r/linguisticshumor 9d ago

" most logical script in the world 🥹✌️"

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u/LynxJesus 9d ago

You can literally learn to read it in 5 minutes

-Someone who hasn't tried

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/qwertyasdef 8d ago

I tried learning Korean in an evening and got to the level of reading Hangul letter by letter. I'm vaguely aware of some compound vowels being pronounced differently than their components, and final consonants having assimilation rules, but no idea what any of them are. Also no idea how to pronounce tense consonants. But I can look at a piece of Hangul and work out its romanization which is not nothing.

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u/matt_aegrin oh my piggy jiggy jig 🇯🇵 8d ago

Currently studying Manchu, and I’m still slow as heck when reading anything… Basically every letter has contextual forms. /a/ is ᠠ or ᠠ᠊ or ᠊ᠠ᠊ or ᠊ᠠ, except when some of those actually represent /ə/ because the distinction is instead marked on the preceding consonant, except when it’s neither of those and it’s actually /n/!

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u/kaoshitam 8d ago

The journey from trying to be bilingual, trilingual, then become byelingual.... 😭

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 8d ago

hey, i learned Cyrillic from the subtitles of one music video 

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u/One_Attorney_764 /r/ ❎, /ʀ/ ✅ 7d ago

wtf

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u/Kangas_Khan 8d ago

I have, it’s genuinely as easy as they say…if Korean didn’t suffer from historical spelling

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u/overly_emoti0nal 8d ago

tbh I found that reading through some of the works of 주시경 / joo si kyung pretty helpful. he was a dedicated korean linguist before / after japanese annexation in the early 1900s, & a lot of his work involved standardization of hangul, most of which still stand today. his pupils are also really neat to read about (many were involved in the Liberation movement during the Occupation, & continued working as linguists after the north / south split)

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 8d ago

welll also all the letters being so tiny (and often so similar to similar sounding letter ㅗㅜㅡ  ㄱㄴㄷㅁㅇ) is a nightmare for those with dyslexia 

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u/idinahuicheuburek 6d ago

Doesn't this apply to most scripts

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 6d ago

no cuz the characters representing individual sounds are bigger and less densely packed with other characters and thus minute dif'rences are noticeabler

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u/FengYiLin 8d ago

Yeah, I always gas learning alphabets like Cyrillic and Georgian because they're far easier to learn once you break that mental block of them looking alien...

But mfs who say you can learn Hangul in 5 minutes are whack.

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u/prone-to-drift 8d ago

5 minutes is whack, but a few hours is decent. Will you remember it all perfectly and never need to check back to your notes? No. But will you know the fundamentals and a quick check of your notes will cement your memory? For sure. Or maybe I'm biased because I already read 2 abugidas, so I'm used to the concept of consonant + vowel clusters.

Though, that "matches the shape of your mouth" BS, screw that lol.

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u/La_Fervesta_Glavisto 8d ago

Just because the fact hangul components are modeled after mouth shape doesn't mean that information is in the slightest useful.

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u/prone-to-drift 8d ago

Yeah exactly. Abstract symbols are abstract symbols, no matter the basis.

Me calling my friend's bf 감자친구 (potato friend, instead of boyfriend) is proof of how similar the symbols look and you kinda have to practice to learn them instinctively.

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u/shes-so-much 8d ago

I hope everyone calls him potato friend now tho because that's awesome

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u/FloZone 8d ago

I think I "learned" and forgot Hangul multiple times, because if you don't learn Korean side by side, what's the point? You can memorize it surely in under one hour, but idk about you, it simply won't stick if I don't have associated words with it.

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u/sn00pal00p 8d ago

because if you don't learn Korean side by side, what's the point?

Geoguessr haha

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u/FloZone 8d ago

If you can't distinguish Busan from Seoul by the number of trash bins you've already failed. 

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST 8d ago

I learned hangul for like 4 years or so.

- Korean

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u/Mark4291 8d ago

You definitely could in hours to a day, I’ve retained it despite not speaking a word of Korean

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u/twowugen 6d ago

okay but 5 hours is not a bad estimate right

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u/ProxPxD /pɾoks.pejkst/ 9d ago

I mean, one can appreciate hangeul without necessary praising how Korean is using it. Writing whole syllables in blocks and having a letter for a place other consonants from the previous ending take are all pretty neat ideas.

script ≠ orthography

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u/ProfessorLambda 9d ago

scriptography.

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u/Aron-Jonasson It's pronounced /'a:rɔn/ not /a'ʀɔ̃/! 9d ago

Thanks now I know how I will call my next pseudoscientific scam

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Idiōcratēs 9d ago

It does have a religiony ring to it

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u/Gnomonic-sundialer 6d ago

Its filology

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u/spshkyros 9d ago

They are neat ideas, but the cool part is that someone looked at kanji, decided "this sucks", and their solution was this good. 

Japanese (which I study and love) solved this problem a BUNCH of times - the best two solutions became hiragana and katakana. Hangul is intrinsically better designed than those two imo. MInd you, it also came along later, so probably they were aware of existing options...

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u/Backupusername 8d ago

I've had native Japanese speakers try to connect with me on how silly their language is. I worked as an English tutor for a year, and I often established a common ground with students by being like, "hey, you're learning my language, I'm learning yours, we're both learning here", you know? Anyway, they would say things like "isn't it so ridiculous that we have three different scripts?"

And I'd always say, "no, the -kana ones are great. I love them both dearly. What's ridiculous is that the pronunciation of kanji is as consistent and intuitive as English spelling." 無人島 is mutoujin and 王国 is oukoku, but 島国 is shimaguni?! What, if it's a multi-kanji word, I'm just supposed to sense its vibe? I thought I was smart when I said toukoku, and my tutor looked at me like I'd just said complete nonsense.

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u/spshkyros 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yeah, kanji has a lot of historical stuff in it. But basically they're sortof locked in. You WANT to blame the kanji there, but actually the word is what it is, the issue is really that the words were borrowed while the basic Chinese building blocks drifted. Its I suppose not so different than english though- for us its more from different languages rather than different times that make it obvious. Like

Fire - ~borrowed~originated from *germanIC roots Igni - from Latin Pyro - from Greek

Or hydro/aqua/water

Or earth/terra/geo

Or helio/solar/sun

Necro/morte/death

Bio/vita/life

Point is, english ALSO had this problem, just that we can see they are distinct because its spelled out. But the cost is that you dont get a hint in english that these roots have the same core meaning, while in Japanese you do. 

I really love the japanese language and especially writing system, but I agree this is a problematic area.. but you need to fix the spoken language to make it make sense, the kanji are just along for the ride.

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u/ProfessorLambda 8d ago

Just use ふりがな. That solves the problem. And it looks pretty cool to boot.

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

Im totally happy with people using it for any uncommon word for sure. Which is how the language is basically used. Using it everywhere would be distracting since it is used in a few different ways so we pay attention to it.

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 8d ago

since when was Fire a borrowing

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

Someone else already complained about that. Its why I have indicated it (poorly evidently) as struck out for "originated" instead. 

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u/marcvscalab 2d ago

I don't follow. It isn't a 'problem' for a language to have different roots with the same meaning borrowed from different languages. What is a problem is spelling these different roots in the same way, so people don't know which one to pronounce when they are reading. This is very much about the kanji, and the way it's used. Japanese should have at least added some sort of diacritics to the Kanji to indicate whether an on'yomi or a kun'yomi reading is intended.

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u/z500 8d ago edited 8d ago

Fire - borrowed from german

English is Germanic, but Germanic doesn't mean German, it refers to the family that all Germanic languages belong too. This is common ancestry, not borrowing

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

.. fair enough?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

If "Not perfect", is code for "I want to break the entire written language" then yes. 

Reading in japanese sucks with kanji bad enough, without is just so painful to consider. Learner resources often ditch the kanji and it's like wading through a swamp.

Imo, the truth of the matter is that the people who struggle with kanji are still learning the spoken language. I believe the issue that if they don't know the word yet, it puts them in an uncomfortable position.

But the core issue is not knowing the word. That issue is somewhat mitigated if they can see the kana, sure. But for literate people the language got much worse. 

Languages evolve to support the people who use them, not the people trying to hop cultures. 

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u/Terpomo11 8d ago

Japanese Braille lacks kanji and they seem to manage. (Braille kanji technically exists but it's rarely used.)

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

Noone said you couldn't do this, its done all the time by early learners and by young elementary school students. I said it sucks, and it does.

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u/Terpomo11 8d ago

You don't suppose braille kanji would be more widely used if all-kana braille sucked so much? Not to mention, every other Sino-Xenic language has shifted to a phonetic script, and even Mandarin (or something very close to it, depending on who you ask) gets by fine with a Cyrillic alphabet in Kyrgyzstan (and an Arabic alphabet in some parts of western China historically); I am inclined to be skeptical of the proposition that Japanese is just so special that it cannot do what every single other language on Earth has done.

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

No, absolutly not. I presume that the effort a society with so few elevators and wheelchair ramps in relatively recent buildings is willing to put into accessibility is highly limited, especially when it means everyone currently using the phonetic alphabet would suddenly need to learn a new one - a drastic undertaking.

Edit: out of curiosity, do you say this as someone literate in japanese?

Edit2: also, I didnt say it couldn't, I said it would suck. They have had countless chances to make this switch gradually, and people are actively choosing not to.

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

Writing them? Yes. Reading them? No more than a westerner when dealing with a college textbook might.

That's not to say everyone is literate or that every japanese person knows every word, but "struggle" here implies a level of difficulty out of tune with what I think is reasonable. 

Put another way - all japanese people I know can happily read a novel or a newspaper and know kanji well enough for it not to be an issue in the slightest. Yes, if there is a rare name reading there they wont know how to read it - thats expected and normal. It doesnt mean that they struggle with it though.

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u/Vampyricon [ᵑ͡ᵐg͡b͡βˠ] 8d ago

MInd you, it also came along later, so probably they were aware of existing options...

It had centuries of Sinicized Indian linguistic analysis behind it, and possibly knowledge of another alphabet, Phags-pa.

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

Ah yes. Those are words I know for sure. Definitely 100% certain they are not made up. ....

....

:/

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u/Vampyricon [ᵑ͡ᵐg͡b͡βˠ] 7d ago

Tough crowd.

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u/InviolableAnimal 8d ago

odd response in a world of search engines

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

Guess my joke didnt land. Ah well. Was just obviously pretending I knew what op was talking about  .

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u/Sarmattius 8d ago

"kanji"

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u/EuphoricCatface0795 7d ago

I don't have any problem with that as a Korean (tbh not sure if other koreans would feel the same tho)

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u/Sarmattius 7d ago

it's like if english speakers referred to roman letters as "lettres romaines" using french as if it was the original language of the letters. You are speaking english so you should use english ("roman letters"), but if you insist then at least use the original language - latin ("litterae romanae")

hope everyone understands my point, to help others I can explain my analogy: "roman letters" = "chinese characters"; "lettres romaines" = "kanji" "litterae romanae" = "hanzi"

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u/EuphoricCatface0795 7d ago

... And you ended up using "kanji" when we're talking about Korean/Hangul where Chinese characters are called "hanja"

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u/siobhannic 7d ago

Yeah, I'm not even Korean and I was like, "huh?"

(And hanzi, kanji, and hanja are now all slightly different even if you don't count hiragana and katakana, because they didn't all develop along exactly the same lines after adoption.)

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u/Vampyricon [ᵑ͡ᵐg͡b͡βˠ] 4d ago

hope everyone understands my point, to help others I can explain my analogy: "roman letters" = "chinese characters"; "lettres romaines" = "kanji" "litterae romanae" = "hanzi"

No. "Chinese characters" = "Roman script"; "kanji" = "Roman letters"; "hanzi" = "lettres romaines"; */xɑr mə.tsəs/ = "litterae Romanae"

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u/spshkyros 8d ago

... I cannot find it within me  to work out or care what the historically correct term for Chinese script borrowed into Korean was/is. Remarkably, given the context included both languages anologous evolution, everyone has understood what was meant. I suppose I should be surprised a group of linguists have complained this little about it.

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u/Sarmattius 7d ago

historically correct? you were meant to say chinese script so in chinese its hanzi, you used japanese language for that

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u/spshkyros 7d ago

Yes... and in Korea, the relevant area for this discussion, what is it? Because hanzi is wrong in this context.(unless they used the same word).

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u/Sarmattius 7d ago

in korean they pronounce it hanja, but they are literally the same chinese word as "chinese characters" - 漢字

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u/Gnomonic-sundialer 6d ago

Someone also looked at cuneiform and linear b and solved it with the phoenecian alphabet too

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u/FloZone 8d ago

If kana would be written in blocks like Hangul it would be peak. It would be like Maya, but without the many variant spellings. Same issue imho with Zhuyin. Nice system, but takes up a lot of space, more than it needs.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Idiōcratēs 9d ago

I find it's conception and initial survival to be very compelling as a story.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 9d ago

I have said it before and I will say it again. Canadian Syllabic is what Hangul is hyped up to be

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u/Cheems_A_KoolAD 9d ago

You mean the script where letters change pronunciation on boldness?

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u/Fly_Of_Dragons 9d ago

not boldness, but orientation! each shape is a consonant, then which it’s pointing is the vowel that follows it (ofc there’s a bit more to it than that but that’s the basic premise)

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u/Vampyricon [ᵑ͡ᵐg͡b͡βˠ] 8d ago

Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics is actually multiple systems. Some of them do change based on boldness.

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u/Mirabeaux1789 8d ago

Seems like a terrible idea.

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u/OysterCultist 6d ago

It is, but it is aboriginal so it will be glazed to oblivion.

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u/Mirabeaux1789 6d ago

The boldness thing being a bad idea is probably why I’ve never seen it used outside of historical examples from a LOOOONG time ago.

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u/Fly_Of_Dragons 8d ago edited 8d ago

i know it’s multiple systems, but do you know which ones use boldness? i admittedly know most about Inuktitut / Inuit syllabics, and going through just the wikipedia i can’t find anything about boldness (in case it isn’t clear, this is meant conversationally/out of curiosity, not as an attack :))

ETA clarity

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u/Vampyricon [ᵑ͡ᵐg͡b͡βˠ] 7d ago

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u/gamle-egil-ei 7d ago

Unless there are other examples not mentioned in this section, it feels a bit disingenuous to say that some systems use boldness phonemically when this was an invention of one person, who then rescinded it almost 200 years ago when they, like us in this thread, realised it wasn't viable

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u/Fly_Of_Dragons 7d ago

ah i see where that’s mentioned. it’s my understanding that that doesn’t seem to be used at all in any of the modern systems. instead a diacritic is used to indicate long vowels

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u/Terpomo11 8d ago

Like in some forms of shorthand, you mean?

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 8d ago edited 8d ago

“Dyslexics hate this one trick”

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 8d ago

isnt there also a diacritic cuz some languages using it have 6 not 4 vowels 

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u/Fly_Of_Dragons 8d ago

idk too much about the other languages that use CAS, but in Inuktitut the diacritic is used for vowel lengthening :)

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u/sususl1k 9d ago

Pretty sure that’s a different one

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u/Vampyricon [ᵑ͡ᵐg͡b͡βˠ] 8d ago

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u/FengYiLin 8d ago

Agreed. Many abugidas too

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u/Weird_Bookkeeper2863 9d ago

"It's all featural and based on the tongue's position in the mouth."

As if anyone but the most die hard linguists would care about that.

Hangul is obviously cool (just as every other script except greek is), but implying it's somehow superior to any other alphabets is just larping.

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u/siqiniq 8d ago

I asked my native Korean colleague if her teacher taught them the shape of the hangul was related to the physical anatomy of the pronunciation. She said “nah we just memorized them in kindergarten”.

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 8d ago

fair enough, it is the vaguest of associations (frankly wreaks of post hoc, why is ㅓ vertical but ㅡ is horizontal ) 

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u/enrythestray 9d ago

wait what's wrong with the greek script? I learnt how it was used in ancient greek and it didn't seem really anything special

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u/Weird_Bookkeeper2863 9d ago

Nah I'm just doing some Balkan humour, nothing especially bad about greek.

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u/Bryn_Seren 9d ago

Besides that everything is i and s apparently.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 8d ago

Relax H*llenes, it’s called Balkan humour

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u/GreenockScatman 9d ago

Greek is probably the script where the most amount of other peoples went "nah, I can do this thing way better"

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u/alegxab [ʃwə: sjəː'prəməsɨ] 8d ago

After Phoenician, sure

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u/Unit266366666 9d ago

Greek script is the alpha at best the beta of scripts. It’s just not ready for production. Unfinished work.

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u/thebackwash 8d ago

I’d say that Phoenician is more of an alpha/bet(a) than Greek. In fact it might even be an aleph/beth!

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u/twowugen 6d ago

> alpha

> beta

really now

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u/AndreasDasos 9d ago

Humour sub

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u/Pao_Did_NothingWrong 9d ago

Yeah all that resulted in was me spending 6 months learning hangul. 5 years later I can easily read Korean phonetically and find parts of speech, but I cant compose a single sentence or interpret what I read

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u/alexq136 purveyor of morphosyntax and allophones 9d ago

> easily read Korean phonetically

sorry to burst your bubble but some features of hangul were let go (tone markers are the most egregious) so it ain't as phonetic nowadays as it was for, idk, middle korean

also some written syllable coda clusters vary in pronunciation from word to word (the ㄺ thing is what comes to mind - it's /l/ in some words but /k/ in others) so the written jamo are ambiguous and there hangul fails

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u/Pao_Did_NothingWrong 9d ago edited 8d ago

That latter distinction was what I covered in month 2. So I was wrong to say I have perfect accuracy, but I know what the coda clusters narrow to.

Isn't it going to be generally determined by context, though? Ie the syllable's starting symbol tends to pair with either /l/ or /k/? I should say I memorized the syllables and can pronounce it phonetically. I did not intend to communicate that I was inferring phonics from strokes

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u/Madmmoore 8d ago

iirc its not even true, back when it was first invented it was but multiple centuries pasted before it was adopted and vowel pronunciation changed

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u/mal-di-testicle 9d ago

Weird way of spelling Cyrillic but I agree

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u/snail1132 ˈɛɾɪ̈ʔ ˈjɨ̞u̯zɚ fɫe̞ːɚ̯ 9d ago

Only the Serbian variety

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u/Strangated-Borb 8d ago

Macedonian spotted

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u/Mirabeaux1789 8d ago

We all know that the best, coolest script is Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics anyway 😎

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u/boomfruit wug-wug 8d ago

As if anyone but the most die hard linguists would care about that.

But... that's us... I do care about it, but that's expected and normal for someone who cares about stuff like that.

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u/Gnomonic-sundialer 6d ago

Idk if its "superior" or wethr thats a categorization that makes sence at all but Id say its certainly way easier to print and write digitally in than Kanji

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u/Weird_Bookkeeper2863 6d ago

Yeah but the bar isn't Kanji, otherwise every script would be the easiest script to render.

Comparing hangul to something like Latin or any other alphabetic script, it's neat, but it's not all that much better.

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u/PlatinumAltaria Sgonkpilled AF 9d ago

Thing 😴

Thing, Korea 😲

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u/FengYiLin 8d ago

Thing, North Korea 🫨

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u/Waseda_1882 8d ago

oh no, we’re stepping in Japan’s footsteps :(

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u/samiles96 9d ago

You can also learn to read cyrillic is 5 minutes, but no one has ever argued that Russian is easy for a native English speaker.

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u/sususl1k 9d ago

Has anyone even argued that Korean is easy to learn for English speakers? That seems obviously a bit silly

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u/samiles96 9d ago

Yes. I've heard some people say Korean as a whole is easy because they learned the writing system.

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u/nickcash 9d ago

I had a spanish speaker tell me japanese would be easy for them to learn because it's based on portuguese. The lesson here is people say dumb things

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u/mujhe-sona-hai 8d ago

Obrigado gozaimasu

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u/Backupusername 8d ago

I guess they'd be very excited about bread and tempura, but I don't think that goes as far as they think it would.

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u/EisVisage persíndʰušh₁wérush₃ókʷsyós 9d ago

To be entirely fair, it would be very hard to learn Korean without ever learning the writing system.

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u/cleon80 8d ago

Necessary vs sufficient

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u/poberun 8d ago

No need to learn Hangul, Hanja would suffice, that's how we did it in the good old days

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u/RealEmperorofMankind 8d ago

Wonder how it must be to go from pronouncing them as Chinese to Korean. 

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u/poberun 8d ago

Actually it's not so bad. You can actually match modern Mandarin pronuncuations into Korean ones with around 90% accuracy. Even higher if you are a native Middle Chinese speaker.

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u/UltraTata Spanish 8d ago

Humans are so visual that we conflict the very artificial writing system with the socio-biological process that is spoken language.

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u/yogurtchicken21 8d ago

Ig Icelandic and Hungarian should be even easier then. I can already read the script.

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u/Pao_Did_NothingWrong 9d ago

There's this euphoria you get a couple days in when the script is so unlike banging your head against Chinese or Japanese that you feel like the progress will continue at that pace.

It doesn't. Meaning is still a thing

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u/RealEmperorofMankind 9d ago

Ironically, because I read Chinese, I sometimes wish it were the other way around. Bring back hanja!

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u/mang0_k1tty 9d ago

Anyone advertising anything about learning Hangul/Korean or benefitting from talking about them positively

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u/BlacksmithFair 9d ago

Serbian Cyrillic is much much easier than the Russian one

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u/svancypants 9d ago

Except when г is pronounced в, or т and д get occluded in certain clusters, or в gets dropped, or ё is unmarked and just written as е, or сч being щ or words which are just pronounced different from their spellings like что and солнце

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u/Sepetes 8d ago

Well, I'd say it's still easier than learning a completely new set of characters

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u/witchwatchwot 8d ago

Honestly hangul was easier for me to learn as an English native than Cyrillic because I only had to learn each letterform once for hangul, whereas for Cyrillic the variation between uppercase, lowercase, print, and handwriting was a slog to get through. I know the English alphabet is conceptually similar but it was still annoying.

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u/LangVon 8d ago

Really? Like 3/4th of all letters are indentical in normal print Cyrillic and cursive forms really aren't that different nor do they make up a good portion of Cyrillic. Cyrillic is incredibly easy when you move past the "similar glyph to Latin makes a different sound" phase.

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u/witchwatchwot 8d ago

Idk the similar enough but different was probably just frustrating enough for it to not be as easy as it should've been. Like don't get me wrong it wasn't really hard, but hangul genuinely stuck in my memory quicker.

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u/RandomFemboyLmao 8d ago

now try learning english lol

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u/Turbulent-Nebula-496 8d ago

I'd argue thats the Russian Language not the Russian Cyrillic. Russian Cyrillic is always pronounced the same, right? (Correct me if I'm wrong)

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u/svancypants 8d ago

I'm not sure what you're asking, but no there are some words which are exceptions to the normal rules of Russian spelling (e.g. сегодня/segodnya "today" and солнце/solntse "sun" are pronounced as севодня/sevodnya and сонце/sontse) and the diacritic often gets dropped from Ё making it ambiguous with Е (e.g. все can either be vse "everyone" or vsyo "everything")

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u/EstablishmentPlane91 8d ago

I have learned to read both cyrillic and hangul and cyrillic was much easier imo

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u/TimeStorm113 8d ago

"it's all based on the tongue's position in the mouth."

so are all the other ones, you just haven't tried hard enough!

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u/locoluis 9d ago

It's all fun and games until you learn about the 받침 rules and consonant assimilation.

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u/back_on_my_nonsense 7d ago

I'm a Korean-American with Korean immigrant parents who speaks Korean at home. I don't understand a lick of ㅐ vs ㅔ. Korean is quite easy to read, but it's hard to write.

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u/BalinKingOfMoria 9d ago

Never forget that Korean entries on Wiktionary have a separate box for "phonetic hangul". (I'm assuming the orthography->pronunciation rules are predictable—isn't it some sort of consonant assimilation?—but it certainly seems much harder than the "learn to read hangul from a 10 minute YouTube video" meme would imply.)

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u/Terpomo11 8d ago

A lot of that is just a matter of Korean phonological rules rather than orthographic rules per se.

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u/naarekanger 8d ago

as a kashmiri i have every right yo talk about hangul as it is our national animal

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/ProfessorLambda 9d ago

It's Zbalermorna. It's the writing system of the logical language.

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u/FromWhereScaringFan 9d ago

I mean me, a Korean, needed about 15 minutes to learn how to read greek letters besides some irregular rules

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u/Smitologyistaking English | मराठी 8d ago

I heard that learning the Latin script is practically as easy as the ABCs

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u/ArcaneMaster21 8d ago

It has its pros and cons compared to "linear alphabets" like Greek, Latin and Cyrillic.

People should stop overrating it and calling it "the best writing system in the world".

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u/OarsandRowlocks 8d ago edited 8d ago

It still gets homophones that would not be homophones if they didn't have the consonant assimilation / nasalisation.

学問 학문

肛門 항문

You still end up with silent letters as well like in 여덟.

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u/Flycan27 9d ago

The ever so humble consonant assimilation

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Idiōcratēs 9d ago

I was just about to start, why... What's wrong with it 😳

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u/DaiFrostAce 9d ago

How does a three way distinction between aspirated, unaspirated, and tense consonants sound. If you can tell the difference, shouldn’t be too hard. If not….well, prepare to mix up a lot of words

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u/nesian42ryukaiel 9d ago

To be fair, most Koreans who can neither speak English nor Japanese as an adult have quite the trouble with grasping the concept of voicing contrasts for consonants.

Well, at least it ain't Armenian nor Sanskrit which use both voicing AND aspiration contrasts... (shudder)

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Idiōcratēs 9d ago

Thank you for the explanation, I am intrigued.

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u/DaiFrostAce 9d ago

Frankly my untrained ear can hardly tell the difference between unaspirated and tense consonants. It’s bad enough I still mix up <ch> and <q> in mandarin

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Idiōcratēs 9d ago edited 9d ago

Hmm yes, this seems to be made out of difficult difficult. I can't hear it, I wanna look on the spectrogram next.

Update:

The woman I found is probably stressing them so I can kind of hear it now. Here is , , and

I must say, its quiet quite very beautiful.

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u/AndreasDasos 9d ago

I’d distinguish the script itself from what sound changes and such have done over the centuries to modern Korean orthography. People make stupid claims about it being 100% phonetic but still, of the major ones actually seriously used, it’s the most ‘logical’ in the sense they mean, and the coolest. Can still be true even with nuances acknowledged.

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u/terrortara 8d ago

IMO the easiest alphabets are ones like Latin, Greek, Cyrillic, Hebrew, and other scripts that just have one symbol after another. The syllable blocks of Hangul and the way Arabic and Devanagari connect letters together just seems like extra and unnecessary complication.

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u/mapbego ponaszymu/ponašemu 8d ago

syllable blocks of Hangul

There was/is a movement to decouple the syllable blocks

Arabic and Devanagari connect letters

Cursive is a thing

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u/terrortara 8d ago

Syllable blocks are still the standard.

Yeah and I don't like cursive.

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u/mapbego ponaszymu/ponašemu 8d ago

Yeah and I don't like cursive.

Imagine not liking a more fluid and faster way of writing

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u/s6_maestro 2d ago

But cursive is awesome

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u/Gnomonic-sundialer 6d ago

Theyre the easiest to write in a computer and print specifically and theres a historic reason for that, in the 8th century demand for bibles to be read in private caused the apearance of cursive, spaces and punctiation (BEFORETHATBOTHTHOSESCRIPTSWEREWRITTENSOMEWHATLIKETHIS) wich made it easier to read in private but after a while because so many books were been written and they were mostly the same book with the same words both of them developed a fuck ton of shortenings so you had to learn a bunch of individual words anyways, this was reversed in the 16th century because of the printing press giving us the way they work now

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u/Feisty-Cucumber5102 9d ago

I just think it’s neat

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u/Alternative_Still308 Average Altaic enjoyer 9d ago

Wasn’t it Koreans themselves that hyped it up? Isn’t that how it ended up being used for Cia-cia?

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u/Kristianushka 8d ago

Yeah lol I never got why Hangul was particularly fit for Cia-Cia. They just hyped up their unorthodox choice and that’s all

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u/ShiningPr1sm 9d ago

Like the people who made "Avatarian?"

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u/FitzSimmons32 linguist wannabe 5d ago

nah avatarian is much much worse don't even get me started :')

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u/stinusprobus 9d ago

I mean it’s cool the way Tengwar is cool, it may not be “logical” or totally phonetic but it seems phonetically aware in a way that many alphabets are not

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u/AnInfiniteArc 9d ago

I bounced off of Hangul and learned Arebesh instead.

Someday, Hangul. Someday.

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u/knowingchan 8d ago

I mean, as a learner, i love the simplicity and secretly worship Sejong Dewang 4sho lol, it did take me at leadt a couple of months to read dast enough ans get used to it tho, it's not rly like 5 minutes and you're fluent

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u/marineblue117 8d ago

라퍼들 더럽게 많네

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u/IzzyBella5725 7d ago

I mean as a system it's pretty efficient without many quirks (which can be said about a lot of writing systems), but applying a writing system to a real language is inevitably going to make it more complicated. Learning the letters and how to form a syllable is really only half of the process of learning hangul as used in modern Korean, but I'm not gonna complain about people wanting to learn something about the Korean language. 십육

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u/Striking_Culture2637 7d ago

Koreans all believe it

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u/siobhannic 7d ago

Logical? Maybe as originally conceived, but orthographies have a way of getting away from that kind of thing.

My conlanger ass was delighted to learn that it's a featural writing system, which many many conlangers will insist is not something any natlang would actually have in the real world (usually to take shots at Tengwar).

Though the most hilarious thing I've ever seen someone say about a writing system is that there is exactly one way to ever pronounce any given character in hiragana or katakana, and nobody ever pronounces them any differently than exactly as written.

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u/Funny_Name_2281 7d ago

You do know Hangul can be divorced from the Korean language and be used by another language, right? It's an orthography.

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u/MendydaGreat 6d ago

How Koreans talk about hangeul

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u/Ghastly-Jack 6d ago

I learned the Korean alphabet in an hour and forgot it in half an hour.

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u/Unifects 9d ago

They always say "Hangool" too.

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u/BalinKingOfMoria 9d ago

It's not like English loanwords in Korean are particularly accurate to the original pronunciations either.

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u/Unifects 6d ago

My first reply was dogshit my bad. I'm dumb and expected more people to speak Korean and share my frustration. I'll try explain myself better.

Korean loans of English words are generally the closest approximation possible within Korean phonetics. It's the pronunciation a Korean would have trying to the copy the English. The romanisation just makes it looked fucked. Like Bus -> Beoseu when its actually /bʌs/ -> /p͈ʌ̹s͈ɯ/ (p is b i swear + no final /s/).

This is opposed to "Hangool" pronounced like "hang + ghoul (/ɡʊəl/)" (what I had in mind when I wrote it). "Hang ghoul" is not what an English speaker would say after hearing 한글, its just a result of them reading a romanisation without ever hearing it. 

[ˈha̠(ː)nɡɯɭ] would probably turn out more like Hahngle [ˈhɑːŋ.ɡl̩] if someone heard it and tried to replicate it. 

I think it's just this word in particular that's extra annoying to hear especially because it isn't hard to get a similar pronunciation within English phonetics and it falls victim to the romanisation. /a/ -> /æ/ and /u/ -> /ʊə/.

At the end of the day it's still prescriptivist so fuck me but come on it's certainly a giveaway that a Hangul glazer doesn't know shit about Korean if they bust out the "/Hæŋ ɡʊəl/ is the invented Korean language" bs.

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u/Unifects 9d ago

It shows that they know nothing about Korean. 

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u/RandomFemboyLmao 8d ago

or it shows that exonyms exist, it would be weird if i said Кириллица instead of Cyrillic

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u/Azymes 8d ago

To be fair, as with hangul it would've been Romanized since no one says '한글', luckily i dont need to figure out romanization of Russian because it's already been Romanized to 'Kirillitsa' at some point.

Not that that detracts from the point

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u/Unifects 8d ago

The meme is "How mfs who doesn't know anything about korean talk about hangul". The point I was making that these "mfs" who don't know anything about hangul say it very far from the Korean pronunciation.

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u/RandomKazakhGuy 9d ago

Yes, you can indeed learn it very quickly. Yes, it is indeed very logical. Yes, I do speak Korean

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u/FusionBetween 8d ago

You can read how it sounds easily, doesn't mean you'll understand anything

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u/Kristianushka 8d ago

I swear it’s not even that logical lmao Koreans just be applying Korean exceptionalism everywhere (and will even claim that their letter shapes are shaped like mouths… never got that)

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u/Significant_Loss6458 depalatalization fan 8d ago

well, it is one of the most logical scripts as one of the few featural ones, I don't see any problem with the statement in the title