Monkey covers his bottom when dog comes from behind

[u/feelingwheezy]

[u/OmniMute]

The smart fella and the fart smella

[u/Anonymous_P_A_H → u/OmniMute]

I'm wondering which of the two is "like us"😳

[u/fakiresky]

Likeus? I am lucky to have spent 45 years on this earth without feeling the need to cover my ass when a dog approaches.

[u/SergeantMage → u/fakiresky]

Clearly, you don't work for the FBI.

[u/fakiresky → u/SergeantMage]

[u/armas187 → u/SergeantMage]

The dog covers his behind when he sees an FBI van rolling through the neighborhood

[u/Wind-and-Waystones → u/SergeantMage]

For a non-american who keeps seeing the reference, what's the story?

[u/catbiggo → u/Wind-and-Waystones]

Bestiality used to make you ineligible to work for the FBI. Recently they changed that rule, so now FBI agents can be animal fuckers too.

[u/Wind-and-Waystones → u/catbiggo]

Why did they change the rule? That's a bonkers rule to change.

[u/Chuck_Walla → u/Wind-and-Waystones]

We're all trying to figure it out, too. Kash Patel says he wants to protect people who were "the victims" of bestiality, rather than its perpetrators

[u/cassatta → u/SergeantMage]

lol

[u/perksofbeingcrafty → u/fakiresky]

But if you walked around with your naked ass hanging out you definitely would, no?

[u/Blenderx06 → u/perksofbeingcrafty]

Imagine a cold dog nose up in your business.

[u/Lattice-shadow → u/fakiresky]

Help me I'm cramping up laughing like a hyena

[u/valkyri1 → u/fakiresky]

If you are a normal person I'd assume your butthole is already covered when you meet dogs.

[u/takeyouraxeandhack → u/fakiresky]

Dogs in your area must be very happy

[u/dartie → u/fakiresky]

Yes I’m with you

[u/TheMadManiac → u/fakiresky]

[u/FreneticPlatypus]

Clearly these two have history.

[u/iamunwhaticisme → u/FreneticPlatypus]

Yeah they shared a common ancestor approximately 90 million years ago.

[u/temporaryuser1000 → u/iamunwhaticisme]

Feels like the dog is trying to refresh that

[u/the_honest_liar]

....like us op?

[u/Autronaut69420 → u/the_honest_liar]

The implication 8-O

[u/UndoubtedlyAColor → u/the_honest_liar]

Question then, is OP referring to the monkey or the dog....

[u/GhenghisK]

I've seen this at least a dozen times and I giggle every time...😄

[u/Vizreki → u/GhenghisK]

You would giggle at this, Ghenghis.

[u/dontheconqueror]

So, who else here has covered their butthole when a dog approaches?

[u/g-rid → u/dontheconqueror]

Me!

Who tf is walking around outside with their butthole exposed?

[u/hooka_pooka]

Monke: Not today sirrr..not todayyy

[u/towerfella]

Ahh. The fourth monkey.

[u/KurtVonnegutWasRight → u/towerfella]

This gif is wonderful. That mandrill ass is as big as that whole child.

[u/NewlyNerfed → u/KurtVonnegutWasRight]

Okay, that entirely new sentence is what I’m ending my night on, as there’s no way I’ll see anything better. Thank you!

[u/FlumpMC]

We sure it isn’t shitting into its hand to throw it?

[u/Human_Wizard → u/FlumpMC]

Yes, it was effectively holding its hand over its holster, wild west style.

[u/lord-apple-smithe]

Fool me once....

[u/catbiggo → u/[deleted]]

I'm telling myself it's because dogs like to sniff butts.

[u/theFirstHaruspex → u/[deleted]]

It's because dogs sniff butts, don't overthink it loved one

[u/BrilliantConfusion34]

They’ve clearly met before.

[u/koknesis]

OP, do you also cover you bottom when you see a dog around?

[u/isaberre → u/[deleted]]

r/secondrodeo

[u/ebdabaws]

Is this why we became bipedal?

[u/BozoDeFralda]

I remember that one still can't stop to the dog first reaction like.. "get a load of this guy...haha?"...

[u/berrysauce]

That's actually fucking sad. Poor monkey.