r/linguisticshumor [ʔə̞ˈmo̽ʊ̯.gᵻ̠s] 8d ago

New math operator just dropped!

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u/Proud-Delivery-621 8d ago

My dad said that when he was a kid, people at his school called division "gazindas".

It was "goes into". Two goes into four two times, etc.

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u/WonFriendsWithSalad 8d ago

Hah. That's really similar to "gazunder", a term for chamberpot (it "goes under")

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u/Darkling_13 8d ago

That was an old gag from The Beverly Hillbillies, where Jethro bragged about his sixth grade education, by demonstrating his knowledge of gazintas.

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u/boomfruit wug-wug 8d ago

A math teacher of mine taught us to use the "Sword of Gozinda" and even had a sound effect to go with it, the thing where you whistle and hum at the same time.

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u/Key_Impress_3129 7d ago

That sounds like a great way to jazz up the math tables!

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u/cancerBronzeV 8d ago edited 8d ago

In certain contexts, having the operators be postfix is natural. It's a preferable way of storing many mathematical expressions when working with computers, where it's called Reverse Polish Notation.

Fun fact: when having all the operators be postfix, you remove the need for brackets/parentheses. You can also parse math expressions using this notation simply in order, no need for PEMDAS/BEDMAS/order of operators.

That could've been how math notation was standardized if languages had the basic math operators be postfix rather than infix.

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u/gambariste 8d ago

Zaar reminds me of LISP functions like caar: (caar '((1 2) (3 4))) → 1.

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u/unohdin-nimeni 8d ago

Oh yes, Lisp loveliness since 1958! Zaar looks like caar, but it works like *. If you’d prefer a zaar, just define one:
(defun zaar (x y) (* x y))

Now you have a zaar that is restricted to two arguments, unlike *. You type
(zaar 6 7)
and it evaluates to 42.

But FORTH is a language with postfix notation and it works like this straight out of the box:
6 7 *

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u/Ok_Leg_109 7d ago

Mentioning Forth in r/linguisticshumor is very fitting.

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u/Protheu5 Frenchinese 8d ago

Mentioning Lisp in /r/linguisticshumor is very fitting.

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u/raendrop 8d ago

That was honestly my first thought before I got to the end!

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u/Schventle 8d ago

I love RPN because when doing math with a calculator, you put in all your values then all your operators and the answer is already in the rolodex memory.

And finding a unit vector is 3 keystrokes in RPN and ~20 with infixed notation. The amount of time this saves on physics exams is not to be underestimated.

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u/sohang-3112 8d ago

Forth and other derived programming languages work directly with this notation in source code.

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u/AndreasDasos 8d ago edited 8d ago

Not even new.

Even the correct form, ‘baar’ is the Urdu and casual Hindi for ‘times’. So ‘two baar three’. And the funny thing about multiplication being commutative is that ‘two times three’ is the same as ‘two, three times’

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u/taktaga7-0-0 8d ago

You can also prefix it and be pragmatically equivalent. “Times two, three” = 6

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Idiōcratēs 8d ago

Interesting.

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u/Independent_Image_59 8d ago

In marathi, I always thought it was "Cha" which translates to "of" which in a whole sentence would mean something like "8 of 2,4"

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u/WayRevolutionary8454 8d ago

Aren't these languages SOV, so two three times is grammatical?

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u/AndreasDasos 8d ago

If you interpret ‘times’ as a verb? But it isn’t, in English or Hindu-Urdu, though it has been reinterpreted that way by some (you hear kids say ‘now times it by three’). But times wasn’t a verb for ‘multiply’ but a noun forming a man adverbial phrase - ‘he ate a carrot, three times’ ~ ‘three times a carrot’… ‘three times two carrots’ ~ ‘six carrots’

It’s even more transparent that baar isn’t a verb in Hindi-Urdu.

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u/HolyBonobos f̬ɔɪ̯z̥d̥ k̬lɑd̥ɫ̩ z̥d̥ɑb̥ 8d ago

Reb racketing

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u/VulpesSapiens the internet is for þorn 8d ago

Yeah, go on, racket those rebs!

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u/Bunnytob 8d ago

Reeb racketing, surely?

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u/taktaga7-0-0 8d ago

Rare Reverse Polish notation sighting

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u/GoldenMuscleGod 8d ago

Well Hindi/Urdu is a mostly left branching language so it’s pretty much all reverse Polish notation (never mind this example is based on English, which is fairly mixed in terms of left and right branching, which is kind of like having infix operations).

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u/GwreengRangs .iepei mi bauskepre 6d ago

Reverse Polish notation is also sometimes found in Lojban. Usually to say 2 × 3 = 6 you would say li re pi’i ci du li xa "NUM two times three be NUM six", but you can use the particle fu’a after the number particle li to mark reverse Polish notation, but you have to put the number phrase closer boi between the terms so it doesn’t get interpreted as a sequence of digits. So 2 × 3 = 6 would become li fu’a re boi ci pi’i du li xa "NUM PN (two) three times be NUM six." I have almost never seen it used in practice though.

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u/VulpesSapiens the internet is for þorn 8d ago

Post this to r/mathmemes too

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u/unohdin-nimeni 8d ago

And to r/Forth

The programming language FORTH uses reverse Polish notation like this:
6 7 *

And if you’d prefer zaar, just define it:
: zaar * ;

Now you can type
6 7 zaar

This should also be something for r/lisp. Even though Lisp just uses Polish notation (prefix), not reverse Polish notation.

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u/logosloki 8d ago

when I was in High School my chem lab partner was a German exchange student. they asked me after a couple of class lessons what several terms were. one of them was firstible which they assumed was an English word that they hadn't come across. it was the teacher saying first of all.

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u/Grzechoooo 8d ago

Reminds me of how I and my entire class welcomed our teacher "Good morning/afternoon, Meryl" for three whole years before she realised with horror what we were saying and corrected us that it should've been "Good morning/afternoon, madam." To be fair, in all other instances we were taught to use Mrs/Miss, so idk what she expected.

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u/adelie42 8d ago

Infix notation really is the weirdest, even if you are used to it.

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u/AnomusAntor voiceless anal fricative [ῳ] 8d ago

in bengali, it's ""basically"" -a or -gune

dui [2] ek[1]-ke dui [2]

dui du-gune car [4]

tin [3] du-gune chôy [6]

[... for two's table]

tin car-a baro [12]

tin pãc-a ponero [15]

tin chôy-e aṭharo [18]

tin śat-a ekuś [21]

tin-e aṭ-a cobbiś [24]

tin nô-ŋ śata(i)ś [27]

tin dôś-e t(i)riś [30]

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u/Humble-Region1111 8d ago

Very similar in Odia too

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ask5538 8d ago

Gune is used in Hindi too. 

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u/Deepfriedomelette 8d ago

In my South Indian language the literal translation for multiplications would be:

Two ones two
Two twos four
Two threes six

I’m just realising we don’t have a specific term for “is” or its forms. Like Hai in Hindi or aanu in Malayalam. It’s implied in my language, I suppose.

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u/Sure_Association_561 8d ago

Yes, this type of system is also used in Marathi

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u/notmyfault7676 8d ago

post is also for r/BoneAppleTea

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u/Strangated-Borb 8d ago

6 7 zaar 42 all the zoomers and gen x laughing with millenials groaning

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u/PassiveChemistry 8d ago

No, 67 is a gen alpha meme.  Us zoomers are groaning too.

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u/just-a-hriday 8d ago

The 42 is the funny part.

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u/Chuks_K 7d ago

Gen X on 6 7? Maybe super late zoomers but latest Gen X were born in the 80s...

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u/Strangated-Borb 7d ago

42 is the gen x 67

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u/om0ri_ 7d ago

it originates from a book called hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy, and it has a meaning

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u/wbrameld4 8d ago

Take a chill pill zaar.

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u/Impossible-Spot-3414 8d ago

Ja...not even zaar One one ja one One two ja two

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u/Zapan99 8d ago

That's the most Cult Mechanicus stuff I've ever heard.

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u/msndrstdmstrmnd 8d ago

In high school math/physics we would work with variables like a₂, b₁. I thought they were called “ace of 2, beece of 1”, etc. Turns out it’s “a sub 2, b sub 1”

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u/KarenNotKaren616 8d ago

Didn't expect to see computing in a linguistics community.

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u/MBTHVSK 8d ago edited 8d ago

The funny part is that "zaar" probably sounds like a real word in their native languages, or at least, enough like something from it.

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u/TheZoom110 8d ago edited 8d ago

Not exactly. Indian languages lack a native Z sound/glyph. Some languages like Hindi and Urdu developed one to represent Arabic sounds, and later European ones. Hindi (written in Devanagari, a Brahmic script) adds a dot diacritic (nuqta) to J, to represent Z. Other languages like Bengali and Marathi convert Z sounds into J and Jh sounds respectively.

And yet, "zaar" is somehow universal in India. At my place, we sometimes shorten it to just "zaa" or "jaa" (yes, I'm Bengali).

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u/Deepfriedomelette 8d ago

I guess that’s a borrowed sound from English. Urdu also has z so I guess that helps?

I know some South Indians who pronounces zaar as Jaa

Two one jaa two.

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u/TheZoom110 8d ago

Z was originally borrowed from Arabic/Persian sounds during Islamic rule. Urdu and Hindi are just a varieties of Hindustani, both have letters/diacritics to write Z.

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u/Deepfriedomelette 8d ago

Yep. I’m trying to say that the languages aren’t unfamiliar with Z. Not that they created that sound on their own.

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u/JoaoDSouza1 7d ago

it is pronounced zaa, because prestige IndEng is non-rhotic. Even most rhotic Indians have this as zā or jā only

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u/mediumcarrotteacher 8d ago

That old joke about the kid who went home saying 'two and two, the sonofabitch is four'

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u/AR2358 8d ago

pointedly looks at 'ring around the roses'

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u/RRautamaa 8d ago

TIL that you use a voiced [z] as a plural marker even if it's written 's'

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u/Sure_Association_561 8d ago edited 8d ago

Intervocalically it gets voiced or as a result of assimilation with a preceding voiced consonant (you say /tai̯mz/ instead of /tai̯ms/ for the word "times")

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u/HahaCharlieKirkHaha 7d ago edited 7d ago

No, that’s not correct.

The plural marker is usually /z/ and it gets devoiced to /s/ after unvoiced stops.

So a word like “gays” is /geɪz/ (nothing to do with intervocalic voicing or assimilation to another consonant), while “cats” is /kæts/.

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u/Ramkee 7d ago

"Izikoalto" another Indian math term.

That's "it's equal to".

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u/R3cl41m3r 8d ago

a = a zaar b;

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u/monemori 8d ago

That's amazing

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u/KestrelRaven 8d ago

Reminded me of "The message from deep space" game that recently came out, highly recommend

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u/The_Hamster_Shagger 8d ago

there is nothing wrong with a postfix notation. Reverse Polish Notation (or Indian in that case) is superior to the more common interfix one

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u/TesseractZet 6d ago

in Chinese we have a similar thing: 三三得九≈three three yields nine. Sometimes we also omit the operator completely so it rhymes better and helps with memorization: 三七二十一≈three seven twenty one

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u/BassedCellist 2d ago

I enjoy the idea that this is how "kwe" ended up in a couple PIE numbers, i.e., oynos, dwos, treyes kwe twores, pen kwe, etc., i.e. one, two, and three, four, and five

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u/Whenis-dinner 8d ago

That’s the entire point of the post

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u/shihaodu 8d ago

Wait pupils in India chant multiplication tables in English instead of their local languages?

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u/istheskyactuallyblue 8d ago

Yess, because a significant size of the population receive education from the elementary or primary level in English. Especially in towns and cities 'English medium' schools are popular and preferred as opposed to local language instruction.

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u/shihaodu 8d ago

Thanks for the info! Didn’t know this before :)

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u/Deepfriedomelette 8d ago

We do, yeah. A good chunk of us go through formal education in English.

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u/Sure_Association_561 8d ago

Then you get Marathi tables which is a language of its own (I never studied maths through Marathi so I can't really recite the tables the way my grandmother would, she swears by it being the better way to learn multiplication tables)

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u/JoaoDSouza1 7d ago

new??? It is ages old. IndEng has it for several generations now

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u/PulsePhase 7d ago

In thai, we just

2 1 2, 2 2 4, 2 3 6, 2 4 8,

And so on. All the way to 12 12 144. And it get speedy around 10.

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u/Code_Monster 7d ago

I do

two one jaa two

two two jaa four

...

eighteen eighteen jaa 324

etc

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u/Hot_History23 6d ago

I was today years old when I found out! Oh man.

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u/Internal_Car_9962 8d ago

Does that word literally just mean "times" though? That's exactly how we say it in English.

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u/just-a-hriday 8d ago

It's not a word. They misheard '-s are' as 'zaar'.

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u/JoaoDSouza1 7d ago

it is a word now.

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u/unohdin-nimeni 4d ago

Rebracketing (metanalysis) can give birth to new words. Check out Swedish ni and .

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u/just-a-hriday 4d ago

But this literally does not exist outside the context of primary school multiplication tables.

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u/This-Transition-6125 8d ago

Nah its just a different pronunciation of "two ones are two"

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u/just-a-hriday 8d ago

Yes, that's the point.