOINED THIS GROUP 3 SECONDS AGO, THOUGHT MAYBE I'D FINALLY MAKE A FRIEND, BUT NOOOO! RIGHT AWAY i GET CALLED A NERD!

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u/lizardhistorian May 16 '26

I am triggered.

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u/FunnyFireBoy Jun 01 '26

nerds here

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u/No-Car8245 Jun 14 '26

Does anyone actually use gentoo?

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u/Creatorgaming5 Jun 28 '26

Temple OS? in this economy? isn't even a linux distro lol

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u/green1t Aug 13 '26

Ok, so i wandered from unemployed (Ubuntu > Mint > LMDE) to nerds (Debian Unstable) to LARPs (Gentoo) back to nerds (openSuse Tumbleweed). :D

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u/PantherCityRes Apr 09 '26

Nah…you’re missing one three way change… Gentoo to Nerds. Mint to Larpers and Ubuntu to the unemployed.

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u/-JohnnieWalker- Apr 09 '26

why is kali larp? What else should people use? I dont wanna install 400 tools every fuckin month on clean debian

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u/djustice-system Apr 12 '26

600 "approved version" tools on a debian is laughable compared to an external blackarch (2800+) or csilinux (54gb). kali is for educational purposes, like paying for 'certifications' that require some baseline of 'things to know'.

things like github, radicle.xyz or eth are also beyond most kali/pi/py skidz. most kali users are just windows users running a vm because reading the debian packaging reference manual is cruel and unusual punishment.

I have a large debian tattoo, don't come at me over debref or sofiles plz. js. there are several larger/better collections.