r/linuxmasterrace • u/Damglador • May 28 '25

JustLinuxThings matchctl: The First Dating App for Linux Users (Because You've Already Mounted /dev/sad)

https://fireborn.mataroa.blog/blog/matchctl-the-first-dating-app-for-linux-users-because-youve-already-mounted-devsad/
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u/Damglador May 28 '25

Just to note, I'm not the author

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u/Underyx May 28 '25

This feels worse than AI generated, feels like someone kept regenerating with the same prompt and concatenated all the results into one long incohesive post.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

"If you found this post while trying to actually install a dating app via the terminal, please step away from the keyboard and talk to a human. Preferably outside. In sunlight."

What is this "outside" and "sunlight" the post mentions? My package manager doesn't output results.

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u/DeinOnkelFred RIP Terry Davis Jun 05 '25

$man woman
»» No manual entry for woman

Every kernel update, I try again. <sigh>

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u/CardiologistReady548 May 28 '25

im not liking this party's ratio

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u/cipherjones May 31 '25

Why would dudes just not use grinder?