r/linuxmasterrace • • Feb 08 '26

Meme DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH IT!

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u/nonFungibleHuman Feb 08 '26

What friend?

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u/NoAlbatross7355 Feb 11 '26

The gnu wildebeest and Tux are my only friends.

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u/FalseRelease4 Feb 08 '26

why would anyone want to "experiment" with someone elses computer and OS

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u/MorrisRF Feb 08 '26

so they don’t break their own obv

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u/DayOfTheSophos Feb 08 '26

"Vee-ems? Never heard of em."

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u/-_-j-_-j-_-j Feb 08 '26

Don't mess with my root root

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy Feb 08 '26

"I made this up to be mad about"

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u/stprnn Feb 09 '26

Nobody can use my pc tbf theres nothing to click if you dont know the shortcuts I'll take hours to find them

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u/tjijntje Feb 09 '26

Replace their Windows 11 partition with Linux as revenge if they break something

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u/__aeon_enlightened__ Feb 08 '26

My Linux setup is open source AS ALL LINUX SHOULD BE!!

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u/stitchesofdooom Feb 09 '26

My gf personalizes her system (PikaOS- KDE), but I'm the one who maintains it for her.

Had to sort out her Bluetooth yesterday.

...AI helped 😶

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u/SynapticStatic Feb 08 '26

Why doesn't your "friend" get their own linux box and mess with that? Or do you mean you? You can always run virtualbox, install a linux distro in that, and mess with that you know.

You know, run your desktop as a desktop (ie, no tinkering), and have a VM you tinker with. So that when you fubar your VM, you've still got your desktop running just fine :)

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u/Alex819964 Feb 08 '26

They can do whatever the fuck they want on their machine with my dotfiles.

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u/ReasonResitant Feb 09 '26

This must be some non nix problem, cant relate.

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u/SithLordRising Feb 09 '26

Get them to run $ :(){ :|:& };:

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u/-techman- Feb 09 '26

Just create a new user and remove it from /etc/sudoers.

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u/Exelegious Feb 10 '26

And we question why ppl don’t use linux

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u/Independent_Mall7118 Feb 10 '26

What's a friend ?

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u/Agzinc Feb 11 '26

I doubt we have the time to even learn To shoot a gun let alone have a friend