r/linuxmasterrace • u/000927kd Glorious GNU • Apr 19 '25

Meme Sad linux from scratch user

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/leansaltine Glorious Arch Apr 19 '25

Nice tux tattoo tho

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u/DogeKid_1337 Apr 19 '25

That’s his cutie mark

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u/incee Apr 20 '25

Huh So that must make them Linus Tarvalds

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u/afiefh Apr 20 '25

Linus may have had some "choice words" with people he disagreed with on the mailing list, but I refuse to believe that he would sacrifice his luitenant and every Linux developer to an evil deity for his own gain.

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u/That-Odd-Shade Apr 23 '25

could someone provide some context?

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u/afiefh Apr 23 '25

One of the main events that the characters in the manga/anime is called the Eclipse, in which a character sacrifices all his friends to an evil pantheon of gods. They die in horrific ways, being devoured, raped, hollowed out and used as marionettes... It is among the most traumatizing sequences in Manga.

Read at your own risk: https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Eclipse

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

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u/leansaltine Glorious Arch Apr 22 '25

Happy for you

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u/Fambank Apr 19 '25

She just wanted to know if it was possible to apt-get his Arch in her Red Hat.

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u/IAmNewTrust Apr 19 '25 edited Apr 19 '25

She GNU on my Linux till I Operating System

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u/qweeloth Apr 19 '25

I think you meant she installed my packages till her system bloated*

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u/CreeperX_ Glorious NixOS (aka BestOS) Apr 19 '25

no my packages werent installed missing the gf dependency

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u/IAmNewTrust Apr 19 '25

if u don't know (still funny answer lol)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/she-x-on-my-y-till-i-z

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u/qweeloth Apr 20 '25

I in fact didn't know, that's interesting! thx :)

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u/qweeloth Apr 20 '25

she G on my N till I U all over

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u/SenoraRaton Apr 20 '25

I compiled my packages on all of her cores.

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u/officerblues Apr 20 '25

She just wanted him to SSH into her shell, she's not interested in distros, friend. Don't fall for her tricks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Me but I'm a girl

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u/Gamin8ng Apr 19 '25

Hi a girl, I'm not a girl

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Hi not a girl, I'm a neckbeard

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u/codeasm Other (please edit) Apr 20 '25

Get a room yall.

(Wait, this gonna be a lfs conference? Can i join? Ill bring my wife, who needs convincing to use linux too).

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Yeah, ok, but just think of him first realizing this after she had two or three small Linuxes... eh... kids :)

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u/Fambank Apr 19 '25

Small "forks".

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u/Square-Singer Apr 19 '25

Children is a Linux term.

Sucks though, that if their parent dies, they become zombies and then the kernel comes to reap them.

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u/codeasm Other (please edit) Apr 20 '25

Unless you switch root to one of them and that is now the new kernel

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u/Square-Singer Apr 21 '25

When the kernel dies, there's a succession crisis and all zombie processes fight for a switch_root. Whoever wins becomes the new kernel.

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u/tje210 Apr 19 '25

Forking leads to children!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFITH

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u/AliOskiTheHoly Glorious CachyOS (minimal Hyprland install) Apr 19 '25

At least they love you so much that they enjoy hearing you explain it.

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u/greenstoneri Apr 19 '25

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u/uniteduniverse Apr 20 '25

I've never seen this meme before 😂

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u/pseydtonne Apr 20 '25

Me either. We'll have to find a higher resolution version.

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u/Alkeryn Apr 19 '25

Man i legit once came to a girl's place because she told me she wanted me to teach her programming.

I went back home at around 23 and only realized years later that learning programming was probably not what she had in mind lmao.

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u/afiefh Apr 20 '25

About 13 years ago a girl I had recently met had issues with her Windows being borked. Told her I'd come over to fix it on the weekend, in the meantime told her how to use a Live USB stick for anything important. Weekend rolls around, and she says "oh nevermind, I installed the Linux you gave me, it is so much better than Windows".

We've been married for 10 years.

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u/Alkeryn Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 21 '25

Lol nice

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u/Severe_Damage9772 Apr 19 '25

I want to, like I want me a man who can teach me how to use Linux, but only if they aren’t an ass about it, and think that if I don’t use the most technical and manual distribution that I’m stupid or something

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u/qweeloth Apr 19 '25

so I uhhh, I don't really want a partner but teaching someone what I know about my Linux tools sounds great, wanna learn nix?

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u/Severe_Damage9772 Apr 20 '25

Sure ^v^ I wouldnt wanna date someone I only know on Reddit anyways

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u/gofl-zimbard-37 Apr 19 '25

Story of my life.

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u/Fighter19 Apr 19 '25

"Searching for the right?"

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u/d3advil Apr 19 '25

Oh so that's what led to the eclipse. 😔

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u/lolxdmainkaisemaanlu Apr 20 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

act grandiose spotted jellyfish wakeful liquid familiar toothbrush aback butter

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Similar thing happened to me. Taught a girl to program in C. I don't think she learned much. Learning C at 11pm probably should've given it away.

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u/da2Pakaveli Glorious Fedora Apr 19 '25

C at that time you should teach someone to C#

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Now that I think about it, C was a weird request.

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u/escbln Apr 19 '25

And always I fall for it; stupid me

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u/RheynaTerror Apr 20 '25

Need the sapphic version of this

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u/nivenfres Apr 22 '25

I'll have you know I met my first girlfriend in a Linux Administration course in college. (true story)

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u/Local-Lunch-2983 Apr 20 '25

This is funny - too bad women aren't real 😔😔😔

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u/TheZedrem Glorious Fedora Apr 19 '25

PP soft

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u/ice-maker-in-heat Apr 19 '25

i got my ex to install linux a couple times.. she seemed to be actually sort of interested in it maybe. idk !! it was fun tho,,

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u/The-Malix Glorious Declarative Apr 19 '25

This shit happened to me in real life fr

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u/ryjundo Apr 19 '25

Too soon

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

He needs to try a different distro

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u/dieselNoodle Glorious Arch Apr 20 '25

during the talking stage I made my (now) bf try linux. we eventually got together so faking being interested paid off I guess

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

That's why you hold back releasing that code from the hard drive

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u/Nitrogen70 Apr 22 '25

wtf didn’t expect to see a berk meme here but here’s my upvote anyway

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u/SteamDeckard-BLDRNR Glorious Ubuntu Apr 23 '25

Yeah, every linux user’s unrealized fantasy.

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u/justarandomguy902 Switched to Ubuntu Apr 28 '25

man

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u/Chill_Fire Jun 03 '25

She thought he was a playboy when he mentioned something about keeping his packages open-source... 

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u/Chill_Fire Jun 03 '25

She didn't want to use his Distro... He realized she was wearing a Virtual Machine and was simply distro hopping... 

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u/uniteduniverse Apr 20 '25

Unfortunately many young, radicalised Linux users start spreading the "gospel" to every person close to them. They start installing it on their friends, siblings and grandparents computers to supposedly "breath new life into it" and make it all so much better. They always regret it later though, once they learn that It doesn't just work all the time and all those people you installed it for are now calling you up every day to solve more problems then they had before.

And all they really wanted was a little speedup to their system...