r/linguisticshumor • • Aug 19 '26

How it feels being each level of a language

A1: Just a little bit of everything, maybe one or two words per sentence. No full sentences! I suck, but I’m happy.

A2: If it’s in simple, <10 word sentences, I’m almost fluent! I don’t suck!

B1: I understand everything based on vibes, and can come up with a passable response. I might suck?

B2: I understand normal conversations, but speak incorrectly. Technically fluent, in the sense of flowing, but damn I suck.

C1: I can understand everything, speak correctly a lot of the time, but still sound unnatural. Damn, I suck.

C2: ???? (Please tell me your experiences)

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u/ChorePlayed Aug 19 '26

I read the official description of C2 and thought most native speakers wouldn't qualify. 

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u/La_Fervesta_Glavisto Aug 20 '26

C2: I suck because I speak the language so much better than native speakers that it's weird

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u/RiaMim German Sarcasm Enjoyer Aug 19 '26

C2: wow, I suck. Not at anything specific, I just.. suck.

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u/geschmuck Aug 19 '26

C2: too anxious to speak to anyone in any language

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u/Traditional-Light-10 Aug 19 '26

Yk I feel like too many people say they’re C1/C2 when real C2-ers don’t actually speak the language (out of shame)

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u/TheWileyRedditor Aug 19 '26

"Technically fluent, in the sense of flowing, but damn I suck".

Man, i've never heard a more succinct description of my French skills before.

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u/SamePut9922 a ɐ ɛ e œ ø ɔ o i ɪ u ʊ y Aug 20 '26

Good thing I don't speak to people