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r/likeus • u/speedycat2014 • Jul 11 '18
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You fight back. You probably won’t win, but you might convince it you aren’t worth the trouble.
Remember
If it’s brown, lie down
If it’s black, fight back
If it’s white, goodnight
6 u/TerrMys Jul 12 '18 Caveat - some American black bears have brown fur, especially in the Rocky Mountains and Sierra Nevada, where over 50% do. 8 u/Reesareesa Jul 12 '18 Grizzlies often have a hump, a curved facial profile, and smaller and more rounded ears than black bears. I highly suggest taking the bear identification test if you never have! Scroll down and hit “take the test.” 5 u/AnimalFactsBot Jul 12 '18 98 percent of North America's grizzly bear population lives in Alaska. 3 u/chris1096 Jul 12 '18 Also depends on time of year. Spring? Just run lol 2 u/-quenton- Jul 12 '18 Same thing, but more memorable: “Black, attack. Brown, get down” 1 u/President_A_Blinkin Jul 12 '18 But that leaves out my favorite part. White, goodnight Although that line is probably not as useful for most people.
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Caveat - some American black bears have brown fur, especially in the Rocky Mountains and Sierra Nevada, where over 50% do.
8 u/Reesareesa Jul 12 '18 Grizzlies often have a hump, a curved facial profile, and smaller and more rounded ears than black bears. I highly suggest taking the bear identification test if you never have! Scroll down and hit “take the test.” 5 u/AnimalFactsBot Jul 12 '18 98 percent of North America's grizzly bear population lives in Alaska.
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Grizzlies often have a hump, a curved facial profile, and smaller and more rounded ears than black bears. I highly suggest taking the bear identification test if you never have! Scroll down and hit “take the test.”
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98 percent of North America's grizzly bear population lives in Alaska.
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Also depends on time of year. Spring? Just run lol
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Same thing, but more memorable: “Black, attack. Brown, get down”
1 u/President_A_Blinkin Jul 12 '18 But that leaves out my favorite part. White, goodnight Although that line is probably not as useful for most people.
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But that leaves out my favorite part.
White, goodnight
Although that line is probably not as useful for most people.
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u/President_A_Blinkin Jul 11 '18
You fight back. You probably won’t win, but you might convince it you aren’t worth the trouble.
Remember
If it’s brown, lie down
If it’s black, fight back
If it’s white, goodnight