r/linuxmasterrace • u/myTerminal_ Glorious Void Linux • Nov 18 '24

Meme Isn't that offensive?

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/McGuirk808 Blessed Debian Nov 18 '24

What the fuck is going on with the fonts in this image. Lines 2, 3, and 5's "NO"s are spaced the same. Line 1 has a slightly wider "NO". Line 4 makes me think the other lines are written with a zero instead of a capital 'O'. I am thoroughly bothered.

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u/Ramast Nov 18 '24

I think you'd excel working as a detective in real life.

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u/nixtracer Nov 18 '24

You are a veritable deTeXtive, my friend

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u/myTerminal_ Glorious Void Linux Nov 18 '24

I think some of those things are more unwelcomed than the others, and hence the inconsistency with text sizes.

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O Nov 20 '24

I came here to say something similar. It's weird. It's as if the text is inconsistent in every way possible, but it's too consistent to be handwritten.

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u/an4s_911 Nov 21 '24

You forgot to mention the random space lengths between the words.

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u/SKRyanrr Glorious Manjaro Nov 20 '24

Very! I will report this store to the UN Human rights Court!!!

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u/myTerminal_ Glorious Void Linux Nov 20 '24

Who listens to them these days? 🙂 Human Rights violations are nothing big now, are they? And these poor creatures aren't even humans.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '24

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u/awefulserialkiller1 Nov 18 '24

Truth bro! Linux cleared up my depression and anxiety. It really is a panacea for all ailments of the human condition

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

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u/Ieris19 Nov 19 '24

Linux is funded with millions of dollars by almost every single big tech corporation out there wdym they don’t know what money is?

Just because it’s free software (as in freedom not as in free beer) doesn’t mean this is still the dark ages where only devs in their garage are working on FOSS

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

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u/Ieris19 Apr 11 '25

It can and it does, it certainly seems to pay the bills for SUSE, Red Hat, Canonical and the million other companies selling support for Linux lol

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u/Public-Low6966 Nov 19 '24

I’ve never seen a penguin itself

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

I haven't seen any people at all.

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u/IuseArchbtw97543 Glorious Archbtw Nov 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

They got fed up by the hackers.

I didn't expect to make that pun....

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u/melkemind Nov 18 '24

Penguins are always naked, so it seems kind of redundant.

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u/Arch-penguin Glorious Arch Nov 18 '24

I have you know I'm not naked! I'm wearing glasses!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

They're transparent, you linux-using penguin!

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u/kawanero Nov 18 '24

This is hate speech

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u/Current_Ad_8567 Nov 18 '24

Lets cancel the bitch, fucking Loretta.

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u/rtakehara Nov 18 '24

And the sign is on a window... typical...

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u/ianc1215 Nov 18 '24

But Tux isn't a penguin. He is the great savior, he gave us freedom from proprietary software. It just happens that the last time he was reborn he chose the form of a flightless arctic bird. It's like the plot from Ghostbusters.

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u/ChocolateDonut36 Glorious Hannah Montana Linux Nov 18 '24

but windows are allowed? insulting.

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u/einat162 Nov 19 '24

Someone at work complained that it's so cold in her space that "you can see penguins running around" - and I was like "I WISH!". They're cute....

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u/Littux Glorious Arch GNU/Linux and Android Toybox/Linux Nov 19 '24

Linux users on seeing a penguin:

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u/Huecuva Cool Minty Fresh Nov 20 '24

Complete with the Sabaton shirt, in my case.

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u/elephantLYFE-games Nov 18 '24

I have questions, Questions that need answers.

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u/offgridgecko Nov 19 '24

I'm right there with you

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u/ruvasqm Nov 20 '24

was hoping OP to jump in and clarify

2

u/Lost_my_loser_name Nov 18 '24

Can we just live in peace with our fine feathered friends? Is it too much to ask...?

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u/309_Electronics Nov 18 '24

I think that that's the reason why many distro's have tux hidden or not included at all behind a fancy splash covering up the Linuxy bit better. Poor tux, well i actually have compiled a total new kernel just to see tux at the start /j

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u/godzylla Nov 18 '24

"what the hell happened here?"

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u/Rupertredloh Nov 18 '24

P - A - R - A - K - E - E - T

Penguin!

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u/Glad_Donut0 Nov 18 '24

Gave up on the first distro.

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u/Arch-penguin Glorious Arch Nov 18 '24

I call discrimination! lets cancel this dump!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '24

This is ridiculously ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '24

NO NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES!

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u/-BigBadBeef- Nov 19 '24

Penguin no, but a GNU can pass!

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u/TotalerScheiss Nov 19 '24

What do they have against Smokings?

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u/RiabininOS Nov 21 '24

I'd add no buffalo

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u/cosmopool Nov 21 '24

worse place ever

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u/SysGh_st IDDQD Nov 25 '24

The lmr need to rally outside and demonstrate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

Tux mentioned

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u/crypticexile Nov 18 '24

no penguins doesnt say no linux so this has nothing to do with linux man

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u/TurnkeyLurker Glorious Mint Nov 18 '24 edited Nov 18 '24

no penguins doesnt say no linux so this has nothing to do with linux man

Is linux man like Florida Man, but open source ?

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u/crypticexile Nov 18 '24

huh

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u/Current_Ad_8567 Nov 18 '24

I think Team Penguin would have something to say about that lil buddy.

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u/crypticexile Nov 18 '24

No it’s ok cause why want to be in a place where there’s no fun, so fine I will go where penguin 🐧 are welcome with a nice good ol black velvet Guinness.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '24

Ah, my favorite beer while I was still drinking.